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Old 05-02-2012, 04:43 PM
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I havn't been in a fight in about 2 years. I sparred some but that was over a year ago. I've been watching fights on youtube and I want to fight.

I'm on probation though. I'm thinking about going around my neighborhood (maybe close to the black side) and challenging some nigs to a fight. It will be more like bareknuckle boxing. Like I don't plan on really trying to fuck them up unless I see them getting mad and want to do it to me.

Or I may spend a few days getting in shape again then do it. Thoughts? Me being on probation prevents me from just going out in a really public place and starting a fight or beating on someone I know.
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Old 05-02-2012, 04:49 PM
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I'm going to fix my heavybag up train for a few days then try to do this. The only thing is people don't have as much courage alone. It may be hard to get them to fight. If they don't I probably will punch them. Even if they still don't fight I'll be happy.
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Join an underground bareknuckle boxing/fighting ring. How you come about these things, I haven't an idea.
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Join an underground bareknuckle boxing/fighting ring. How you come about these things, I haven't an idea.
We could make a movie about this
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Old 05-02-2012, 06:07 PM
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I may wait a little while. I'm not in a hurry now but I'm going to do this next time I'm just walking around and see someone. Sometimes you just feel like punching people/getting punched in the face. It makes you feel alive
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Get off probation first train the entire time your on
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We could make a movie about this
We could write a book about it first.
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Join an underground bareknuckle boxing/fighting ring. How you come about these things, I haven't an idea.
the problem is noone talks about them.
actually im sure you could probably find one on craigslist
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Pesonally, I feel you are an ass, a Dickhead.....
If you happin to get hit by a bus in the next day or two,,,well...

This earth and the people living here would be better off without you..

I hope you go and Kill yourself today... I'd watch and cheer and maybe play with your shit with my feet...
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Yea I'm with the guy ^

Why not train at a kickboxing gym or something?

Instead you want to beat on kids on the street? You have some big balls man.. gl
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the problem is noone talks about them.
actually im sure you could probably find one on craigslist
I was thinking that, too. Either CL, or backpage. Backpage has a section for "escorts", so it wouldn't be too outlandish to find something advertised as a Russian Martial Arts studio or some similar facade.

Some of it could just be luck. Like randomly meeting people, and then networking and finding out about things.

You could always pretend to be a Juggalo or something and go to an ICP concert and beat the hell out of some clowns.
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Old 05-03-2012, 04:43 AM
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Yea I'm with the guy ^

Why not train at a kickboxing gym or something?

Instead you want to beat on kids on the street? You have some big balls man.. gl
Kids? I probably wouldn't pick anyone smaller than me. Maybe weigh less but they'd have to be taller.

Anyway gyms (mma gyms) are crazy expensive. Like more than $100 a month. (I think the one I wanted to go to started at like 150). Boxing gyms aren't real boxing gyms and they're only open like 2 nights a week and you have to do what they say. I actually put an ad on craigslist once. I wanted to basically spar/fight with mma gloves but people on craigslist are so fucking flakey. Idk what it is about craigslist. Maybe they get on there and respond drunk and sober up and never call you.

And I'll be on probation a while.
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Just go into a shitty neighborhood find guys your own age ask one if he wants 10 bucks and say if he wins he gets it.

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Just go into a shitty neighborhood find guys your own age ask one if he wants 10 bucks and say if he wins he gets it.

Simple.
That probably would work. I want to be like my friend. Idk anyone who can fight like him, and I'm guessing it's because he's spent so much time in prison and has fought so much more than most people.
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i would tell you about it but you know how it goes.
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I would just be really careful.. If you came up to me and started fighting me than I would just shoot you.. Just be careful not to get shot.. Unless you are just talking about asking if people want to fight you for shits and giggles.. Lol
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A few days getting in shape? Brother you ever lifted before? If you want to be significantly stronger than most people it'll take several *years*. I know this because I've been lifting for more than half a decade, but because of my general size and what I wear people never expect what lies under the clothes and therefore when they fight me thery get crushed. Or I just run away.
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I'm with STD.

Some people don't look like much but really are, i've trained in just about every martial around and I look like nothing. Hell I kicked the shit out of two of my friends when we were fucking around, and they were nearly 6'3 each and i'm about 5'8. Looks can be deceiving.

Anyway have fun nothing better then a good fight.
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Get off probation first train the entire time your on
^This makes the most sense^

They why not invite people to a controlled location to fight, back yard maybe or at least some place not so public, preferably with medical supplies and a lck of sharp orbjects and dirty needles. That is if you're in it because you want to flight and not because you just want to be a dick in a bar and get in a row.
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Ive been to a few of these. They have them fairly often in LA. Normally you find out about it through guys that go to MMA gyms- because they have people who film them who apparently make money selling the tapes, so they try to recruit people wholl give a good show.

