Question: What do with empty beer cans ???

[benny vader]

I ahve towers of empty beer cans in a corner of my room. Their piled up to something like 5' tall ....

Imagine, towers of tall cans, some 40+ of them ...... towering up to 5' +-, from a dozen+ of brands and colors .....

Now what should I do with them that's both productive and creative.

I'll follow up with picts soon.

Suggestions ????

[sepht]

Beer Tin Can Stirling Engine - YouTube

Beer Tin Can Stirling Engine - YouTube
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[White Jesus]

Make a beer can staff and harass your neighbours?

[benny vader]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Sell them and buy more beer, duh.

I kno, but that *NOT FUCKING* creative. Is ''creative'' somethi g that's not in your fucking spic dictionary ?????

Obviously i kno i can sell them but thats not I am trying to do here ....

[roasted]

I bet all those beer cans smell nice. Rank beer fermenting bacteria spores next to your bed...You should be proud of yourself.

40 whole beer cans? You're a mad man. I nominate you for the Zoklet Badass of the Year Award. Thats pretty hardcore to save every beer can you've ever drank.

Before you take the picture be sure to throw away your pile of semen drenched Kleenex and your shit-stained underwear

[benny vader]

Originally Posted by roasted

I bet all those beer cans smell nice. Rank beer fermenting bacteria spores next to your bed...You should be proud of yourself.....

How do you kno ???? their actually some sort of greenish mold on the mouth of these cans .... around the openings ......

their reelly gross ..... but their are a something tat I cant relate to or empathize when I'm drunk ....

so I just sit here admiring the beauty of their deep, dark green color .....

[benny vader]

edit : just downed an entire can of :



'cept their candy red in color and in 12.2 in abv.

[Spatula Tzar]

Recycle them.

[Frankeh]

this?

Pop soda beer can Solar Powered heater furnace panel -- Part 1 - YouTube

Pop soda beer can Solar Powered heater furnace panel -- Part 1 - YouTube
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[Zanick]

[Zanick]

Originally Posted by benny vader

How do you kno ???? their actually some sort of greenish mold on the mouth of these cans .... around the openings .....

just smoke weed out of them.

[BITCH TITZ]

fill them up in trash bags and when filthy fuckin bums start looking through your dumpster throw it on em or beat their face with it. or fill a few bags with glass bottles. either way they'll get the cans, and you'll have some fun

[tomjohens]

I think you should recycle them. Saving empty beer cans doesn't sound very sanitary.

-Tom

[BITCH TITZ]

or you can just stomp them like bums do and sell em .$99 a lb r0nd here

[Food Product]

I keep my 24oz cans in my room so they can mature as biological weapons. In the coming race wars I have supreme weaponry.

[benny vader]

Originally Posted by zanick

.....





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nice. i like these two.

[benny vader]

Originally Posted by Frankeh

this?

Pop soda beer can Solar Powered heater furnace panel -- Part 1 - YouTube

I dont have a roof ... brah. I live in a huge block of concrete.

Originally Posted by zanick

just smoke weed out of them.

I dont take drugs. TV says their bad.

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

fill them up in trash bags and when filthy fuckin bums start looking through your dumpster throw it on em or beat their face with it. or fill a few bags with glass bottles. either way they'll get the cans, and you'll have some fun

sounds like no fun at all ...

Originally Posted by tomjohens

I think you should recycle them. Saving empty beer cans doesn't sound very sanitary.

-Tom

If I wanted sanitary I'll wear a sanitary pad. I'm sure thats pretty sanitary.

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

or you can just stomp them like bums do and sell em .$99 a lb r0nd here

Sounds like too much work that pays too little.

Originally Posted by Food Product

I keep my 24oz cans in my room so they can mature as biological weapons. In the coming race wars I have supreme weaponry.

Dont forget the penicillin when you harvest your mold. Their good too.

[ratfrink]

Make penny-stoves out of them, sell them for $2 each on ebay.

[BITCH TITZ]

Originally Posted by ratfrink

Make penny-stoves out of them, sell them for $2 each on ebay.

do something like that or give em to bums

[p6867]

So you keep towers of beer cans around your room? That's great and in no way disgusting. Also benny vader aka Methematician, aren't you like 33 goddamn years old?

[shopping cart for brains]

Originally Posted by tomjohens

I think you should recycle them. Saving empty beer cans doesn't sound very sanitary.

-Tom

thanks tom

[Mantikore]

melt them down

[benny vader]

Originally Posted by p6867

So you keep towers of beer cans around your room? That's great and in no way disgusting. Also benny vader aka Methematician, aren't you like 33 goddamn years old?

eh fagot, stop derailing this thread. The fucking topic at hand is ''what to do with piles of empty beer cans'' ....

talking and commenting about how disgusting they are or whether I fucking am or am not the mathematician has no relevance to this thread.

but anyway ... since i'm an avid embracer of topic diversity, lets talk about it.

