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Old 05-05-2012, 05:49 AM
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A buddy of mine is feeling rebellious, and since he doesn't frequent this forum, I figured I'd make this thread for him. He wants to cause some havoc, but there are some rules.

1. Damage should only be done to something who's owner will not be burdened by fixing it.

2. The lower risk, the better, but not pussy shit.

3. Nobody gets hurt.

4. Monetary gain is always a plus, but not absolutely necessary.

Other than that, use your imagination. Let's see what you sick fucks can come up with.
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Old 05-05-2012, 06:17 AM
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Set fire to public toilets
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Old 05-05-2012, 06:22 AM
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cherry bombs/fire crackers in public toilets and shut the lid and flush, u might think a firecracker is childish and wont do anything but ive seen one blow a toilet in half before
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Old 05-05-2012, 06:31 AM
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yea no shit i used a firecracker one time in a trailer toilet blew the whole trailer to bits smoke n shit evrywhere, went to lock up for that one. not as bad as the poor slut with a kid who lived there though. bitch was homeless ahahahhha
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Old 05-05-2012, 06:34 AM
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while not violent claiming other peoples orders at restaurants starts some shit 100% of the time.
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:52 AM
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Drive through people's yards, and litter.
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Old 05-05-2012, 08:55 AM
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You see those gray cabins at the corners of big streets ? Thermite'em.

No juice for the whole neighborhood AND possibly a part of town since without the relays it'll cause other nearby boxes to overheat.
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Old 05-05-2012, 08:59 AM
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Toss your cheeseburger wrappers right out the fucking window when you are driving. That's some rebellion right there.
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Old 05-05-2012, 02:48 PM
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Take 3 nails, bend em to 90 degree angles, and weld em together. Repeat about a trillion times. Then drive along the busiest street in your town throwing em out your window onto the street. Or something else you can do if you have a hammer drill with a 2 inch bore is go out onto the highway and drill a 6 inch deep hole into the pavement in the middle of one of the lanes, and then stick a 18 inch steel rod into it and drive like fuck.
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Old 05-06-2012, 05:08 PM
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Cause chaos at Walmart. Tip shit over then GTFO of Dodge.
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set fire to a sleeping homeless guy.
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set fire to a sleeping homeless guy.
Before or after the rape?
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Old 05-06-2012, 06:12 PM
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Before or after the rape?
During, for maximum lulz.
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Old 05-06-2012, 06:20 PM
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TP the inside of a movie theater bathroom. Piss on the TP once it's scattered for harder cleanup.
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black friday at walmart, m-80 that crowd, mass panic.
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black friday at walmart, m-80 that crowd, mass panic.
Fuck that, waste of an m-80. just go to a mall and throw a co2 bomb in a garbage can. People in this country are so afraid of terrorists (especially the "lets go shoppin at da mall girlfriend" type) you'd probably start a stampede.
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A buddy of mine is feeling rebellious, and since he doesn't frequent this forum, I figured I'd make this thread for him. He wants to cause some havoc, but there are some rules.

1. Damage should only be done to something who's owner will not be burdened by fixing it.

2. The lower risk, the better, but not pussy shit.

3. Nobody gets hurt.

4. Monetary gain is always a plus, but not absolutely necessary.

Other than that, use your imagination. Let's see what you sick fucks can come up with.
pretty much destroying anything that is federal property will be reimbursed by the fed

risk is dependent on weather or not you're a bumbling idiot
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Old 05-08-2012, 01:27 AM
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Personal Favorite:

Go to a fast food chain. Order some food and drinks, fill the drinks up and make sure you dine in. As soon as you get your food, throw the entire tray onto the floor. Drinks and all.

Get back in line. Order again.

Zero risk. Plenty of havoc. Lots of fun.
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Old 05-09-2012, 02:05 PM
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shotgun vs. long range power transmission lines. causes hella monetary damage, think of all the businesses that have to shut down because they can't run their damn registers.
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