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Ok, so we all know that having a daughter is probably one of the worst things that can ever happen to you

I'm willing to stick a chastity belt on the little cunt to prevent her from doing naughty things with little douchebags that I'd bury in multiple places

I'm sure that she would need to go to the restroom, so I've decided to devise a chastity belt that allows her to pee through a little hole in it and a trap door so she can do her "thing"

I'm just hoping she won't try anything with her back door

Either that, or I'll turn her into a boy

What would you suggest?

Getting her to believe she has AIDS or something? Something guys will fear her for?

Maybe I should make her fat. I'll make her so repulsive that no one will want her She'll be miserable for her whole life until I "magically" fix her up into a perfect 10

Jesus Christ, where did I go wrong?
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Why don't you just let your daughter have sex? I've never understood this? I mean no I don't want my daughter to be a whore but once she reaches a certain age it is acceptable to have sex with her boyfriend. I mean think about it sex makes you feel really good and happy why not let her enjoy it too. It's the most common human thing. Anyways like I said, she would have to be not a whore and safe.
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Why don't you just let your daughter have sex? I've never understood this? I mean no I don't want my daughter to be a whore but once she reaches a certain age it is acceptable to have sex with her boyfriend. I mean think about it sex makes you feel really good and happy why not let her enjoy it too. It's the most common human thing. Anyways like I said, she would have to be not a whore and safe.



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So, you'd let your daughter rub her virgin, beautiful lips all over some pathetic dude's sweaty cock and salty balls? Huh? You'd let him defile her by cumming all over the magnificent face you gave her? The face of you? The face of your wife?

HUH?

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Give her some rubbers and tell her to go have some fun. (reverse psychology)
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What about brainwashing her into thinking she can only have sex after marriage?

It COULD work. She'd definitely listen to me since I'll make it apparent from birth that I'm the boss
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Start attending an ultra-conservative Church. Tell her she will burn in hell if she has sex before marriage.

Perhaps a dildo might satisfy her desires so she does not have to go out to find a real penis.
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Perhaps a dildo might satisfy her desires so she does not have to go out to find a real penis.
Get one made from a mold of your cock OP, it's pretty clear you want your cock inside her. You'd just be jealous if anyone but you fucked your daughter.
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You could try to build up some bizarre, psychological aversion to sexual behavior early on in her development.

Every time she sees you kiss your wife - or sees affection on T.V. - beat her, or shock her or something. She'll make the connection subconsciously, even if she doesn't overtly.

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So, you'd let your daughter rub her virgin, beautiful lips all over some pathetic dude's sweaty cock and salty balls? Huh? You'd let him defile her by cumming all over the magnificent face you gave her? The face of you? The face of your wife?

My balls arent that salty
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Put a pussy troll in her when she's young.
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So, you'd let your daughter rub her virgin, beautiful lips all over some pathetic dude's sweaty cock and salty balls? Huh? You'd let him defile her by cumming all over the magnificent face you gave her? The face of you? The face of your wife?

HUH?

You mean that thing you did to someone elses daughter?
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The kind of people always obsessed with thinking about their daughters having sex seem to be, in my opinion, obsessed with having sex with their daughters. It's kinda creepy. I'm hoping that between thorough sex education and generally not being a shitty father, my daughter will make responsible decisions. If she waits until after high school to have sex, that would be epic. Though 16+ is reasonable too. Most importantly, birth control birth control birth control.
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You guys are nuts and never should be allowed to have children. Educate and teach about protection, other than that let her be.
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You could try to sexual abuse her. You know you want to.

Usually girls that have been raped by their fathers develop some phobia of sex, and ignore basic hygiene in an attempt to repulse males rather than attract them sexually.

You could also mutilate her clitoris like the muslims do, so she doesn't get as much enjoyment from sex, thus decreasing incentive.
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You could also sew her vagina shut!
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I was going to thank this, then i realized it was my birth-year.

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Wasn't a secret^

Weren't you a murderator? what happened?
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I wouldn't want to have sex with my daughter

Just imagine this situation:

You come home after a long day at work. Your legs are aching and you're barely able to force your hand to open the door. What time is it? As you walk in your house and sigh, you hear moaning. At first, you're curious as to what that moaning sound is. You decide, "Hey, that's probably my son nailing that hot broad he brought home the last time " and then you finally realize your son is at baseball/football practice. You slowly walk into the hallway. Thud, thud and more thuds; You hear more moaning. Lies; fuck them, they're just lies. As your adam's apple shoots up and falls down like that ride at Six Flags, you finally realize your daughter is getting pounded by that loser ass emo kid from across the street

Suddenly, right as you kick down the door, they both let out a huge, dreadful moan that signifies their becoming. As you see your daughter's face covered in his weak, pathetic DNA, you pull out your knife and scalp his faggot-ass emo hair off his head and slam his head into the bed's frame, severing his superior orbital fissure and rendering him decapitated.

