you guys ever seen a snake jump?

[jerome]

i was bikin' in da woods today and i heard this gigantic rustle i had to look over for what it was. next second i saw this super tall snake just jump up in the fucking air vertically. it freaked out and awed me at the same time.

you guys ever seen a snake jump?

[Sir Cornwell]

Did it rattle like the horns of cattle or was it a little old corn snake?

[jerome]

^ Not sure, some black snake, not the kind of ones that eat rats and aren't poisonous.

[Ghost Buster]

Snakes can't jump. Not in the same sense as humans jump anyways.

[Mirana]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

Snakes can't jump. Not in the same sense as humans jump anyways.

You sound like spectral lol

[jerome]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

Snakes can't jump. Not in the same sense as humans jump anyways.

Basically it looked like this, but way taller and freakier in person.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HG9Lb31KUM&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PLB820CD58E3603ABC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HG9Lb31KUM&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PLB820CD58E3603ABC
Video: click to display

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by Mirana

You sound like spectral lol

I didn't mention daguru.

[Mordisk]

Snakes jump all of the time sweetsss.
Take my word for it, i take care of alottt of them.

Russian and pueblo milksnakes jump and spin in a circle while attacking their pray.
I seen it eat an african bullfrog once. He used that technique, it was amazing.

[PotRoastMuscles]

I've never seen one jump but yesterday, we were smoking some loud in this cut and we though we saw a deflated bike tire...
When we walked up to it hissed at us and slithered off.
I'm guessing it what some kind of pine snake cuz I live in Jersey ....

[1983]

Originally Posted by jerome

Basically it looked like this, but way taller and freakier in person.

\http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HG9L...20CD58E3603ABC

Man that snake wants to fuck that Asian up hardcore... Any outtakes or bloopers for us?

Al

[Dumpster Slut]

Originally Posted by jerome

i was bikin' in da woods today and i heard this gigantic rustle i had to look over for what it was. next second i saw this super tall snake just jump up in the fucking air vertically. it freaked out and awed me at the same time.

you guys ever seen a snake jump?

You're too fat to ride a bike.

Thread closed.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Mine jumps every time I look at you.

[Dumpster Slut]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Proots, M.D.

Mine jumps every time I look at you.

[Yurpen]

Fags.

[felonious_monk]

that would have definitely freaked me out but its awesome you got to witness that kind of spectacle in your lifetime. i still have yet to see a snake jump in fact i've probably only seen a wild snake like 10 times in my life

[Ghost Buster]

lol jerome thanks to this thread I had a fucked up dream about a snake. Basically there was a big snake in my room so I let my three ferrets out of their cage. (I don't actually have ferrets lol). They gang raped the snake and torn it to pieces. I don't know why I dreamt this lol. More stuff happened after but I can't remember.

[Zanick]

I used to have a pet snake.

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by zanick

I used to have a pet snake.

Me too.

[IWD]

You guys ever see one of the larger snake varieties get fed the rats? The rats will realize that they're food at one single instant and at that moment they will freak out and go nuts. You can see the change in them instantly right when they realize that they're in there to be eaten.

My sister in-law told me a crazy story once about some chick she worked with that owned a huge snake and kept it as a pet. She slept with this snake. She took the snake to a vet (Vets are snake doctors I'd imagine? Or do reptiles go somewhere else? Anyways, who cares) she complained to the specialist that the snake hadn't been eating for over a week or something, and the guy told her "Do NOT let this snake sleep with you anymore and keep it locked up" and she says "Why?" and he tells her "This snake is planning on trying to eat you while you sleep."

I don't imagine a snake could devour a person unless it was one of those crazy big ones, but it could easily devour an arm or a leg.

That's a creepy thought. I guess this chick was all freaked out at work or some shit. I would be too.

[Ghost Buster]

^I've heard that story a million times from various people.

"Ya I knew this guy with a big snake and it stopped eating and the vet was like its planning on eating you lolol"

I'm assuming its and urban legend

[ChinaCat]

http://www.snopes.com/critters/snakes/measured.asp

[jerome]

Originally Posted by Mordisk

Snakes jump all of the time sweetsss.
Take my word for it, i take care of alottt of them.

Russian and pueblo milksnakes jump and spin in a circle while attacking their pray.
I seen it eat an african bullfrog once. He used that technique, it was amazing.

Whoa are you a snake saver or something?

Originally Posted by Dumpster Slut

You're too fat to ride a bike.

Thread closed.

Uh-huh. Anyways, woke up early to go hit the trails to have a perfect day today. My back derailleur went out on me not even 7 sec in and had to go back home instead. Made me

Originally Posted by felonious_monk

that would have definitely freaked me out but its awesome you got to witness that kind of spectacle in your lifetime. i still have yet to see a snake jump in fact i've probably only seen a wild snake like 10 times in my life

Yeah I'm considering myself uber lucky, cuz like you, I haven't seen too many snakes. Maybe 20 at most?

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

lol jerome thanks to this thread I had a fucked up dream about a snake. Basically there was a big snake in my room so I let my three ferrets out of their cage. (I don't actually have ferrets lol). They gang raped the snake and torn it to pieces. I don't know why I dreamt this lol. More stuff happened after but I can't remember.

Got very weird visual of ferrets humping snake.

[Turd_Smasher]

My snake jumps out of my pants every time I see a little girl walking alone without any parents nearby.

[IWD]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

^I've heard that story a million times from various people.

"Ya I knew this guy with a big snake and it stopped eating and the vet was like its planning on eating you lolol"

I'm assuming its and urban legend

Really? That's fucking gay as hell. My brothers wife came home from work and said her co-worker told her that it happened to her or something. That means she heard the story, and told it to someone else saying it happened to her, because she has absolutely nothing interesting and truthful to talk about.

I'm going to tell my sister-in-law that whoever told her that is a pathological liar. I could have told a bunch of people about it during some random conversation and looked like a liar myself.

['Ed Rush]

Yea I see it all the time.

[BITCH TITZ]

Originally Posted by jerome

Basically it looked like this, but way taller and freakier in person.

\http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HG9L...20CD58E3603ABC

he wasn't charming that snake very well

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Flying Snakes... and Leaping Lizards - YouTube

I knew just from the title that this was going to have that annoying retarded style of voice over that makes me wanna choke Animal Planet producers. Goddamn I hate this shit.

[1983]

Originally Posted by IWD

I'm going to tell my sister-in-law that whoever told her that is a pathological liar. I could have told a bunch of people about it during some random conversation and looked like a liar myself.

Allot of bred and captive reptiles have a parasite in their guts that will make them stop eating and kill them.

I don't remember what it's called but my one X had her boa constricter "Sway" die from it.... Kinda sucked too because Sway was pretty fun to let run around and it was fun to throw mice into her pen.

On the flip side though.



Al