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How about you do a google search. It's not my job to educate you.
PROTIP: You didn't get any. At least nowhere near enough to offset the financial and material costs of the wars you supposedly won to obtain that oil. Hahahahahahahaha.
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PROTIP: You didn't get any. At least nowhere near enough to offset the financial and material costs of the wars you supposedly won to obtain that oil. Hahahahahahahaha.
People seem to think the U.S. is in debt. Really but we arnt ever paying it back so get owned world. Get owned.
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People seem to think the U.S. is in debt. Really but we arnt ever paying it back so get owned world. Get owned.
I didn't mention debt in that post, just the incredibly high cost of war. Wars cost oil, personnel, and lots and lots of money. Any oil you got (which you didn't because the wells are still under the control of the sovereign nations you illegally invaded) wouldn't even cover the oil you used to wage those illegal wars. Even if you somehow got enough to break even, you were still sinking a shitload of money into it.

You basically created two black holes in the middle east into which most of America's wealth vanished.
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American presence in the Middle East isn't even about oil. It's about making sure no one else gains power there in their absence. If it's about anything it's about gaining contracts for civil projects and controlling the infrastructure through them. Really though, it's just about disrupting the power struggle in a highly strategic point on the map. If you want to take the reason for American presence int he Middle East as the "Hurr Durr, we bring the Democracy" excuse, then ya, they failed miserably, but that's not what they are there for at all. they're simply there to make sure the balance of power remains int heir favor. Mission accomplished.

I'm going to compare this to playing Risk. Ya, that's right, fuckin' Risk. The odds of you charging in and overthrowing Asia are pretty slim, right? Mainly because that little area of the board that makes up the Middle East is constantly battling from all sides. Everyone who strives for world domination is coming in from all directions, and everyone is trying to get a little piece. If you charge in there though, expecting to just wipe the board, most of the time it won't happen. However, ignoring it, and letting someone else just take over and grow in power there isn't something you can do either. So if you want to win the game and dominate the world, you had better get your nose in there too, because strategically it's good ground to hold. You might not control the area, but you are in it making sure no one else does either, which is all that matters until it comes time to win the fuckin' game. If you can't get involved in that area, you do what you can to support someone else's battles there, and through your own maneuvering keep the other sides fighting there while you work away somewhere else on the map, by wisely picking and choosing who you're attacking elsewhere.

Risk holds ALL THE FUCKING ANSWERS.

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I liked the part where your logic was you didn't win because you didn't win. We went to iraq for oil you fucking bafoon and guess what we came back with bitch.
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Besides this thread isn't to argue about your little semantics and ideas of what wars are over. When is the last time a war was fought on American soil since we won our independence besides the time we fought ourselves for the lulz.
September 11th, 2001. Also if you think your civil war was about lulz, you're even gayer than you appear to be.


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I think your mad because your country has been around probably 5-10x as long as ours and has accomplished jack shit.
I don't have a country, for which I am very happy. Unlike you faggots I don't have to suck any nation's dick to feel like I'm a part of something. Only weak people seek some superficial unity.
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I don't have a country, for which I am very happy. Unlike you faggots I don't have to suck any nation's dick to feel like I'm a part of something. Only weak people seek some superficial unity.
Nationalist pride is retarded. Earth for the motherfucking win.
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the USA is the best country because it allows illegal immigrants like me to REAP the fine benefeits of freedom and liberty and justice for all. amen.
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the USA is the best country because it allows illegal immigrants like me to REAP its crops for pennies on the dollar.
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Also, who said we lost Vietnam? Or any fuckin war for that matter, as far as I'm concerned we killed way more fuckin gooks than gooks killed Americans.
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That's all America seems to be able to do these days. Talk shit. When was the last time you invaded a country that wasn't made of sand? Hell, when was the last time you won a war?
We've won every war we've been in.
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American presence in the Middle East isn't even about oil. It's about making sure no one else gains power there in their absence. If it's about anything it's about gaining contracts for civil projects and controlling the infrastructure through them. Really though, it's just about disrupting the power struggle in a highly strategic point on the map. If you want to take the reason for American presence int he Middle East as the "Hurr Durr, we bring the Democracy" excuse, then ya, they failed miserably, but that's not what they are there for at all. they're simply there to make sure the balance of power remains int heir favor. Mission accomplished.