More often than not, they end up getting shut down real quick. People can't seem to separate their feelings from the thing. Inevitably one of the fighters gets pissed off and picks up a brick or a piece of wood and trys to tee off on the other motherfucker. But the crowd is usually good about jumping in and wrestling him down before anyone gets seriously....well....MORE seriously hurt.

I dont suppose you live in Cali? Ill fight you. Cant guarantee I wont have an anyeurism, but im down.
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but because of my general size and what I wear people never expect what lies under the clothes ....
Your 5'5'' ????? lol.
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Your 5'5'' ????? lol.
I checked and I said 5'8?

Don't know what you read but 'ight.
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Your 5'5'' ????? lol.
lol. no i'm not a fucking midget, i just happen to wear stuff that causes tomfoolery. faggot
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be aware that at all times anger is fear announced.
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lol. no i'm not a fucking midget, i just happen to wear stuff that causes tomfoolery. faggot
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train while on probation, go to a boxing gym, start sparring
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I dont suppose you live in Cali? Ill fight you. Cant guarantee I wont have an anyeurism, but im down.
I'm in Cali I'll fight til one of us can't go anymore no face kicks when u try to sit up. $100. Think ur a big motherfucker. Idc though i'm down
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Ive been to a few of these. They have them fairly often in LA. Normally you find out about it through guys that go to MMA gyms- because they have people who film them who apparently make money selling the tapes, so they try to recruit people wholl give a good show.

More often than not, they end up getting shut down real quick. People can't seem to separate their feelings from the thing. Inevitably one of the fighters gets pissed off and picks up a brick or a piece of wood and trys to tee off on the other motherfucker. But the crowd is usually good about jumping in and wrestling him down before anyone gets seriously....well....MORE seriously hurt.

I dont suppose you live in Cali? Ill fight you. Cant guarantee I wont have an anyeurism, but im down.
Blacks? They're really the ones I see getting emotional about it. And no I live on the east coast
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A few days getting in shape? Brother you ever lifted before? If you want to be significantly stronger than most people it'll take several *years*. I know this because I've been lifting for more than half a decade, but because of my general size and what I wear people never expect what lies under the clothes and therefore when they fight me thery get crushed. Or I just run away.
It doesn't take me long to get back strength I lost as far as weight lifting goes. When you've benchpressed 300, getting there from 225 doesn't take nearly as long to do as if you'd never been there. A month maybe.

I don't lift weights anymore though. I sometimes do benchpresses/butterflys with 45lb dumbells but thats not as bad for you as bar weights, plus it requires stabilization. Plus it trains your muscles to be slow. That kind of strength could be useful wrestling or whatever but you want explosive power to hit harder.

To me, I was in shape when I had this 150lb heavy bag that was solid sand and felt like a brick and I would beat it for 15 minutes I do rope pullups (another slow exercise but one that requires a lot of stabilization) but I also do plyometrics that build up my back a lot to make me punch harder. Thats what I do now when I try to get in shape.

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I'm with STD.

Some people don't look like much but really are, i've trained in just about every martial around and I look like nothing. Hell I kicked the shit out of two of my friends when we were fucking around, and they were nearly 6'3 each and i'm about 5'8. Looks can be deceiving.

Anyway have fun nothing better then a good fight.
I was told early on that ''the bigger they are, the harder they fall''.

My dad's 5.4 and noone ever tried to mess with him, then again his arm width is close to 5.4 aswell. He did some body building and still to this day he gets alot of respect from bigger guys that used to train with him 30 years ago, we even had a former world champion body builder visit us a few months ago that he used to train with. Looks are decieving.
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I'm with STD.

Some people don't look like much but really are, i've trained in just about every martial around and I look like nothing. Hell I kicked the shit out of two of my friends when we were fucking around, and they were nearly 6'3 each and i'm about 5'8. Looks can be deceiving.

Anyway have fun nothing better then a good fight.
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^^^My friend is just like that. He's maybe an inch taller than me, but he's skinny as fuck and I've seen him do shit like that, a lot worse actually because nobody was there to break it up. I've seen him get sucker punched and just end up fucking the guy up bad. He's like the Terminator or something.

When we were in jail he called the biggest (most built guy) in the dorm back in this room where the guards couldn't see, and the only ones who could see were me, and the other guys friend. And they were talking for a while and the other guy hit my friend right on the chin and I jumped up thinking I was going to have to fight him and his friend because I thought it would have knocked my friend out but by the time I got in the room my friend was already fucking this guy up. Like I've never seen anybody get beat so bad. I ended up fighting his friend because he tried to stop it lol
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I was thinking that, too. Either CL, or backpage. Backpage has a section for "escorts", so it wouldn't be too outlandish to find something advertised as a Russian Martial Arts studio or some similar facade.
Or just hire a regular prostitute on Backpage and beat the fuck out of her.
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the problem is noone talks about them.
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