Marriage? Kids? Adulthood?

[zuperxtreme]

To the guys that married, how'd you know? Did you plan ahead? Did time just go by and you though "I probably should"? What pushed you to ask the question? Kids push you to it?

I don't know man, I don't know.

[Blunderstar]

Ha ha ha ha ha. "Adulthood", and all of the frivolous little packages that come with it are demented gags meant to make fools feel like they're actually progressing in life. I halt to use him as an example, since it'll come across like I'm needlessly attacking the poor guy, but Unwyred is a tremendous example of what I'm talking about. Remember that blog post he made before getting married, titled "growing up"? He prided himself in moving forward with his police career, uniting with his gingerly other half, and buying a house, as if they were accomplishments that he needed to make. I'm sure fans of Allan Watts know what I'm referring to.

Of course, things seemingly took a turn for the worse. Everybody loathes him for the job he took, he's currently midway through a divorce, and his house will either be sold or kept by the ginger during the court procedures (since he cheated on her). Now going through something like this is the closest thing I'd refer to as "growing up", as I would realize that there is no such thing as progression. It's all just an awful mess, and we're more aware of the world and its randomness during childhood.

Marriage... kids... a stable career. Sure, they can be fun or interesting or whatever, but don't feel like you have to do them just to become society's idea of an adult. Be the adult you want to be.

[tuer502gt]

I want to get married. I'm not sure about kids though because it's effort and they grow up and become shit.

Forget adulthood. We can both be unemployed and have cuddles all day and go do stuff like fishing.

[The Pat-Man]

i strongly encourage y'all not to have kids for the sake of the planet.

[Midnight Sun]

Word to the wise: stay in high school forever

[rabbitweed]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

You know what? You're a fucking dumbass. I remember all the times you used to message me on msn boo-hooing because you hated your life and continually blathered on about how worthless you felt and that your life would never amount to anything. You know what? You were right. You were a piece of shit back then and you're a piece of shit now. I just felt sorry for your ass back then.

The shit that is going on with me right now isn't any of your fucking business. For one, 90% of what you're spewing here isn't actually what is occurring so all you are doing is coming off as an ignorant moron. And for anyone to take relationship advice from you? HA! You're pathetic Enter; that's why you were forum banned from this and many other sections of this site for so long on your other account. Fuck off, shitstain.

I like enter. At least he doesn't delete me from his facebook friends for no reason

[rabbitweed]

Anyway, having kids doesn't make you an adult. And fuck marriage, srsly. Does anyone else sort of want kids but not a wife? It'd be sort of cool if the wife died giving birth.

[STD]

Originally Posted by rabbitweed

Anyway, having kids doesn't make you an adult. And fuck marriage, srsly. Does anyone else sort of want kids but not a wife? It'd be sort of cool if the wife died giving birth.

I just wanna knock up as many random sluts as possible. Spread the STD seed far and wide. For better or for worse. Likely for worse, knowing me.

[Blunderstar]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

You know what? You're a fucking dumbass. I remember all the times you used to message me on msn boo-hooing because you hated your life and continually blathered on about how worthless you felt and that your life would never amount to anything. You know what? You were right. You were a piece of shit back then and you're a piece of shit now. I just felt sorry for your ass back then.

The shit that is going on with me right now isn't any of your fucking business. For one, 90% of what you're spewing here isn't actually what is occurring so all you are doing is coming off as an ignorant moron. And for anyone to take relationship advice from you? HA! You're pathetic Enter; that's why you were forum banned from this and many other sections of this site for so long on your other account. Fuck off, shitstain.

Haha yeah, I used to be such a fag.

But y'know... you just revealed a lot about yourself, Unwyred. I used to think you were awesome, and I let you know that. Once you became a bore, I let you know that as well. I appreciate honesty, and don't start crying once somebody thinks ill of me. I also hope that people don't start crying once I think ill of them.

Look at whore to a chainsaw - he gives me shit all the time but he's my favorite member here, and one of those reasons is his brutal honesty. I'm not going to use something as egotistical as his opinion of me to change my opinion of him.

You really want to "grow up"? You're on the right track with your little explosion towards me - but don't stop there! Let your hate flow through you, Unwyred! Follow me from thread to thread - insulting me with all you've got! But whatever you do, don't be one of those lying, two-faced faggots. People like that are why we live in such a bland, mediocre society. We can see through that shit as well; it's a disgusting feature. I'd love to see some more honest and vibrant personalities in this world. To me, those are the true adults.