Yeah, your daughter got FUCKED
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I wouldn't want to have sex with my daughter

Just imagine this situation:

You come home after a long day at work. Your legs are aching and you're barely able to force your hand to open the door. What time is it? As you walk in your house and sigh, you hear moaning. At first, you're curious as to what that moaning sound is. You decide, "Hey, that's probably my son nailing that hot broad he brought home the last time " and then you finally realize your son is at baseball/football practice. You slowly walk into the hallway. Thud, thud and more thuds; You hear more moaning. Lies; fuck them, they're just lies. As your adam's apple shoots up and falls down like that ride at Six Flags, you finally realize your daughter is getting pounded by that loser ass emo kid from across the street

Suddenly, right as you kick down the door, they both let out a huge, dreadful moan that signifies their becoming. As you see your daughter's face covered in his weak, pathetic DNA, you pull out your knife and scalp his faggot-ass emo hair off his head and slam his head into the bed's frame, severing his superior orbital fissure and rendering him decapitated.

Yeah, your daughter got FUCKED
You sure about that? Pretty vivid imagination you got there. Did typing that get you hard?
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You sure about that? Pretty vivid imagination you got there. Did typing that get you hard?
I'm just a decent writer

The only part about it that got me hard was the part where I smashed that emo faggot's eye into the bed pole and used his scalp as a wig
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The only part about it that got me hard was the part where I smashed that emo faggot's eye into the bed pole and used his scalp as a wig
I'm just saying you put a lot of thought into your daughters face covered in cum and her moaning. I bet if she screamed daddy you wouldn't stop fapping for a week.
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I can understand parents can be very protective of their daughters, especially fathers, but eventually you gotta accept that shit. Educate them and make sure they know what they're doing and don't get pregnant/STD's. I would even get my daughter birth control so she doesn't risk getting pregnant. That shit really fucks up your future if you have to take care of a child from a young age. Parents to take the overprotective bullshit way too far tho. Your daughter is going to have sex eventually, you can't control that aspect. They have to become adults, and part of being a well-adjusted adult is having a healthy sex life.Assuming that they're the age of consent or close enough to it, there's no point in protesting and trying to prevent them from having sex; it'll just make them do it more. Fathers seem to have this stupid complex where they don't want any guy sticking their dick in and defiling their young daughters, but it gets way out of hand. Kids grow up, it's part of life. Trying to control them and fucking with their development is just going to create emotional problems and weird complexes about having sex.

Especially the double standard where the sons are all allowed to fuck their girlfriends all night long with no consequences, but the daughters damn well better not have sex. It's ridiculous. If the sons are allowed to have sex, the daughters are gonna have sex too lol.
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I'm just saying you put a lot of thought into your daughters face covered in cum and her moaning. I bet if she screamed daddy you wouldn't stop fapping for a week.
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I can understand parents can be very protective of their daughters, especially fathers, but eventually you gotta accept that shit. Educate them and make sure they know what they're doing and don't get pregnant/STD's. I would even get my daughter birth control so she doesn't risk getting pregnant. That shit really fucks up your future if you have to take care of a child from a young age. Parents to take the overprotective bullshit way too far tho. Your daughter is going to have sex eventually, you can't control that aspect. They have to become adults, and part of being a well-adjusted adult is having a healthy sex life.Assuming that they're the age of consent or close enough to it, there's no point in protesting and trying to prevent them from having sex; it'll just make them do it more. Fathers seem to have this stupid complex where they don't want any guy sticking their dick in and defiling their young daughters, but it gets way out of hand. Kids grow up, it's part of life. Trying to control them and fucking with their development is just going to create emotional problems and weird complexes about having sex.

Especially the double standard where the sons are all allowed to fuck their girlfriends all night long with no consequences, but the daughters damn well better not have sex. It's ridiculous. If the sons are allowed to have sex, the daughters are gonna have sex too lol.
I know all of this too well.

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I wouldn't want to have sex with my daughter

Just imagine this situation:

You come home after a long day at work. Your legs are aching and you're barely able to force your hand to open the door. What time is it? As you walk in your house and sigh, you hear moaning. At first, you're curious as to what that moaning sound is. You decide, "Hey, that's probably my son nailing that hot broad he brought home the last time " and then you finally realize your son is at baseball/football practice. You slowly walk into the hallway. Thud, thud and more thuds; You hear more moaning. Lies; fuck them, they're just lies. As your adam's apple shoots up and falls down like that ride at Six Flags, you finally realize your daughter is getting pounded by that loser ass emo kid from across the street

Suddenly, right as you kick down the door, they both let out a huge, dreadful moan that signifies their becoming. As you see your daughter's face covered in his weak, pathetic DNA, you pull out your knife and scalp his faggot-ass emo hair off his head and slam his head into the bed's frame, severing his superior orbital fissure and rendering him decapitated.