No, their not disgusting. Because most of them had gone thru a process we non fagots called ''washing''. Granted some of them which I forgot to wash have molds on them, but that's no difference than people who have plants and bonsais in their rooom.

Molds ARE plants too. Theres nothing to be disgusted about.

And if you have *ANY* factual evidences that support your baseless homosexual allegation that I am the mathematician, then PM them to me and I'll stop posting on this site whatsoever.

If not just shut the ups and fuck the offs. And pack your baseless allegation back up your ass.

*shoves gauntlet up your ass*.

There. Gauntlet. Your ass. Now what ?

[FrY]

I thought molds were fungi, and do not need sunlight, like plants.

[benny vader]

Originally Posted by FrY

I thought molds were fungi, and do not need sunlight, like plants.

Anything that lives, and dont move around by itself are plants in my book irregardless of what species they are.

No need to keep things complicated.

[Duke Zion]

At least they are stacked up, I used to have this neighbor who would just toss them over his shoulder into giant mountain of beer cans, it was very unsanitary to say the least.

[benny vader]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

At least they are stacked up, I used to have this neighbor who would just toss them over his shoulder into giant mountain of beer cans, it was very unsanitary to say the least.

Let me emphasize : Washed and stacked up.

Their all in my room because I am collecting them. Their nice and beautiful and colorful .... with dozens of odd brands coming from as far as egypt and india ....

among them is this :



and an indian-indian one :



while others are mostly from 3rd world european countries.

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by benny vader

Let me emphasize : Washed and stacked up.

Their all in my room because I am collecting them. Their nice and beautiful and colorful .... with dozens of odd brands coming from as far as egypt and india ....

among them is this :



and an indian-indian one :



while others are mostly from 3rd world european countries.

It's cool to look at I guess, but a more appropriate place to display them would be a garage.

[benny vader]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

It's cool to look at I guess, but a more appropriate place to display them would be a garage.

Thats exactly why I made this thread. I liked how they looked .... but there's just no way and nothing I could think of to infuse them into my house.

Storing all of them in a cabinet just doesnt work. In a garege where none sees them doesnt work either.

What do ?

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by benny vader

Thats exactly why I made this thread. I liked how they looked .... but there's just no way and nothing I could think of to infuse them into my house.

Storing all of them in a cabinet just doesnt work. In a garege where none sees them doesnt work either.

What do ?

You could build shelfs close to the ceiling and display them that way.

[benny vader]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

You could build shelfs close to the ceiling and display them that way.

I've thought of hanging them 6'' from the ceiling with fishing lines 6'' from each other to make a giant wing chime .... but not sure if it'd work or not, since i get little air flowing thru my living room.

And the fact that they collect dusts and are hard to clean hanging six inch from the ceiling.

[Midwest]

your a fucking hoarder. clean your room you bum....deerrr i collect all my old cans to show everyone how big a loser i am.
You are the only person that will like your shitty can tower.

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by benny vader

I've thought of hanging them 6'' from the ceiling with fishing lines 6'' from each other to make a giant wing chime .... but not sure if it'd work or not, since i get little air flowing thru my living room.

And the fact that they collect dusts and are hard to clean hanging six inch from the ceiling.

You should cover the holes, they could be a hiding spot for bugs even if you do clean them.

[Minotaur]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

You should cover the holes, they could be a hiding spot for bugs even if you do clean them.

Bugs have no interest in 'hiding' in an old can of beer. If it gets in there, it'll probably die.

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by Minotaur

Bugs have no interest in 'hiding' in an old can of beer. If it gets in there, it'll probably die.

I dont think bugs have many interests lol, they hide in anything, boxes, old magazines, etc

[benny vader]

Originally Posted by midwest

your a fucking hoarder. Clean your room you bum....deerrr i collect all my old cans to show everyone how big a loser i am.
You are the only person that will like your shitty can tower.

so whats your point ? Well ... I'll telll you what.

You either contribute something to this thread or you can just go suck that p6968's limp chode.

And that off. Get it. And that up, just shut it.

[Midwest]

Originally Posted by benny vader

so whats your point ? Well ... I'll telll you what.

You either contribute something to this thread or you can just go suck that p6968's limp chode.

And that off. Get it. And that up, just shut it.

my point was very clear. your a loser!

[FrY]

Originally Posted by benny vader

Anything that lives, and dont move around by itself are plants in my book irregardless of what species they are.

No need to keep things complicated.

Hey if it works for you don't mind me.

[Duke Zion]

Originally Posted by Midwest

your a fucking hoarder. clean your room you bum....deerrr i collect all my old cans to show everyone how big a loser i am.
You are the only person that will like your shitty can tower.

Hi Slag!

[aquabania]

Insert them into your anus one by one.