I'm going to compare this to playing Risk. Ya, that's right, fuckin' Risk. The odds of you charging in and overthrowing Asia are pretty slim, right? Mainly because that little area of the board that makes up the Middle East is constantly battling from all sides. Everyone who strives for world domination is coming in from all directions, and everyone is trying to get a little piece. If you charge in there though, expecting to just wipe the board, most of the time it won't happen. However, ignoring it, and letting someone else just take over and grow in power there isn't something you can do either. So if you want to win the game and dominate the world, you had better get your nose in there too, because strategically it's good ground to hold. You might not control the area, but you are in it making sure no one else does either, which is all that matters until it comes time to win the fuckin' game. If you can't get involved in that area, you do what you can to support someone else's battles there, and through your own maneuvering keep the other sides fighting there while you work away somewhere else on the map, by wisely picking and choosing who you're attacking elsewhere.

Risk holds ALL THE FUCKING ANSWERS.
I agree with this dude. Afghanistan and Iraq are smart places to have a military presence. By setting up shop there, you can intervene between Israel, Iran, Pakistan, India, Russia, China...The middle east is one giant fucking warzone filled with oil, and it was important to some people that we get a foothold there. I consider that a success. Personally i can't support war and all that shit, but whatever, i don't have a say in it regardless.

And these people saying USA is weak and in economic turmoil clearly aren't looking at the picture. Yea there's a huge depression going on, but it's all over the world, and we're actually recovering at the moment. I can't say how this shit's gonna play out in the future, but right now we are in recovery while Europe is fucking collapsing in on itself because they decided to make a giant alliance and take on each other's debt/make a single currency. Yall fucked yoselves bad. SO i dunno, i really dont think USA looks so bad right now. Its the rest of yall who done fucked up
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I liked the part where your logic was you didn't win because you didn't win. We went to iraq for oil you fucking bafoon and guess what we came back with bitch.
Russia and China actually got a lot more oil contracts out of Iraq since the Iraqis weren't fucking pissed at them because they didn't destroy their country and kill hundreds of thousands of their populace.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_1812

The American education system really has gone down the shitter, hasn't it?
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I was partially kidding, but we have won every declared war. And every other action we've been in, although probably considered a war for all intents and purposes, has been a lot different than what a war with China would be like. We wouldn't be able to take over China, but they certainly wouldn't be able to take us over, either. It's a war America would win, albeit at great cost.
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Go to war with us and we'll fuck you in the streets, then piss on your cropses.
Corrected...yet again.
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Why America sucks in one sentence:
We go to war with a bunch of nutjob sandniggers with barely any resources or shoes and lose.
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Or:
We end up getting attacked by our own puppet government we spent a trillion dollars trying to prop up.
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LOL OIL? What oil did you get? Hahahaha.
what he never mentioned was the bit where just the fat greedy elite got the oil, all the people got was the bill to pay for the fucking war.

and just one more thing i ought to point out. when america goes to war with britain they win. when they go to war without us, they fucking lose everytime. coincidence ya thunk??
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british soldiers were in both iraq and afghanistan, and i think theyre in afghanistan still (not sure fuck google).
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I still think we'd get them with our navy. Canada would be crying within minutes. Obviously we wouldn't stop every single one but we have more than enough troops stationed here to hold them off than they could bring over on all their ships. Then we would just blow them off the map. Debt erased.

America.
Yeah the volume of resources used to try and invade America from China in a long standing war without the use of nukes, would be very costly to the Chinese.
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You could never invade China though. They're way too many of them.
You seem to be forgetting the Korean War when MacArthur defied Truman's orders and pushed pass the 38th parallel, consequently pissing off China to the point that they sent in over 900,000 piss-ant troops that dropped like flies.
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We went their for oil you moron. If we went there liberate towel heads why would we kill them in the streets for fun. God you really are retarded.
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The US/UK military partnership is the most powerful force on the planet. Throw in the other anglosphere countries (canada, new zealand, australia) and it becomes pretty apparent that this partnership doesn't take over the world by force merely because we don't care to. We are content with running the globe through culture and finance but if shit gets hairy (race war, WWIII) I take comfort in the fact that the US/Uk/Ca/NZ/AUS military might would be able to take over the world in a matter of days.
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I piss on America. Bastion of capitalism, breeding ground of reactionary social beliefs, and all around idiocy.

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Originally Posted by THE BULK HULK View Post
Thanks god I was not born in USA...

Viva la neutral Canada forever...

Viva cool television...

Viva le Hockey...

Viva Labatts...

Viva cool sex...
Canada isn't neutral. Last I checked we went to war alongside the US. It just seems like we're neutral because Canada devotes practically no money to national defense.

Fuck I hate Canadians. Your post is basically everything I hate about Canada. You're celebrating being a country full of pussies who drink shitty beer and watch shitty sports/television. It's a level of pathetic wankery on par with the most irritatingly smug Californian new age faggot hippy shit.
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