Robbing People W/Muskets.

[Chavinist]

Is fun as hell...as a matter of fact, shooting people with musket rifles and then robbing them is fucking hilarious shit, much slower getaway and blatantly obvious, but it's fuckin funny, i don't even keep a backup gun, usually because im laughing so hard after wards, i don't mind getting shot, i'll die happy and laughing.

You should try it. Just walk up with a musket and look at them for two seconds, laugh, shoot, rob, laugh.

[13579]

Not going to lie: I've thought about this. I have access to a musket and a derringer. If I wouldn't get my life raped, I'd do it for the lulz.

[slm33d]

Hello good sir , resign your money to our king or we shall shoot ye.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

^Not bad, but I prefer to produce my pistol, then produce my rapier, then say "Stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya".
A tactical blunderbus would work well, or a shotgun with a trumpet shoved down the barrel. Just so long as it fired spaghetti and meatballs.

[Bong McPuffin]

I actually had to go back to the top of the page to make sure i didn't accidentally wander into Bat Country...

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Lul some show intros of shit my sister or I used to watch (shes a good several year younger than I am), which explains some of these more recent shows:


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[Leonidas]

Ya'll musta just went into to new posts then, it be pretty hard to wander into Bat Country

[Mantikore]

Originally Posted by KwinnieBogan

Lul some show intros of shit my sister or I used to watch (shes a good several year younger than I am), which explains some of these more recent shows:

wheres Blinky Bill, nigga?

Anyway

On January 30, 1835, what is believed to be the first attempt to kill a sitting President of the United States occurred just outside the United States Capitol Building. When Jackson was leaving the Capitol Building out of the East Portico after the funeral of South Carolina Representative Warren R. Davis, Richard Lawrence, an unemployed and deranged house-painter from England, either burst from a crowd or stepped out from hiding behind a column and aimed a pistol at Jackson which misfired. Lawrence then pulled out a second pistol which also misfired. It has since been postulated that the moisture from the humid weather of the day contributed to the double misfiring.[44] Lawrence was then restrained, with legend saying that Jackson attacked Lawrence with his cane, prompting his aides to restrain him. Others present, including David Crockett, restrained and disarmed Lawrence.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Hey Hey Blinky Bill, if you don't stop him no-one will, it's good ol' Blinky Bill! Sister used to watch that all the time. Trap Door was the sickest fucking show ever though.

[Other Side of the Pillow]

Originally Posted by Chavinist

Is fun as hell...as a matter of fact, shooting people with musket rifles and then robbing them is fucking hilarious shit, much slower getaway and blatantly obvious, but it's fuckin funny, i don't even keep a backup gun, usually because im laughing so hard after wards, i don't mind getting shot, i'll die happy and laughing.

You should try it. Just walk up with a musket and look at them for two seconds, laugh, shoot, rob, laugh.

What if you miss? It takes so long to reload.

[ZX9R]

Originally Posted by Chavinist

Is fun as hell...as a matter of fact, shooting people with musket rifles and then robbing them is fucking hilarious shit, much slower getaway and blatantly obvious, but it's fuckin funny, i don't even keep a backup gun, usually because im laughing so hard after wards, i don't mind getting shot, i'll die happy and laughing.

You should try it. Just walk up with a musket and look at them for two seconds, laugh, shoot, rob, laugh.

Hilarious -- depends on your perspective.


For you have one shot before you have to reload.

Depending on the firearm I am carrying -- I usually have ten (or greater) shots before I have to reload.

[Trix Are For Kids]

The fuck?

[Dog]

I lawled. That's some pretty hilarious imagery.

[SHARP]

Originally Posted by Chavinist

Robbing People W/Muskets.

Easy there Dick Turnip, robbing people with muskets can get you killed faster and messier than you'd imagine as they might actually use their muskets and rumor has it that a fistful of lead in the guts slows down circulation, but increases ventilation...

[Chris]

after you shoot them use the smokescreen to make your escape.

[Chavinist]

Originally Posted by SHARP

Easy there Dick Turnip, robbing people with muskets can get you killed faster and messier than you'd imagine as they might actually use their muskets and rumor has it that a fistful of lead in the guts slows down circulation, but increases ventilation...

it's still pretty funny though, try it, it's hilarious.

[Unwanted Prostate Exam]

You should dress up like an early colonial and THEN rob people with muskets.

[ZX9R]

Originally Posted by Unwanted Prostate Exam

You should dress up like an early colonial and THEN rob people with muskets.

lol yes!

Now this would be funny!!

[Yggdrasil]

What's best is if you take the musket to a Mediaeval fair and rob the people there, calling them fagots for not having yet discovered gunpowder

[Kwinnie Bogan]

^You just reminded me of the Medieval faire we were going to put on here once upon a time. Should get that sweet shit back up and running.

[Purple Sprite]

i prefer to use a flare gun

[Mantikore]

i wouldnt mind robbing people in with a Ned Kelly bucket on my head

[TheThirdWaveOfOilBurning]

SWIM should have a set of ethics, to only rob the upper middle class bourgeois with muskets.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Don't you open that TRAAAAAAP DOOORRRRRRRR!!!! Cos there's somethin' down there!

[DirtySanchez]

Thanks for contributing to the death of bad ideas OP.

[1983]

Have at you, You ruffians!



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[yawanur]

Originally Posted by DirtySanchez

Thanks for contributing to the death of bad ideas OP.

Yeah cause BI used to be a meeting ground for serious organized crime where golden secrets were revealed to the select few, who would profit immensely from said knowledge and take the words to their grave.

[DirtySanchez]

Originally Posted by yawanur

Yeah cause BI used to be a meeting ground for serious organized crime where golden secrets were revealed to the select few, who would profit immensely from said knowledge and take the words to their grave.

No it's always been retarded but people like OP are the reason why.

[yawanur]

Originally Posted by DirtySanchez

it's always been retarded

...and? What else do you expect?

[The Pat-Man]

quality thread

[Tachosomoza]

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[TheyCallMeNothing]

What the fuck is going on in this thread ...... I'm scared and intrigued...


Anyway dressing as a civil war solider with a musket would be fucking hilarious.

[SBTlauien]

Back when I was younger, friends and I did this all the time.

[Rolf]

Steal from fools in gentlemanly fashion; wearing riding boots covered in horse shit, with broken bottle of *insert liquor here* in hand and saber as backup weapon, demands Rolf.

Originally Posted by Chavinist

i don't even keep a backup gun.

Bayonet, weapon of manly grunt, demands Rolf.

[Fox News]

Yeah, robbing Red Coats is mighty fun