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Old 05-05-2012, 09:04 PM
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I'm drinking büttertrank.
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Old 05-05-2012, 09:18 PM
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Old 05-05-2012, 09:46 PM
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So "let's all drink and be merry"
Said InspiredByMe clutching a sherry
He's no more a man
Than my fucking old gran
Who drinks it like it came from a dairy
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So "let's all drink and be merry"
Said InspiredByMe clutching a sherry
He's no more a man
Than my fucking old gran
Who drinks it like it came from a dairy
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Old 05-05-2012, 09:55 PM
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Thank you for wasting your time doing that.
Please at least try and sound less feminine FFS.
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Old 05-05-2012, 09:57 PM
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ITT: We count how many drinks we've had so far throughout the day.

(Whilst being merry, of course).

I am currently on cerveza numero uno.
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Old 05-05-2012, 10:20 PM
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Old 05-05-2012, 11:44 PM
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I'm drinking Shaftebury Four Twenty.

I'm on number 3 now.
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Old 05-05-2012, 11:49 PM
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white russians ftw number 4. ran out of ice
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Old 05-05-2012, 11:50 PM
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white russians ftw
I always drink those when I watch The Big Lebowski.
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it's pussy shit if it isn't MALT LIQUOR.

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Old 05-06-2012, 12:15 AM
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if's pussy shit if it isn't MALT LIQUOR.
I downed a 40 of O.E. the other night in like 5-10 minutes.

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Old 05-06-2012, 01:36 AM
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I'm on #6 now.

I'm also gonna pop a tylenol extra strength.

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Old 05-06-2012, 01:40 AM
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Long Islands...been too long without.
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Old 05-06-2012, 01:43 AM
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I'm also gonna pop a tylenol extra strength.
Whoa, slow down there big rig, you end up without a headache in the morning. WTF is wrong with you?
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Old 05-06-2012, 01:45 AM
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^what the hell is wrong with you?
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Whoa, slow down there big rig, you end up without a headache in the morning. WTF is wrong with you?
That's just how I roll.

I been a straight gangsta since I dropped out the twat.
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Old 05-06-2012, 01:46 AM
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^what the hell is wrong with you?
Nothing. I am perfection in human form.
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Old 05-06-2012, 01:49 AM
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good one cunty
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Shhh fiesty!
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Shhh fiesty!
Raaaarrrrrrrrrrr!
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Numéro sept...
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I want one.
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Should I also add other drugs I'm taking to the count...

Anyway, I'm at beer 8.
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Should I also add other drugs I'm taking to the count...

Anyway, I'm at beer 8.
+4 Go!
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Old 05-06-2012, 06:44 AM
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I'm nursing a few beers and scratching my head wound.
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FUCK i'm sober must fix that latetr durrrr
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Old 05-06-2012, 06:26 PM
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I woke up all clear-headed and ready to do it again.

But I'm gonna wait for a few more hours.

I don't want to fall back into the trap of all-day drinking...
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K, I'm starting again now.

I'm on beer one.

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I forgot to update...

I'm actually on #6 now.

Time for a trip to the liquor store...
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That is a huge glass.

I want one.
Me too. I wanna see someone try to drink from that thing when it's full.
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Me too. I wanna see someone try to drink from that thing when it's full.
I'll bet that's like... 4L (~1 Gallon) or more.

I have no idea though just by eyeballing it. I could be way off.
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Maybe beer but anything stonger... if that wine glass were full, would kill you
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Maybe beer but anything stonger... if that wine glass were full, would kill you
Most likely.

I doubt I could even do a full glass like that of beer. Unless I drank it really slowly, although then it would eventually get warm and flat.
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