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Old 04-28-2012, 05:44 AM
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Confused How long could you survive being on this subforum?

There is a subforum. You are free to leave whenever you want but if you stay there might be a funny thread. You do not know the probability of such a thread appearing. Half the threads are different people calling eachother faggots, some are people reposting old memes, others are people trying to get concise medical advice without physically being examined, and there are plenty of "how long could you survive in this situation" threads with petty morality/bias such as "I THINK [group of people] SHOULD BE TORTURED CAUSE THEY LIKE WHAT I DUN LIKE".

So how long could you stay on such a subforum without leaving?

My record is like 10 minutes.
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what in the what?
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this thread sucks and I don't feel like giving it a thoughtful reply
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Kill yourself plz.
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Old 04-28-2012, 05:56 AM
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It was satire. I'm gonna go cry now T_T
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This isn't a subforum.
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There is a subforum. You are free to leave whenever you want but if you stay there might be a funny thread. You do not know the probability of such a thread appearing. Half the threads are different people calling eachother faggots, some are people reposting old memes, others are people trying to get concise medical advice without physically being examined, and there are plenty of "how long could you survive in this situation" threads with petty morality/bias such as "I THINK [group of people] SHOULD BE TORTURED CAUSE THEY LIKE WHAT I DUN LIKE".

So how long could you stay on such a subforum without leaving?

My record is like 10 minutes.
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