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05-05-2012, 08:51 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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If God Has The Internet
What website is he on right now....
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05-05-2012, 08:56 PM
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Duke
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Re: If God Has The Internet
Well hes God so, every single one at once.
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05-05-2012, 09:02 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: If God Has The Internet
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Originally Posted by Actor
Well hes God so, every single one at once.
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No, he can only browse 10 at a time
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05-05-2012, 09:03 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: If God Has The Internet
He's probably pirating movies
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05-05-2012, 09:04 PM
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Marquis
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Re: If God Has The Internet
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Originally Posted by GreatestGatsby4
He's probably pirating movies
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Nearly crashed his computer downloading The Passion of the Christ and Legion simultaneously
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05-05-2012, 09:10 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: If God Has The Internet
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'I know the voices aren't real, but man, do they ever come up with some great ideas'
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05-05-2012, 09:18 PM
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Baron
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Re: If God Has The Internet
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05-05-2012, 09:20 PM
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Re: If God Has The Internet
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Failed link.
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05-05-2012, 09:21 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: If God Has The Internet
fapfapfap
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05-05-2012, 09:21 PM
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05-06-2012, 01:52 AM
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Re: If God Has The Internet
zoklet.net/bbs
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poly tussling
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05-06-2012, 01:53 AM
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Re: If God Has The Internet
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Originally Posted by Duelist
zoklet.net/bbs
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There are rules against linking to sites containing harmful content.
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05-06-2012, 01:56 AM
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Banned
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Re: If God Has The Internet
He would buy some RC's and start believing his own BS
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05-06-2012, 01:58 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: If God Has The Internet
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zoklet.net/bbs
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we have a winrar. yes i am browsing zoklet, right at this very moment in fact.
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05-06-2012, 02:23 AM
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Re: If God Has The Internet
not only does he have internet, he has his own site.
http://www.god.com
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05-06-2012, 02:29 AM
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Duke
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Re: If God Has The Internet
He's probably looking at fetish porn.
Fuck, I can't come up with a hilarious answer. I hate my life. I need more vodka. BUT EVEN FUCKING VODKA DOESN'T WORK. FUCK FUCK FUCK *suicides*
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05-06-2012, 02:32 AM
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Marquis
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Re: If God Has The Internet
He's pretty old. He's probably googling google and playing online poker.
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05-06-2012, 02:33 AM
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Re: If God Has The Internet
i mean, hes gotta check efukt every once and a while, right?
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05-06-2012, 02:36 AM
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Re: If God Has The Internet
9 different goatse pics and a goatse video.
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Originally Posted by captain falcon
oh, very. So mad that i have over $ 400 mill rolling in liquid funds in my bank account and 20 billions dollars worth of companies, too. so mad
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05-06-2012, 03:10 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: If God Has The Internet
christian porn of course
http://www.christianporn.com
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Christian Porn Favorites
"The Body of Chris" (2006) -- Starring newcomer Chris Varney and his well-sculpted body. He and Mrs. Varney, a petite beauty, love each other on two beaches and in a pool.
"Round Yon Virgin" (2006) -- The raven-haired Louisa Flagler and her well-endowed new husband consummate their marriage in a Jacuzzi, losing their virginity together.
"Rod Is the Answer" (2005) -- Christian Porn ironman Rod Parker's most memorable film. Known for their marathon sessions, the Parkers perform in the shower, the kitchen, the garage, and practically every room in the house. Follow-up to the break-through "In Rod We Trust" (2005).
"Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful" (2004) -- Californians Jodi and Michael Connor follow Sunday service with a love-making session, inspired by their reverend's words regarding the value of human touch.
"Lazarus Rises" (2004) -- New Jersey's Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Brooks depict marriage during Biblical times. Wardrobe and locations are impressively authentic.
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05-06-2012, 03:12 AM
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Significantly Grander Duke
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Re: If God Has The Internet
Mitt Romney's site
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05-06-2012, 03:29 AM
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Re: If God Has The Internet
what a stupid fucking question.
fuck you.
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05-06-2012, 03:33 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: If God Has The Internet
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what a stupid fucking question.
fuck you.
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No, thank you. 
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05-06-2012, 03:35 AM
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Re: If God Has The Internet
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05-06-2012, 08:55 PM
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Re: If God Has The Internet
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05-07-2012, 04:40 AM
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Re: If God Has The Internet
>implying God knows how to use a computer
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