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Old 05-04-2012, 09:59 PM
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How do I do this? I'm looking at you, Dionysus.
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Old 05-04-2012, 10:01 PM
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No such thing.

The soul can also be interpreted as the ego.

You might as well jerk off into a wishing well and hope your wish comes true
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The devil does not simply cater to you. The devil only ask those who harness enough power and influence over others.
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Old 05-04-2012, 10:08 PM
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How do I do this? I'm looking at you, Dionysus.
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serp...6/SATANIC.html
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Old 05-04-2012, 10:11 PM
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That angelfire shit is bullshit

Let me guess - you googled it.

If you really care enough about selling your soul, why don't you just join a Satanic church? I'm pretty sure that they'd be willing to help you.

Of course it would involve a bunch of bullshit, but whatever. Let's just hope you're able to sell your soul for whatever it's worth (probably a free BJ from some dirty, cracked-out prostitute )
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Old 05-04-2012, 10:12 PM
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mixitosey please stop posting in my threads
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That angelfire shit is bullshit

Let me guess - you googled it.

If you really care enough about selling your soul, why don't you just join a Satanic church? I'm pretty sure that they'd be willing to help you.

Of course it would involve a bunch of bullshit, but whatever. Let's just hope you're able to sell your soul for whatever it's worth (probably a free BJ from some dirty, cracked-out prostitute )
worked for me

take it or leave it i dont give a fuck
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:44 AM
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How do I do this? I'm looking at you, Dionysus.
I wouldn't know about that, I prefer simply being a conduit which the devil may flow in exchange for a few laughs.
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I thought about this before. I believe that if God really did cast the devil and all the fallen angels to hell, the he is suffering down there along with anyone else in hell. Hell is hopeless and impossible to escape from and being stuck there just like in a maximum security prison he should not be able to have any control of anything outside of hell. So he should not be able to have any power over earth while in hell. So the devil has no play in our daily lives.
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Old 05-05-2012, 06:21 AM
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If you really care enough about selling your soul, why don't you just join a Satanic church? I'm pretty sure that they'd be willing to help you.
You're "pretty sure"? "Pretty sure"? What makes you "pretty sure", oh great Myxomatosis?

Would you still be "pretty sure" if you discovered that Satanists don't actually believe in souls? Would you still be "pretty sure" if it dawned on you that Satanists use the idea of Satan figuratively? Would you still be "pretty sure" if you strolled upon the knowledge that the Satanic church has been an unhelpful shell of its previous self since the 90s?

Not only have you destroyed the complete concept of the phrase, "pretty sure", but in doing so you've soiled your name and the respect I once held for it. No, no, wait. Let's play your game. Let's throw out "pretty sure's" willy nilly from now on. Who cares about the fucking rules, right, Myxomatosis?

Hey guys, I'm pretty sure that the Earth is flat. I'm pretty sure that honking isn't a wasteful pasttime. I'm pretty sure that Myxomatosis knows what he's talking about.

You make me fucking sick.

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Default Re: Selling my soul to the devil

You have to be susceptible to desire, this makes you available in the first place. I'd imagine that if there is a devil and he wants to undermine God, you'd be less attractive to Satan only because you already want to be corrupted. He's got healthy young Christians to lead away from the path to salvation, why should he spend his precious efforts helping you towards corruption?

In other words, it won't happen if you're consciously aware of what you're doing.
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Whatever he's paying, I'll double it.

Edit: Shouldn't this be in the Trading Pit?
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Old 05-05-2012, 06:54 AM
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worked for me

take it or leave it i dont give a fuck
Ya but your fucked up, you cant be saved. Your not influential at all.
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I thought about this before. I believe that if God really did cast the devil and all the fallen angels to hell, the he is suffering down there along with anyone else in hell. Hell is hopeless and impossible to escape from and being stuck there just like in a maximum security prison he should not be able to have any control of anything outside of hell. So he should not be able to have any power over earth while in hell. So the devil has no play in our daily lives.
keep in mind the devil is the prince of lies

how are you sure the angels are not your devils?
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Old 05-05-2012, 11:18 AM
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See you in hell motherfuckers
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keep in mind the devil is the prince of lies

how are you sure the angels are not your devils?
I'm basing this off the Christian god. So if God is infallible and all knowing then all the devils followers are in hell so we still have nothing to worry about.
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I'm basing this off the Christian god. So if God is infallible and all knowing then all the devils followers are in hell so we still have nothing to worry about.

satan and god are the same being

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Become a politician and then make shit up (and then become a modern Hitler and kill a bunch of jews (but you'll probably kill the whole media ))
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Buy an ounce of black tar and start banging every day for a couple months
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You're "pretty sure"? "Pretty sure"? What makes you "pretty sure", oh great Myxomatosis?

Would you still be "pretty sure" if you discovered that Satanists don't actually believe in souls? Would you still be "pretty sure" if it dawned on you that Satanists use the idea of Satan figuratively? Would you still be "pretty sure" if you strolled upon the knowledge that the Satanic church has been an unhelpful shell of its previous self since the 90s?

Not only have you destroyed the complete concept of the phrase, "pretty sure", but in doing so you've soiled your name and the respect I once held for it. No, no, wait. Let's play your game. Let's throw out "pretty sure's" willy nilly from now on. Who cares about the fucking rules, right, Myxomatosis?

Hey guys, I'm pretty sure that the Earth is flat. I'm pretty sure that honking isn't a wasteful pasttime. I'm pretty sure that Myxomatosis knows what he's talking about.

You make me fucking sick.
I just have to say that this made me lol hard.

+1 my good man, you made me wake up the dog with laughter. Not sure why I found it so funny but I did.
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You're "pretty sure"? "Pretty sure"? What makes you "pretty sure", oh great Myxomatosis?

Would you still be "pretty sure" if you discovered that Satanists don't actually believe in souls? Would you still be "pretty sure" if it dawned on you that Satanists use the idea of Satan figuratively? Would you still be "pretty sure" if you strolled upon the knowledge that the Satanic church has been an unhelpful shell of its previous self since the 90s?
I'm pretty sure you're generalising all 'satanism' as LaVey's school of thought
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Why does everybody keep saying that. Where's the source that the literal type of Satanism exists in reality? Not trying to be snarky, by the way.
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And a little bit of this.


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Why does everybody keep saying that. Where's the source that the literal type of Satanism exists in reality? Not trying to be snarky, by the way.
I'm not going to lie and say I wasn't just trying to be a dick, but I have heard of a few instances, mostly tribal and other secluded cults. You're right in that there's probably no organised church or anything like that.

Joshua Blahyi, for example, says he was born into a tribe that worshipped demons and destroyers for their power, which would explain what he did for a good time later on in life. Not necessarily devil-worship in a Christian sense, but the characteristics are the same.
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