Question for you fine upstanding moral gentlemen

[Shrike]

So walking back from the movies tonight (Avengers fuck yeah) at about 10:30, this chick calls out to me "business? business?" across the street. I couldn't really figure out what she meant or what she wanted, and kept on walking. A few steps on, I thought, oh!

She's a hooker right? I didn't really get a look at her as she was across the street and in a dark corner, but she sounded young.

I dunno, it's probably a dumb idea, but i'm sort of intrigued. I've never had a hooker before, and sex has been pretty thin on the ground for me for quite a while. Obviously it's a bit risky bringing her back to my place, and danger of STDs etc, but I should be alright if I wear a condom and make sure she doesn't rob me, right?

How much would it cost, also? I have no experience with these things, but you know, fuck it. When in Rome etc, I may as well take advantage of the local amenities

[ratfrink]

If you are actually in Rome, she's probably a gypsy.

[Myxomatosis]

Why don't you just fuck someone at a glory hole? You might as well get some for free

Who knows what kind of diseases are breeding over there. You could get some sort of super AIDS, man. That shit is NOT funny

[Shrike]

Gross. I might have taken her up on her offer if I wasn't knackered tonight and sore from walking all afternoon.

[Myxomatosis]

Originally Posted by Shrike

Gross. I might have taken her up on her offer if I wasn't knackered tonight and sore from walking all afternoon.

You might as well just jerk off to all the hot chicks there. I'm sure it's a lot more worth it than getting the herpa derp times 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000

You'd probably have little animals running around your crotch having sex with each other. Your pubes will be a giant crab orgy, bro

[STD]

Originally Posted by Shrike

So walking back from the movies tonight (Avengers fuck yeah) at about 10:30, this chick calls out to me "business? business?" across the street. I couldn't really figure out what she meant or what she wanted, and kept on walking. A few steps on, I thought, oh!

She's a hooker right? I didn't really get a look at her as she was across the street and in a dark corner, but she sounded young.

I dunno, it's probably a dumb idea, but i'm sort of intrigued. I've never had a hooker before, and sex has been pretty thin on the ground for me for quite a while. Obviously it's a bit risky bringing her back to my place, and danger of STDs etc, but I should be alright if I wear a condom and make sure she doesn't rob me, right?

How much would it cost, also? I have no experience with these things, but you know, fuck it. When in Rome etc, I may as well take advantage of the local amenities

i lost my virginity to a $100/hour whore

[Mr.Happy]

Check her out first. If she looks like a dirty cracked-out whore, avoid. If she looks clean and classy, it's probably going to be safe.

Don't think I'd ever pay for sex but I don't see anything hugely wrong with it. If you want to get your end wet (under a protective rubber sheath of course) and it won't make you feel ashamed afterwards, why not do it?

[Myxomatosis]

Originally Posted by Mr.Happy

Check her out first. If she looks like a dirty cracked-out whore, avoid. If she looks clean and classy, it's probably going to be safe.

Don't think I'd ever pay for sex but I don't see anything hugely wrong with it. If you want to get your end wet (under a protective rubber sheath of course) and it won't make you feel ashamed afterwards, why not do it?

But I hear the "dirty, cracked-out whores" are pretty nice

I mean, if she has potential (which ALL girls do, they just don't know how to bring out their features properly) you can just take her home and clean her up. If you're psychologically disturbed by all the dicks she had in her mouth in her previous days, I'd say to avoid the whole situation regardless.

[Mr.Happy]

You can put a respectable veneer on a cracked-out whore, but you can't fix her cracked-out personality.

[Shrike]

Well obviously something's gone a bit wrong in there if she's fucking for money. I doubt that sits well with most women.

[Issue313]

Originally Posted by Mr.Happy

Check her out first. If she looks like a dirty cracked-out whore, avoid. If she looks clean and classy, it's probably going to be safe.

Sorry, but that's not exactly scientific. In fact, I doubt the validity of your whore judging method altogether.

And in bang for your buck, joining a dating site has got to be cheaper. Outsource the job to volunteer labour. Even a fat girl has got to be more hygenic than a street hooker.

