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Old 12-15-2011, 12:45 PM
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You may want to re-think those antifreeze ice cubes jackass.
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Old 12-15-2011, 01:05 PM
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Old 12-15-2011, 08:34 PM
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I hate dogs too, but killing an animal not smart enough to know why it's such a shit goes against my morals that I left at the door. get at his car or something. If he ever parks on the side of the road, smash something into it and make it look like a hit and run. expensive ass insurance for him.

Plenty of shit like that that will target the real shithead.
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Old 12-21-2011, 09:38 PM
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This thread is a blazing example of how american women usually have no morals.
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Old 12-21-2011, 11:07 PM
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This thread is a blazing example of how american women usually have no morals.
No one cares what you think, faggot.
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Old 12-21-2011, 11:08 PM
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I'm curious if there is a way to fuck with the utility meter to show more usage thus increasing their monthly utility bill.
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There are adjustment screws on the meter itself, but it requires disassembling it to get to them. Cut the tag and leave it hanging. Slap a few cheap magnets on the metal case near the glass. It doesn't have to actually work ('cause it won't) ... but just the appearance of tampering costs quite a bit of money once the electric co notices it during meter reading.

Depending on the layout of the property and external outlets or 110v exterior lighting a great deal of electricity could be wasted by rigging up hidden, high-draw devices and letting them run 24/7. More elaborate power-wasters can be created with a little engineering, but a $5 space heater picked up at a garage sale and an extension cord works too as an incredibly low-tech solution. Assuming you've got a place to hide the fucker. ~ $100/mo for a 1500w draw depending on local electric prices.
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Old 12-23-2011, 02:41 AM
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If you can get into their sewer line(it should be a 4 inch white PVC pipe with a cover) then it would be quite an interesting sight when it floods.
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Old 12-23-2011, 12:56 PM
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If you can get into their sewer line(it should be a 4 inch white PVC pipe with a cover) then it would be quite an interesting sight when it floods.
They're her neighbors. She'd have to deal with the unpleasant result of a cut sewer line too
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:49 PM
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Old 12-24-2011, 11:06 PM
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you can make itching powder and throw it all over their stuff. there's plenty of tutorials if you search google.

you can also use poison ivy if it grows where you live.
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Old 12-25-2011, 12:42 AM
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take them in the back of the house and blast em in half with a sawed off
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Old 12-26-2011, 10:53 PM
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Shady your a female.... just seduce the guy to your basement tell him your into BDSM and tie him up.... lulz insue
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Old 12-26-2011, 11:00 PM
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She's also morbidly obese and covered in acne/backne. No one wants to hit that.
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Old 12-26-2011, 11:07 PM
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Shady your a female.... just seduce the guy to your basement tell him your into BDSM and tie him up.... lulz insue
I'm married.

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She's also morbidly obese and covered in acne/backne. No one wants to hit that.
I have previously posted pics which prove I'm not, asswipe.
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Old 12-28-2011, 07:51 PM
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I'm married.



I have previously posted pics which prove I'm not, asswipe.

Never said have sex just seduce. You can tie him up then lulz
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Old 02-05-2012, 09:08 PM
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Holy crap... this shit works. I'm like 75% sure my neighbors are moving. They've been loading up a Uhaul. Didn't even get to do the milk chicken yet.
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Old 02-05-2012, 09:32 PM
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Holy crap... this shit works. I'm like 75% sure my neighbors are moving. They've been loading up a Uhaul. Didn't even get to do the milk chicken yet.
What all did you end up doing? Or, did you already explain? If so, I'll re-read, again. I just don't want to read the whole thread if the answer isn't in here...
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Old 02-05-2012, 10:45 PM
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What all did you end up doing? Or, did you already explain? If so, I'll re-read, again. I just don't want to read the whole thread if the answer isn't in here...
It's best I don't go into details to protect myself legally.

