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Old 05-03-2012, 09:19 PM
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:27 PM
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Tyra Banks? Seriously? GTFO!
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Rubbish make over. The guy's voice also sounded like abbod's on that vid he made for zoklet, lol.
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:32 PM
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Tyra Banks is the troll show. It's like the black version of Maury Povich. Pure lower class entertainment.

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But I won't fuck Mariah even if she had ashanti butt naked in bed, cause she got a forehead just like Tyra.
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:35 PM
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Haha I lol'd when he smeared off hes freedom color, and went back to horse shit.
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The singer? She's getting old.
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:45 PM
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This is a form of bullying but since he consented he can eat a fat, black penis

I'm assuming it stems from social anxiety
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:50 PM
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Hey Tyra... Black, White, Doesn't matter... I still want you to suck my dick.

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Old 05-03-2012, 11:27 PM
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smart guy

but really who wouldn't rather be white than an ugly nigger?
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Even black people dont like black people lol
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Mental colonialism is a bitch.
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He should get racial transformation surgery.
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Rubbish make over. The guy's voice also sounded like abbod's on that vid he made for zoklet, lol.
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But I won't fuck Mariah even if she had ashanti butt naked in bed, cause she got a forehead just like Tyra.
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abbod's zoklet video - YouTube

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Old 05-04-2012, 11:34 AM
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does abbod = slag?


they sound almost exactly the same
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Old 05-04-2012, 11:47 AM
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That was hilarious.
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Old 05-04-2012, 12:09 PM
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I like how Tyra Banks is acting all offended when she wants to be White herself. She used to have a nigger nose too but then she had surgery to get a thinner, straighter nose. She wears light coloured weave and light coloured contacts. lol this bitch is worse than this fag since she has permanently changed her appearance through surgery and uses makeup consistently to keep up her White appearance, while this guy looked whiter for one day, and she has the audacity to judge him for not wanting to be a nigger. LOL! great work
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Old 05-04-2012, 12:57 PM
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People who do stuff like that need to get some self esteem and throw off the shackles of mental slavery. Black women in blond weave reminds me of those self hating idiots back in the 40s who used to pour lye on their hair and use bleaching creams with mercury in them. Although there is something creepily cool about a dark person with lighter eyes.

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Old 05-04-2012, 01:06 PM
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"I'm a white man trapped in a black man's body."

Too fucking much.
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I could never date a woman with blond hair that she wasn't born with, honestly. I hate fucking dyed hair, don't even mention putting someone else's hair on you because you've internalized white supremacy.
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Crack, Abbod's on it.

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Old 05-07-2012, 11:11 PM
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Old 05-08-2012, 01:14 AM
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This is so disturbing. Clearly he has mental issues, and sounds like he cares about his feelings too much
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Old 05-08-2012, 10:46 AM
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LOL, black AND gay, i don't blame him.
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Old 05-08-2012, 04:25 PM
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Old 05-08-2012, 04:42 PM
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Michael Jackson just wanted to be hideous.
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I could never date a woman with blond hair that she wasn't born with, honestly. I hate fucking dyed hair
...along with excessive makeup and whole host of other shit

speaks miles to a girl's self esteem when extensive altering of looks is a daily habit
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Ugh, this makes me sick. Once again, humanity makes me feel like absolute garbage for sharing genes with the population of the world. The answer is SO obvious.

It's not the race he's ashamed of. He's ashamed of HIMSELF and he needs something to point it towards so he feels less guilty about his own failures. Instead of hating black people because their race is obviously less intelligent and more prone to crime (not all of them, I'm not being racist here but I still believe that to be true) he should become part of the SOLUTION. He should make a stand and live the way he believes is the right way to live, to set an example for the billions of others that were born black.

He see's blacks as ugly because of everything that black culture represents in America. Cosmetically, he doesn't even look half as ugly as most people, whites included. He doesn't want to be a part of what he feels is the inferior race based on how blacks have collectively made whatever impact they've made on pop culture. Instead of trying to be white, he should be the best black man he can be to make it evident to everyone he knows that some black people have decency.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Same with the people that change their genders. THAT is wrong, and I don't care what anyone says. So you feel like a boy or a girl trapped in the wrong body? Don't change your gender. Make a stand. Make a stand that says to the world "Girls can live with a lot of the traits of men too!" or vice versa. Not that I'd be particularly attracted to people that did that, but I'd at least respect them for taking the cards that have been dealt to them, and playing them to the best of their abilities to set an example for the rest of the people in the same struggle, rather than begging the dealer for new cards.

Fucking pathetic. I'm seriously starting to doubt that the collective population of this world will ever be worth my respect. Fuck confiding to ANYTHING society says is ok, until the ridiculous amount of stupid shit they allow to progress gets stopped.
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In this post, I invert the thread.

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LOL

"I can tell by people's reactions, the way they look at me are soooo different!"

Cuz you look like a black man with white makeup on.
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"Gay man finds excuse to wear makeup."
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I like how Tyra Banks is acting all offended when she wants to be White herself. She used to have a nigger nose too but then she had surgery to get a thinner, straighter nose. She wears light coloured weave and light coloured contacts. lol this bitch is worse than this fag since she has permanently changed her appearance through surgery and uses makeup consistently to keep up her White appearance, while this guy looked whiter for one day, and she has the audacity to judge him for not wanting to be a nigger. LOL! great work
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I've never seen her in Polish peasant costume or a dirndl.
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Does lady julily still post here? This video would be an excellent example to explain that trannys are just delusional mental cases.
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