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Liam Neeson for sure.
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Old 05-05-2012, 02:16 AM
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Harrison Ford before he became an old fart.
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Old 05-05-2012, 02:22 AM
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shit, half of zoklet are now gonna be posting guys that they would fuck. seriously y'all need to facepalm yourselves and call yourselves freaky fucking fairy faggots. cuz that's what you are if you take cock, no matter how rich or famous.
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shit, half of zoklet are now gonna be posting guys that they would fuck. seriously y'all need to facepalm yourselves and call yourselves freaky fucking fairy faggots. cuz that's what you are if you take cock, no matter how rich or famous.
you sound like you need some cock
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Old 05-05-2012, 02:26 AM
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Jenifer love hewitt

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Old 05-05-2012, 02:45 AM
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Rosie O'Donnell

and Ellen. AT THE SAME TIME.

C'mon, they're men right?
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Old 05-06-2012, 04:03 PM
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Old 05-06-2012, 04:04 PM
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justin bieber and his tight butthole
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Old 05-06-2012, 04:09 PM
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Charlize Theron.
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we had this thread before, in which tacho's homosexuality was uncovered as he named half of all famous men ever.
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Old 05-07-2012, 07:30 AM
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Robert Downey Jr.



Anyone who doesn't go there automatically is a fag.
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Old 05-07-2012, 07:30 AM
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:34 PM
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i do know a lesbian girl that says she would actually go straight for jared leto. does that count?
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Andrew Garfield!!
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:23 PM
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:24 PM
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i do know a lesbian girl that says she would actually go straight for jared leto. does that count?
I jut watched lonely hearts killers, what a dork.
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:36 PM
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I jut watched lonely hearts killers, what a dork.
i think shes a big mars fan tbh, always seeing her post that stuff like on a daily basis.
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Old 05-08-2012, 02:03 AM
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Gayest thread ever.
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Old 05-08-2012, 02:19 AM
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Old 05-08-2012, 02:20 AM
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If you would "go gay" for anyone, then you're already a fag.
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Old 05-08-2012, 02:41 AM
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If you would "go gay" for anyone, then you're already a fag.
You'd go gay if i had a gun to your face, does that mean you're already a fag?
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Old 05-08-2012, 02:54 AM
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You'd go gay if i had a gun to your face, does that mean you're already a fag?
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:05 AM
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Ron Paul.
You do realize that ZappaFan would post a YouTube video of that before you even had a chance to pull your trousers up, right?
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:07 AM
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You do know that I can tell you the same thing.
^This matters not.

What matters is you calling other people fags in an attempt to divert attention away from you, as if there was no need to question whether or not you would go gay under the right circumstances. Obviously you would, so no need to start gaybashing.

More important, you ended up calling yourself a fag.
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:31 AM
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^This matters not.

What matters is you calling other people fags in an attempt to divert attention away from you, as if there was no need to question whether or not you would go gay under the right circumstances. Obviously you would, so no need to start gaybashing.

More important, you ended up calling yourself a fag.
So, male celebrities count for you as "the right circumstances"?

We both know you're just replying to me because you're butthurt from the last ass fucking I gave ya.

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You'd go gay if i had a gun to your face, does that mean you're already a fag?
fuck that would i. if i did then i'm living the rest of my life having had cock in my mouth. id rather call you out on it, whatever happens then is cool. either i get a bullet to the head and know fuck all about it. or you turn out to be the obvious faggot you would be if you were asking me to do such a thing, and pussy out. in which case you'd get a seies of smacks round the head with your own gun and i go off and live my life having never had to put some dirty dick in my mouth. oh and i get to sell your gun.
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:43 AM
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fuck that would i. if i did then i'm living the rest of my life having had cock in my mouth. id rather call you out on it, whatever happens then is cool. either i get a bullet to the head and know fuck all about it. or you turn out to be the obvious faggot you would be if you were asking me to do such a thing, and pussy out. in which case you'd get a seies of smacks round the head with your own gun and i go off and live my life having never had to put some dirty dick in my mouth. oh and i get to sell your gun.
Damn homie you kiss your mother with that mouth of yours? Cause you sure like talking bullshit smack.
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Damn homie you kiss your mother with that mouth of yours? Cause you sure like talking bullshit smack.
well you wouldn't know really, cuz you don't fucking know me.
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Elephants!
You got selfpwnd, and again trying to lead people away from that fact.


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We both know you're just replying to me because you're butthurt from the last ass fucking I gave ya.
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Its got nothing at all to do with your reply in which you called yourself a faggot.
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kevin spacey, john cusack, nicholas cage, steve buscemi, will smith, ben affleck, topher grace, tom cruise, sean connery, richard geare, jean claude van dam, burt reynolds, adam sandler, tom hanks, kevin bacon, leonardo dicaprio, seth rogan, joe rogan, samual l jackson, eddie murphy, keaneu reeves, brad pitt, michael pitt, jaquine phoenix, edward norton, jack black
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You got selfpwnd, and again trying to lead people away from that fact.




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Harrison Ford before he became an old fart.
Harrison Ford, any age. Honestly, that's not really going gay, since, compared to Ford, none of us are men.
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Jodie Foster.

I'd be a lesbian for her.
"Taxi Driver" Jodie, "Silence of the Lambs"/"Nell" Jodie or "Panic Room/The Brave One" Jodie?

I'd totally rock Nell - like "a treeay ayn th' winn".
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