[Mirana]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

Haha yeah, I used to be such a fag.

But y'know... you just revealed a lot about yourself, Unwyred. I used to think you were awesome, and I let you know that. Once you became a bore, I let you know that as well. I appreciate honesty, and don't start crying once somebody thinks ill of me. I also hope that people don't start crying once I think ill of them.

Look at whore to a chainsaw - he gives me shit all the time but he's my favorite member here, and one of those reasons is his brutal honesty. I'm not going to use something as egotistical as his opinion of me to change my opinion of him.

You really want to "grow up"? You're on the right track with your little explosion towards me - but don't stop there! Let your hate flow through you, Unwyred! Follow me from thread to thread - insulting me with all you've got! But whatever you do, don't be one of those lying, two-faced faggots. People like that are why we live in such a bland, mediocre society. We can see through that shit as well; it's a disgusting feature. I'd love to see some more honest and vibrant personalities in this world. To me, those are the true adults.

I love how you have this view on how everyone should be. You spend so much thinking on the structures of peoples life and the world we live in.

Agreed Unwyred is boring, Conditioned by people around him to get a good job, a wife and a house. Thinking if he got all this he would be a successful and happy person, but clearly he doesn't know what he wants, and I'm not surprised he wants to be a cop... that's what recruiters look for, people that can be controlled. Those who don't have their own opinions or agenda.

But at least he goes out tries. Learned from mistakes and moves on.

Something most people spend most their life trying to do, it's hard not getting depressed when you get shot down in the real world.

What do you do? sit in front of your computer judging people. An overgrown kid haha. You're worst then those stoner teenagers who try psychedelics and think they should lecture people on philosophy.

[Blunderstar]

Originally Posted by Mirana

I love how you have this view on how everyone should be. You spend so much thinking on the structures of peoples life and the world we live in.

Haha yeah, you're right, that's getting kind of old. Do you mean when I talk about how shitty society is and stuff? I don't know why I keep bringing that up; I'm aware of how cliche and fundamental that crap sounds.

But at least he goes out tries. Learned from mistakes and moves on.

What do you do? sit in front of your computer judging people. An overgrown kid haha. You're worst then those stoner teenagers who try psychedelics and think they should lecture people on philosophy.

Well, I feel like I'm a better person than I was a year ago. I was such a cunt back then, so while I may not be a perfect person in your mind or anything right now, maybe this time next year you'll think otherwise. Of course, I could end up becoming a fucking trainwreck, so hopefully that amuses you as well.

[Mirana]

Originally Posted by zuperxtreme

To the guys that married, how'd you know? Did you plan ahead? Did time just go by and you though "I probably should"? What pushed you to ask the question? Kids push you to it?

I don't know man, I don't know.

me and my girl have been together for almost 2 years. Sure there's all that "love" for each other everyone talks about on why people should marry.

But the real truth is neither of us want to be with anyone else. Also trust and respect for each other. So there you go as long as those conditions are met it's why people should get married.

of course most people marry for money or cause they had an accident baby, and it usually works out badly no surprise.

also the whole love/trust/respect thing fades over time, as people change.

so no wonder marriages have become a joke to people.

[Mirana]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

Haha yeah, you're right, that's getting kind of old. Do you mean when I talk about how shitty society is and stuff? I don't know why I keep bringing that up; I'm aware of how cliche and fundamental that crap sounds.



Well, I feel like I'm a better person than I was a year ago. I was such a cunt back then, so while I may not be a perfect person in your mind or anything right now, maybe this time next year you'll think otherwise. Of course, I could end up becoming a fucking trainwreck, so hopefully that amuses you as well.

Nah man I don't want you to become a trainwreck.. I'm really not that much of a saint myself, there's nothing wrong with bashing on society either. At least it shows your mind is interested in things outside your own living room, unlike most people.

But back to the point, it kind of just sounds like you talk down people who try to better their life.

you and Unwyred both have something the other person doesn't. If that makes sense.

[Blunderstar]

I can't see what Unwyred has that I want. Maybe I'll see it in a few months, look back on these posts, and facepalm at myself.

Speaking of looking back, I hate the way I used to be, because like Unwyred said - I was always complaining about my life and how I'd be a failure. I feel like a better state of mind is to stop giving a shit about what society deems normal. Unwyred probably feels like a failure because everyting he claimed in that "growing up" blog is falling apart, when he should be taking it all with a grain of salt. Nothing gained, nothing lost. Haha holy shit, I'm probably sounding so hypocritical and fundamental right now, so I better just shut up. I should learn to express my thoughts more clearly.