Yeah, your daughter got FUCKED
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I can understand parents can be very protective of their daughters, especially fathers, but eventually you gotta accept that shit. Educate them and make sure they know what they're doing and don't get pregnant/STD's. I would even get my daughter birth control so she doesn't risk getting pregnant. That shit really fucks up your future if you have to take care of a child from a young age. Parents to take the overprotective bullshit way too far tho. Your daughter is going to have sex eventually, you can't control that aspect. They have to become adults, and part of being a well-adjusted adult is having a healthy sex life.Assuming that they're the age of consent or close enough to it, there's no point in protesting and trying to prevent them from having sex; it'll just make them do it more. Fathers seem to have this stupid complex where they don't want any guy sticking their dick in and defiling their young daughters, but it gets way out of hand. Kids grow up, it's part of life. Trying to control them and fucking with their development is just going to create emotional problems and weird complexes about having sex.

Especially the double standard where the sons are all allowed to fuck their girlfriends all night long with no consequences, but the daughters damn well better not have sex. It's ridiculous. If the sons are allowed to have sex, the daughters are gonna have sex too lol.

This and this. There's no faster way to guarantee your daughter makes horrible choices in men, or gets knocked up, turns out to be a skank etc than to give her mixed messages about men and sex.
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Patriarchy and oppressive male supremacy is extremely destructive and sickens me to no end. If I had a son and daughter, I'd teach them well, but I'd let them learn life lessons on their own, because experience is the best teacher, and I'd show tough love. You got pregnant after I gave you a 2 hour long screed on birth control? Tough shit, if you want to stay in my home and keep your kid, you better start bringing money in and have that boyfriend of yours do the same. Otherwise, it's to the abortion clinic. Same with the son, you got a girl pregnant and you both want to keep it? You better find some way to make money to support it since you didn't want to have an abortion, and none of my grandchildren are going to be wards of the fucking state. I wouldn't excuse destructive behavior from him while making my daughter remain celibate because "boys will be boys", that's stupid patriarchal bullshit.

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I wouldn't want to have sex with my daughter

Just imagine this situation:

You come home after a long day at work. Your legs are aching and you're barely able to force your hand to open the door. What time is it? As you walk in your house and sigh, you hear moaning. At first, you're curious as to what that moaning sound is. You decide, "Hey, that's probably my son nailing that hot broad he brought home the last time " and then you finally realize your son is at baseball/football practice. You slowly walk into the hallway. Thud, thud and more thuds; You hear more moaning. Lies; fuck them, they're just lies. As your adam's apple shoots up and falls down like that ride at Six Flags, you finally realize your daughter is getting pounded by that loser ass emo kid from across the street

Suddenly, right as you kick down the door, they both let out a huge, dreadful moan that signifies their becoming. As you see your daughter's face covered in his weak, pathetic DNA, you pull out your knife and scalp his faggot-ass emo hair off his head and slam his head into the bed's frame, severing his superior orbital fissure and rendering him decapitated.

Yeah, your daughter got FUCKED
Orr we could try my way: Casually walk in and ask what she wants for dinner while acting like nothing is wrong; leave a couple seconds later for them to work out their embarrassment at getting caught (it's happened to everyone) and then tease her good-naturedly about it later, because after sixteen years or so of being open and honest with each other there is a level of mutual respect. And, because no one is hiding anything or mad at anyone, I have another opportunity to speak about birth control and being responsible without being a nagging ass about it.

Sounds like a win-win. Daughter is getting laid and I get a teaching moment. Everyone is happy.
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I've known a lot of guys who deliberatley try to piss off their gf's father by fucking her hard an good while they're home
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Fill her cooter up with concrete.
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The only part about it that got me hard was the part where I smashed that emo faggot's eye into the bed pole and used his scalp as a wig
How is he a faggot if he's banging your daughter?
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Jesus Christ, where did I go wrong?
You started with google search and you ended up on Totse... From there it wasn't so much of a slippery slope but more of a cliff to jump off of.

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I don't understand why guys care if their daughter fucks.
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Just make sure your kids are educated... They're going to fuck all the same so make sure they know if they fuck something into existence it's up to them to take care of it.

As for scaring a prospective boyfriend start blacksmithing for a hobby, When a new kid comes around trying to get into your daughters slit have him help you make a blade.
Make him put his name on it and make sure you explain to him while you methodically sharpen it in front of him that if he ever does your daughter wrong he'll have the source of the problem removed from between his legs.

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