[a334jv2df]

When I was taking a greyhound from cali back to ny we stopped at a greyhound bus stop in columbus ohio. This place was in the absolute worst part of the city. When I walked outside to smoke a cig I had to beat up a crack head, got called a pussy by a cop driver, and some nigger was obv scoping us to rob but realized it would have ended up bad for him, Anyway this really beautiful white girl, Id say 21, walks by me. Now shes gorgous, doesn;t look like a hooker at all. Then I realized I knew her...

Her name was Loni she went to junior high with me. I said why you up in there fucking for cash I guess a whole lots changed since I seen you last

She said what would you do if your son was at home Crying all alone on the bedroom floor Cause he's hungry
And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money
and his daddys gone somewhere smoking rock now In and out of lock-down I ain't got a job now So for you this is just a good time But for me this is what I call life

I said, Girl you ain't the only one with a baby That's no excuse to be living all crazy Then she looked me right square in the eye And said everyday I wake up hoping to die She said nigga I know about pain 'cause Me and my sister ran away so my daddy couldn't rape us Before I was a teenager I done been through more shit You can't even relate ta

[-Fuck-]

Fucking go for it, but try not to ejaculate, -at all- out of respect for yourself, her, and potential child.

Prostitutes have a service for the world, and you'll be surprised, in most cases if you learn to respect them for their role, they use you a lot less than most women do, and you might have a few occasional hookups who might cut you deals which might eventually just become hookups.

I think if youre gonna fuck around with women you have to pick one: One, or a few. To me, there's no in between, and they should probably know, and be ok with it, and you ok with them fucking around too.

Stop believing everyone is a walking STD factory. I had a mark on my dick (from the lube), got STD tested for all 9 or whatever, came up clean and it finally disappeared when I simply did research on every cure, method of healing, and finally simply stopped eating for a few weeks (and pretty much received abuse from my family out of ignorance but I learned a LOT about people and the sexual nature). By the time you figure out the only real way to absolutely heal the body (and cure any, yes, ANY disease) is by refraining from food, and letting it heal itself, everyone will make fun of you and you'll see whores for who they really are: Respectable, amazingly beautiful women who simply like to fuck a lot, and want their freedom, that other, fatter women and your mother try to make seem like STD infested monsters out of

1. territory
2. fear
3. manipulation/control/possessiveness.

To me there is no divide between hooker and housewife. Just people fighting over people, or securing some relationship. One wants to own you, the other just literally wants to provide a service that happens to be better than just about every other service on the planet including your drug dealer.

Fuck who you want. The thing about hookers is you need to respect them for their role and not "fall in love" or whatever. That will RUIN it. Only go to them if you are gonna pay, fuck, and leave. Sex is a funny thing. Sometimes you get emotional. I say though, save the emotional shit for relationships. There's plenty of that to go around.

BTW if youre serious go after darker skinned girls, and maybe white chicks except for Americans. Avoid American white women like the fucking satan. Their minds are worst than the worst case of AIDS, Cancer, Murder, Suicide, Nuclear Explosions and Supernovas COMBINED. Only when they get older, I've realized do a lot of those ones finally become more natural. The darker skinned people just have something in them that makes them amazing. The africans in America probably have a lot of shitty history, but find yourself an Indian girl, you'll never forget that night my friend. It will be as if a goddess kissed you, worshipped you as a god, and then cursed you to fall back into the world of demons.

Real good sex is about not owning people. I personally think some of the best sex on the planet occurs through strangers.

[The Pat-Man]

if its good for the american secret service its good for you.

[ShyStar]

Are brothels legal in Italy/Rome? What sort of place are you staying at?

If I ever used the services of a prostitute I don't think I'd pick up one from the streets.

Whenever whores proposition me in the streets all it makes me wonder is what sort of arrangement is 'upstairs' - Like are they luring you into an ambush or something?

[The Pat-Man]

yea id probably fuck legal hookers all the time. only thing preventing me from fucking illegal hookers is the threat of ambush by pimp.

[007GoldenShower]

a) Ask her how much it is. That's how business transactions work.
b) Yes, she will be full of STDs.

Enjoy.

[King of the world]

Originally Posted by Issue313

Even a fat girl has got to be more hygenic than a street hooker.