[Sir Cornwell]

Many people seem to have a "starter" marriage or two, while they try to figure shit out.

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

You know what? You're a fucking dumbass. I remember all the times you used to message me on msn boo-hooing because you hated your life and continually blathered on about how worthless you felt and that your life would never amount to anything. You know what? You were right. You were a piece of shit back then and you're a piece of shit now. I just felt sorry for your ass back then.

The shit that is going on with me right now isn't any of your fucking business. For one, 90% of what you're spewing here isn't actually what is occurring so all you are doing is coming off as an ignorant moron. And for anyone to take relationship advice from you? HA! You're pathetic Enter; that's why you were forum banned from this and many other sections of this site for so long on your other account. Fuck off, shitstain.

Well then.

[sploogook]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

You know what? You're a fucking dumbass. I remember all the times you used to message me on msn boo-hooing because you hated your life and continually blathered on about how worthless you felt and that your life would never amount to anything. You know what? You were right. You were a piece of shit back then and you're a piece of shit now. I just felt sorry for your ass back then.

The shit that is going on with me right now isn't any of your fucking business. For one, 90% of what you're spewing here isn't actually what is occurring so all you are doing is coming off as an ignorant moron. And for anyone to take relationship advice from you? HA! You're pathetic Enter; that's why you were forum banned from this and many other sections of this site for so long on your other account. Fuck off, shitstain.

[Daily]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

You know what? You're a fucking dumbass. I remember all the times you used to message me on msn boo-hooing because you hated your life and continually blathered on about how worthless you felt and that your life would never amount to anything. You know what? You were right. You were a piece of shit back then and you're a piece of shit now. I just felt sorry for your ass back then.

The shit that is going on with me right now isn't any of your fucking business. For one, 90% of what you're spewing here isn't actually what is occurring so all you are doing is coming off as an ignorant moron. And for anyone to take relationship advice from you? HA! You're pathetic Enter; that's why you were forum banned from this and many other sections of this site for so long on your other account. Fuck off, shitstain.

dickhead

[Ghost Buster]

This thread is pretty hilarious.

[King of the world]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

You know what? You're a fucking dumbass. I remember all the times you used to message me on msn boo-hooing because you hated your life and continually blathered on about how worthless you felt and that your life would never amount to anything. You know what? You were right. You were a piece of shit back then and you're a piece of shit now. I just felt sorry for your ass back then.

The shit that is going on with me right now isn't any of your fucking business. For one, 90% of what you're spewing here isn't actually what is occurring so all you are doing is coming off as an ignorant moron. And for anyone to take relationship advice from you? HA! You're pathetic Enter; that's why you were forum banned from this and many other sections of this site for so long on your other account. Fuck off, shitstain.

Mong.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

just go for it man. if it doesn't work out you can always get a divorce.

[Myxomatosis]

Obviously all the dumbasses here who are arguing with each other haven't grown up yet

[arleybob]

I don't think there's anything wrong with that as long as you have a nice lady that you can actually see yourself being with for a long time.

If I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd be more of a child, for sure. Selfish and whiny if things don't go my way, reckless and assholeish.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by King of the world

Mong.

comedy central new kids - YouTube

comedy central new kids - YouTube
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[sepht]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

comedy central new kids - YouTube

mullets are the most disgusting hair cut ever devised by man

[Malice]

Did Unwyred really expose himself to a group of pre-schoolers?

[poast-bortem!]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

You know what? You're a fucking dumbass. I remember all the times you used to message me on msn boo-hooing because you hated your life and continually blathered on about how worthless you felt and that your life would never amount to anything. You know what? You were right. You were a piece of shit back then and you're a piece of shit now. I just felt sorry for your ass back then.

The shit that is going on with me right now isn't any of your fucking business. For one, 90% of what you're spewing here isn't actually what is occurring so all you are doing is coming off as an ignorant moron. And for anyone to take relationship advice from you? HA! You're pathetic Enter; that's why you were forum banned from this and many other sections of this site for so long on your other account. Fuck off, shitstain.

lol, you sound divorced..

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by poast-bortem!

lol, you sound divorced..

she prolly had enough of his squealing all the time.

i mean try jerking off with this playing in the background

Pig Squeals Intense 1 - YouTube

Pig Squeals Intense 1 - YouTube
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fucking offputting innit? try imagining your other half going on like that every time you fucked.

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