cooking crack on a knife?

[Captain Falcon]

I have a pretty big knife and my friend brought me some coke and I thought it might be BAMF if I cooked crack on my knife and snorted it like Tuco from Breaking Bad.

[Russian Martian]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

I have a pretty big knife and my friend brought me some coke and I thought it might be BAMF if I cooked crack on my knife and snorted it like Tuco from Breaking Bad.

Why the fuck would you cook up coke then proceed to snort it? And Tuco had meth...

This is coming from the same genuis who loved the gamecube controller because he needed his buttons prioritized by size, so I'm not too surprised at the lack of understanding shown in this post.

[MediumD]

This is why we need Un-Thanks.

[psychomanthis]

You shitting me brah?

[FrY]

Put the coke in your crack.

[Piles of Crack]

Just snort the coke and use the big knife to castrate yourself.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by Russian Martian

Why the fuck would you cook up coke then proceed to snort it? And Tuco had meth...

This is coming from the same genuis who loved the gamecube controller because he needed his buttons prioritized by size, so I'm not too surprised at the lack of understanding shown in this post.

you're just mmmmmmmmmmmad the GC pad was brilliant

[Russian Martian]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

you're just mmmmmmmmmmmad the GC pad was brilliant

lol the gamecube controller was fuckin retarded brah

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by Russian Martian

lol the gamecube controller was fuckin retarded brah

I think you just jjjjjjjjjjelly because it was so tight, ass opposed to the loose flappy asshole that was the Dualcock.