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Old 05-04-2012, 02:31 PM
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one time I was driving through my friends neighborhood at night, completely sober. And like there was this stop sign, but there was no one around so I just kinda slowed down a little at the intersection and rolled right through!
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Probably just selling drugs.
Or having sex in public places.

I'm not too much of a criminal.
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:18 PM
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lets just say if i were to type out a short list of swims activities, the e-feds would be tracking my ip address immediately and be knocking at my door in a few hours
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:19 PM
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Someone I used to know got away with vin cloning a stolen RV and selling it for 175k$
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:22 PM
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Old 05-04-2012, 04:05 PM
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One time

In the dead of night

I was in the forest

I saw this.. beautiful woman

I followed her....

She walked back to her house and I got inside

She turned around and saw me

Needless to say she was alarmed..

She ran for the kitchen and I ran into her living room

I hid under the couch and waited..

She returned... with a broom.

She picks up the couch and swipes at me.


Turns out i'm a field mouse.

Fuck you, don't admit to crimes online.
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Old 05-04-2012, 04:43 PM
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one time i started this war without asking congress

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Default Re: What's the most serious crime SWIM has got away with?

i broke into an apartment, set the bed on fire, burnt the whole place down. I got questioned because my name came up somehow but with the lack of evidence, they couldn't prove shit.
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Old 05-04-2012, 04:47 PM
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one time i started this war without asking congress

good times

Too bad he actually did get authorization from congress. Stop watching so much MSNBC http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_Resolution
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Old 05-04-2012, 04:51 PM
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First-degree murder, felony murder, drug trafficking, sexual battery, first-degree kidnapping, murder during an act of terrorism, infanticide, rape, espionage, treason.

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Old 05-04-2012, 05:04 PM
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I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
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Old 05-04-2012, 05:07 PM
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I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
no shit! i was like no3. nice to see you again, so how you doing? small world huh?
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Old 05-04-2012, 05:09 PM
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no shit! i was like no3. nice to see you again, so how you doing? small world huh?
That is the power of the internet. Bringing people together.
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Old 05-04-2012, 05:16 PM
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Old 05-04-2012, 05:43 PM
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one time i started this war without asking congress

good times

aw man i was there you remember me? those were indeed good times.
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Old 05-04-2012, 05:54 PM
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Old 05-04-2012, 05:57 PM
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You don't truly get away with a crime until you're dead, and some say not even then.
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one time I was driving through my friends neighborhood at night, completely sober. And like there was this stop sign, but there was no one around so I just kinda slowed down a little at the intersection and rolled right through!
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Old 05-04-2012, 06:20 PM
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Old 05-04-2012, 11:52 PM
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Drug trafficking (sold a bowl of the Marijuana ), smoking the Marijuana, eating the Marijuana, drinking the Marijuana, etc.

...Possession of the Marijuana....

....committing arson various times....

....public nudity...

etc.

Notice how I never said that ANYONE did those things
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Notice how I never said that ANYONE did those things
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Old 05-05-2012, 12:49 AM
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Kidnapping dozens of preteens and pimping them out.
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i broke out of the matrix
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Drug trafficking and shoplifting.

But the one with the biggest moral effect on me was stealing my cousin's stuffed animal when I was like 6. Fucking awesome white and black tiger though. Fuck yeah. Kept that thing forever.

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Old 05-05-2012, 03:23 PM
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stealing my cousin's stuffed animal when I was like 6. Fucking awesome white and black tiger though. Fuck yeah. Kept that thing forever.
you should give it back
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Old 05-05-2012, 03:34 PM
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Purchased a white van like
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Old 05-05-2012, 03:47 PM
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Had impure thoughts about my hot female neighbor, how am I not in prison?
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SWIT got intel for the Cubans and did stuff for FARC.

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Old 05-05-2012, 04:01 PM
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About three solid years of heroin addiction and no arrests, and one ticket from me getting in a fender bender high. I think the fact that i was able to drive to the ghetto and back on sometimes a daily basis with no legal consequences is pretty awesome. I need a fucking plaque or something.
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cereal rape....


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SWIM had a couple of his church friends over one day for a barbecue and didn't even say grace. If SWIM remembers correctly he even uttered a curse word under his breath when no one was around. Those were the days...
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Smuggling Russians at t.j. border
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Nothing to serious breaking and entering theft.
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SWIT got intel for the Cubans and did stuff for FARC.
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nothin serious just blatant homosexual deviance.
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My dog shit and I didn't pick it up because I was smoking a cigarette with my other hand.
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