What's the most serious crime SWIM has got away with?

[BITCH TITZ]

SWIY go first

[Ihaveafatcock]

one time I was driving through my friends neighborhood at night, completely sober. And like there was this stop sign, but there was no one around so I just kinda slowed down a little at the intersection and rolled right through!

[rell]

MURDA

[dopeman420]

genocide

[adrieann]

Probably just selling drugs.
Or having sex in public places.

I'm not too much of a criminal.

[LawAbidingCitizen]

lets just say if i were to type out a short list of swims activities, the e-feds would be tracking my ip address immediately and be knocking at my door in a few hours

[xolker]

Someone I used to know got away with vin cloning a stolen RV and selling it for 175k$

[Midwest]

i jay walk daily.

[TheyCallMeNothing]

One time

In the dead of night

I was in the forest

I saw this.. beautiful woman

I followed her....

She walked back to her house and I got inside

She turned around and saw me

Needless to say she was alarmed..

She ran for the kitchen and I ran into her living room

I hid under the couch and waited..

She returned... with a broom.

She picks up the couch and swipes at me.


Turns out i'm a field mouse.

Fuck you, don't admit to crimes online.

[yawanur]

one time i started this war without asking congress

good times

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

i broke into an apartment, set the bed on fire, burnt the whole place down. I got questioned because my name came up somehow but with the lack of evidence, they couldn't prove shit.

[DirtySanchez]

Originally Posted by yawanur

one time i started this war without asking congress

good times

Too bad he actually did get authorization from congress. Stop watching so much MSNBC http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_Resolution

[vnorberto]

First-degree murder, felony murder, drug trafficking, sexual battery, first-degree kidnapping, murder during an act of terrorism, infanticide, rape, espionage, treason.

['Ed Rush]

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by 'Ed Rush

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

no shit! i was like no3. nice to see you again, so how you doing? small world huh?

['Ed Rush]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

no shit! i was like no3. nice to see you again, so how you doing? small world huh?

That is the power of the internet. Bringing people together.

[mr.blunt]

petty theft

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by yawanur

one time i started this war without asking congress

good times

aw man i was there you remember me? those were indeed good times.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Probably the holocaust.

[Marsh]

You don't truly get away with a crime until you're dead, and some say not even then.

[Sanzenbacher]

Originally Posted by Ihaveafatcock

one time I was driving through my friends neighborhood at night, completely sober. And like there was this stop sign, but there was no one around so I just kinda slowed down a little at the intersection and rolled right through!

YOU SICK, DISPICABLE, BASTARD!

Originally Posted by xolker

Someone I used to know got away with vin cloning a stolen RV and selling it for 175k$

Gotye fan detected.

[Charles Manson]

cereal rape....

[Myxomatosis]

Drug trafficking (sold a bowl of the Marijuana ), smoking the Marijuana, eating the Marijuana, drinking the Marijuana, etc.

...Possession of the Marijuana....

....committing arson various times....

....public nudity...

etc.

Notice how I never said that ANYONE did those things

[BITCH TITZ]

Originally Posted by Myxomatosis

Notice how I never said that ANYONE did those things

smart thinking swim

[SBTlauien]

Kidnapping dozens of preteens and pimping them out.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

i broke out of the matrix

[Thetakishi]

Drug trafficking and shoplifting.

But the one with the biggest moral effect on me was stealing my cousin's stuffed animal when I was like 6. Fucking awesome white and black tiger though. Fuck yeah. Kept that thing forever.

[Ihaveafatcock]

Originally Posted by Thetakishi

stealing my cousin's stuffed animal when I was like 6. Fucking awesome white and black tiger though. Fuck yeah. Kept that thing forever.

you should give it back

[Codey b]

Purchased a white van like
It had tinted windows like
No obvious markings like
You know what I mean like

[adhesive tape]

Had impure thoughts about my hot female neighbor, how am I not in prison?

[Tachosomoza]

SWIT got intel for the Cubans and did stuff for FARC.

[bortmackie]

About three solid years of heroin addiction and no arrests, and one ticket from me getting in a fender bender high. I think the fact that i was able to drive to the ghetto and back on sometimes a daily basis with no legal consequences is pretty awesome. I need a fucking plaque or something.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by Charles Manson

cereal rape....

what d'you cum in your cornflakes or summin?

[SoulButter]

SWIM had a couple of his church friends over one day for a barbecue and didn't even say grace. If SWIM remembers correctly he even uttered a curse word under his breath when no one was around. Those were the days...

[helo]

Smuggling Russians at t.j. border

[Doki66]

Nothing to serious breaking and entering theft.

[DirtySanchez]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

SWIT got intel for the Cubans and did stuff for FARC.

retard

[vnorberto]

nothin serious just blatant homosexual deviance.

[Bradley]

My dog shit and I didn't pick it up because I was smoking a cigarette with my other hand.

[constantinople]

Regicide