I'd doubt it very much. Most street hookers have to get tested regularly and have to be up to scratch for their business. It's uncommon to find truly independent escorts/hookers, most of them have the same pimp. Fat girls are just fucking stinky and horrible; I've gone down on plenty of whores and they've all tasted and smelt clean and have been clean.

Originally Posted by Unwyred

You don't need a hooker.

Not everyone has a wi... oh, wait, lol. Paying for a hooker is less low-brow, degrading and pathetic than some of the shit I see retards trying to pull in classes, clubs, pubs and everywhere else. There's absolutely nothing wrong with seeing hookers, whether you have a girlfriend or not.


No bitch shouts 'business?' across the street. The op doesn't even leave his house so why he'd make this thread I have no idea.

[Miley Highrus]

I wouldn't go to a street hooker. I'd go on backpage and find a good one. I mean SWIM would.

[King of the world]

Originally Posted by Unwires

I'd go on backpage and find a good one.

That's the best and safest way.

[Zanick]

You should go back and make an appointment, but then instead of having sex with her, urge her to stop being a prostitute. If that doesn't work, befriend her and begin her lifestyle reform. Eventually you'll persuade her to quite her profession and, f you have to, bribe her violent pimp with basketball tickets.

[sepht]

Originally Posted by Shrike

So walking back from the movies tonight (Avengers fuck yeah) at about 10:30, this chick calls out to me "business? business?" across the street. I couldn't really figure out what she meant or what she wanted, and kept on walking. A few steps on, I thought, oh!

She's a hooker right? I didn't really get a look at her as she was across the street and in a dark corner, but she sounded young.

I dunno, it's probably a dumb idea, but i'm sort of intrigued. I've never had a hooker before, and sex has been pretty thin on the ground for me for quite a while. Obviously it's a bit risky bringing her back to my place, and danger of STDs etc, but I should be alright if I wear a condom and make sure she doesn't rob me, right?

How much would it cost, also? I have no experience with these things, but you know, fuck it. When in Rome etc, I may as well take advantage of the local amenities

you gonna get mugged in a dark alley

[reject]

Originally Posted by Shrike

Well obviously something's gone a bit wrong in there if she's fucking for money. I doubt that sits well with most women.

If I was a woman I'd fuck for money.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Shrike

So walking back from the movies tonight (Avengers fuck yeah) at about 10:30, this chick calls out to me "business? business?" across the street. I couldn't really figure out what she meant or what she wanted, and kept on walking. A few steps on, I thought, oh!

She's a hooker right? I didn't really get a look at her as she was across the street and in a dark corner, but she sounded young.

I dunno, it's probably a dumb idea, but i'm sort of intrigued. I've never had a hooker before, and sex has been pretty thin on the ground for me for quite a while. Obviously it's a bit risky bringing her back to my place, and danger of STDs etc, but I should be alright if I wear a condom and make sure she doesn't rob me, right?

How much would it cost, also? I have no experience with these things, but you know, fuck it. When in Rome etc, I may as well take advantage of the local amenities

Kill yourself.

[Death_Merchant]

I'm willing to bet that the average call girl( not street walker) is cleaner than the sluts on plenty of fish.

[Shrike]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

Shrike, you're better than this... You don't need a hooker. That's just low-brow and pathetic.

You know, i'm really not. And honestly I don't see why it's more pathetic than trawling bars trying to pick up drunk sluts.

[Proots]

Chances are, if she's displaying her wares on the street - then she's not something you want to pick up and fuck.

[reject]

Originally Posted by Proots

Chances are, if she's displaying her wares on the street - then she's not something you want to pick up and fuck.

Goes for most chicks in a club. But cheap vodka and dark lighting has a suspicious way to make them look good.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by Shrike

You know, i'm really not. And honestly I don't see why it's more pathetic than trawling bars trying to pick up drunk sluts.

The thing with prostitution is that it's too expensive. Really, it's far too expensive. And you have to use a condom which is gay. You have to be retarded to PAY for sex with a condom. Not only that, but with prostitution you skip the best part of casual sex; the chase.

The only fun part of going to a whore that I can think of is to lose yourself in some crazed abuse fantasy and just destroy her. Like you literally buy her body so you go all out and beat the fuck out of her, molest her, choke the shit out of her, etc...