You Know Your Life Sucks When

[Legend]

You roll through your neighborhood and two other ones and see cars parked completely covering both sides of the roads and haven't gotten invited to anything.
Think I'm just going to do it, faggot.

[turboneger]

damn ur lyfe sux bro

[Illegal Immigrant]

i could be out partying right now.


But i bought an xbox instead.

[Computer]

shit sux bro

[Dumpster Slut]

get a bottle of gin, crash the party

its not that difficult bitch

[RackinOnUp604]

when your waiting on the porch , waiting impatiently for mailman to get yo welfare check

[mudhut_madonna]

at least you get to hang out with your working friends..

[BITCH TITZ]

you're on death row

[emf]

When you have a normal life, and a good job. Then you know your life sucks.

[Sir Cornwell]

You think you're turning queer 'cause you're all outta beer.

[HellBent]

When your on zoklet talking about how bad your life sucks

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

You know it sucks when you think it sucks. Faget.

[PotRoastMuscles]

You thought you put out a 1/2 a blunt the night before for when you wake up..
But upon arising from your slumber, you realize it was only about 1/4 of the blunt you saved..
Now in between making french toast and drinking Bloody Mary's you have to take the time to put another g in the grinder,un-leaf a vannila entourage, and twist another one..
AAAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH........Life Sucks........

[The Cheshire Cat]

Originally Posted by PRProotgrammer

You thought you put out a 1/2 a blunt the night before for when you wake up..
But upon arising from your slumber, you realize it was only about 1/4 of the blunt you saved..
Now in between making french toast and drinking Bloody Mary's you have to take the time to put another g in the grinder,un-leaf a vannila entourage, and twist another one..
AAAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH........Life Sucks........

Such a hard life...

[Sir Cornwell]

Ooooh! Pretty blunt.

[PotRoastMuscles]

Originally Posted by The Cheshire Cat

Such a hard life...

You have no Idea bruh...
1-My fingers hurt from un-leafing and re-rolling blunts all night.
2-Its only 10:15 am and im allready 3 Bloody Mary's and 4 Vicodens deep..
3-Im Hungry
4- I dont have a maid or private chef yet to cook my meals
5-I have to roll my own blunts, Mix my own drinks, and cook my own food
6- I have a 7:00 pm deadline to turn in some material
7-I have not written a thing

yes it is an extremely hard life

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by PRProotgrammer

You have no Idea bruh...
1-My fingers hurt from un-leafing and re-rolling blunts all night.
2-Its only 10:15 am and im allready 3 Bloody Mary's and 4 Vicodens deep..
3-Im Hungry
4- I dont have a maid or private chef yet to cook my meals
5-I have to roll my own blunts, Mix my own drinks, and cook my own food
6- I have a 7:00 pm deadline to turn in some material
7-I have not written a thing

yes it is an extremely hard life

That sucks dude. I decided long ago I was going to get bitches to do all that shit for me. How do you live?

[BITCH TITZ]

Originally Posted by PRProotgrammer

You have no Idea bruh...
1-My fingers hurt from un-leafing and re-rolling blunts all night.
2-Its only 10:15 am and im allready 3 Bloody Mary's and 4 Vicodens deep..
3-Im Hungry
4- I dont have a maid or private chef yet to cook my meals
5-I have to roll my own blunts, Mix my own drinks, and cook my own food
6- I have a 7:00 pm deadline to turn in some material
7-I have not written a thing

yes it is an extremely hard life

the fuck u need to write? to also help make your life easier, don't mix drinks.

[Greyusurper]

-When you have to work full time as a janitor (but over about four other people that you boss around)
-When the doctor gives you a guilt trip over your medical marijuana card you're applying for (still grants you it though)
-When you're constantly cheating on your wife because you're secretly a misogynist
-When you shave your head because you're going bald and you're not even thirty yet
-When you bitch like an old man about all the "kids" and their new trends, and music, and culture, because you're an almost thirty year old hipster/scenester
-When you look and sound like an old man but are not even thirty, and have the impulses of an immature eight year-old boy
-When you live a vegan lifestyle
-When you workout at the gym constantly so no one notices your steroid abuse
-When you've been living the vegan lifestyle for years and years now and that impulse control problem acts up as a temper tantrum and you punch or hit something and break your bones
-Drugs??? Nah!

^^Taken from my friend's fucked up life. Pretty neat actually.

[jerome]

when right after you've finally calmed down on your sex addiction, you get molested, which causes you to revert back to your old ways cuz you don't know how else to handle it.

but like i think the worst is when you're stuck at a refugee camp with a lot of your family members dead, all in the middle of some violent political turmoil.

[MAYOR]

There were no answers in the empty botlle

[Duelist]

getting back to the subject of partying, a potential lulzy idea is to put bread (or anything, really) in the microwave for 99 minutes at random parties you go to. hilarious

[Hanniba1]

When the only thing you have to be proud about is the fact that you're white.