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Old 02-05-2012, 11:07 PM
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This is my advice for dealing with shit neighbors. Don't say anything to them or report them to an agency. Send them an anonymous letter, detailing the problem & how you want it resolved- be very direct. Wait a week & if things don't improve, throw a brick through their window- it shows you are willing to take things to the next level & not fuck around. Obviously, protect yourself. Use a house that is up for sale as the return address on the envelope. Print everything out- don't have your handwriting on the letter or envelope. And when throwing the brick through the window- conceal your identity, wear gloves.
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Old 02-17-2012, 04:01 AM
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My friend once told me he made ice cubes out of bleach and grass killer and threw it on his annoying neighbors lawn..... Hilarious is seeing a patch of green then dead then green..... He really wishes he would have used salt now This crazy neighbor would have partys every 2 weeks it would seem and thought it was okay to have guests park in my FRIENDS FUCKING DRIVEWAY AND ON THE STREET BLOCKING MY FRIEND FROM LEAVING. THEY EVEN PUT UP A FENCE OVER THERE PROPERTY LINE INTO MY FRIENDS BACKYARD. My friend doesn't live in that neighborhood anymore, and never again will he make that mistake.

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Old 02-17-2012, 04:13 PM
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My friend once told me he made ice cubes out of bleach and grass killer and threw it on his annoying neighbors lawn..... Hilarious is seeing a patch of green then dead then green..... He really wishes he would have used salt now This crazy neighbor would have partys every 2 weeks it would seem and thought it was okay to have guests park in my FRIENDS FUCKING DRIVEWAY AND ON THE STREET BLOCKING MY FRIEND FROM LEAVING. THEY EVEN PUT UP A FENCE OVER THERE PROPERTY LINE INTO MY FRIENDS BACKYARD. My friend doesn't live in that neighborhood anymore, and never again will he make that mistake.
Jesus Christ, that sounds fucking terrible. My neighbors would have all kinds of people coming & going all day long. I mean from morning to past midnight. On Thanksgiving, they let their 5 dogs bark for like 4 or so hours till I went outside & screamed at them then they brought the dogs in but the rest of the guests started to arrive. There were like 30 kids in the backyard screaming at the top of their lungs. Fucking ruined my Thanksgiving. Your friend could have called code violation to have their vehicles towed out of his driveway & the ones that were blocking his driveway.
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:12 PM
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Jesus Christ, that sounds fucking terrible. My neighbors would have all kinds of people coming & going all day long. I mean from morning to past midnight. On Thanksgiving, they let their 5 dogs bark for like 4 or so hours till I went outside & screamed at them then they brought the dogs in but the rest of the guests started to arrive. There were like 30 kids in the backyard screaming at the top of their lungs. Fucking ruined my Thanksgiving. Your friend could have called code violation to have their vehicles towed out of his driveway & the ones that were blocking his driveway.
Wow, I would say your neighbors are worse then my friends. Thankfully my friend was able to get a real estate agent and sell his house, she said the fence added property value so he didn't pursue it. My friend did however tell his neighbors never to allow parking in his driveway again and was ignored. Only after he begin calling towing companies did this stop happening. Before he left the neighborhood someone managed to key there new tahoe and smash the windows, I think they diffidently got what they deserved for that one.

Have you ever considered calling animal control or aspca? You would be surprised what they can do after so many complaints real or not. If the dogs escape from the yard without collars its a one way trip to the pound.
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Old 02-17-2012, 08:32 PM
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Have you ever considered calling animal control or aspca? You would be surprised what they can do after so many complaints real or not. If the dogs escape from the yard without collars its a one way trip to the pound.
I did & they had been fairly good about keeping the dogs quiet until Thanksgiving. However, after that day they went back to keeping the dogs fairly quiet & now they've moved (thank God).

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What about apartment asshole neighbors? we don't have yards.
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Old 02-25-2012, 11:45 PM
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What about apartment asshole neighbors? we don't have yards.
There's a still a lot of ideas mentioned in this thread that would work. Vandalism wise- Have access to their apartment windows? Throw a brick through it. Vandalize their car.

I never did this with my neighbors but I was thinking you if you had the know how (there's some threads on it) you can rig the wires so they're stealing your cable then report them for it.
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Old 02-28-2012, 12:17 AM
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When the neighbors would hire the Mexicans to mow the lawn at 7am on a Saturday morning, I would be extremely grumpy, especially if I had fun the night before. I shoved a few potatoes in the tailpipes of their bigass truck. They didn't come early any more after that.
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*Didn't mean to bump but my friend wanted to share this*

Throw nails onto the neighbors lawn. When they mow there lawn, the nails should ruin the mower or at least the blades . Make sure to throw the nails hard enough into the ground where there not visible.

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