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05-05-2012, 08:36 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
You know what? Fuck it. Get all the PETA vegan faggots to watch that video and sue me. That'll jump start the hater train on the BHL's. DId you know mac dre was sorta known until he went to prison for 5 years for conspiracy to rob a bank he didn't even do and his record sales went through the roof.
Bring it dumbass. We too bizzy back flopping robo flipping to actually care what you thing while you take time out of your day to 'care' about who knows what to look like a pretentious know it all hip scenester in front of your over weight girl friend you don't realize your friendzoned for life.
idiot.
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05-05-2012, 09:54 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Look what did I dropped a note on
prepare your spokes
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05-07-2012, 09:18 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
That's going to be the most expensive thing you've ever seen smashed for trolling.
I'm not saying I'm going to smash it, but when your mom told me you got a hundred dollar bullhorn, I just shook my head. You don't need to artificially amplify how fucking annoying you are.
While it lasts, I hope it's really fun. Be careful not to get your ass kicked, brah.
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05-07-2012, 04:35 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
my girlfriend thinks you guys are disgusting, despicable creatures.
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05-07-2012, 07:52 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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You don't need to artificially amplify how fucking annoying you are.
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Oh it's on, I've been keeping it by my bed and shit talking random people who walk in, funny part is that barrier is there so I have no idea who I'm yelling at. Wait till you hear the siren. I'm tempted to name the bullhorn "Closing Time."
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my girlfriend thinks you guys are disgusting, despicable creatures.
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Tell that skanky bitch if she doesn't take a picture of your butthole pronto then she's fucking next.
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05-08-2012, 03:30 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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Look what did I dropped a note on
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Finally, I can hear your buttholes louder and clearer than ever before.
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05-09-2012, 03:07 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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Finally, I can hear your buttholes louder and clearer than ever before.
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Someone now needs to fart into it.
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05-09-2012, 03:55 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Fuck it.
I was considering putting a magnifying glass in there, but then I remembered that I'm not a gay.
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05-09-2012, 04:21 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
wHY IS THIS THREAD SO LONG
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05-09-2012, 04:55 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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wHY IS THIS THREAD SO LONG
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Poast your butthole and find out what did.
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05-09-2012, 05:25 AM
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The Faggot
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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Fuck it.
I was considering putting a magnifying glass in there, but then I remembered that I'm not a gay. |
You're worthless maggot. Poast is so pissed he made me poast on his computer.
I for one was stoked at some genuine appreciation but a black eye later shows me that you are merely the butthole of our eye for not having BHL written anywhere.
That asshole reminds us of a pic we took back in 84.
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05-09-2012, 05:28 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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05-09-2012, 05:39 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Damn nigga. I don't see anyone else poasting buttholes. In fact, yall niggas didn't write BHL on your pooters either, so what did?
I'll tell you what did...if I can find a marker, I'll poast one up tomorrow.
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05-09-2012, 06:17 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
The wild wild west? Welcome to the wild what did. Poast that up. We want dem spokes signed.. for our official records.
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05-09-2012, 07:53 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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Fuck it.
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Damn dude, nice spread.
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05-09-2012, 08:40 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
x=dur hur
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05-09-2012, 09:01 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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05-09-2012, 09:04 PM
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The Faggot
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Man; dat shit be plugs. Why you think my head be shave and all'a what did?
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05-09-2012, 09:24 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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x=dur hur
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Deal with it.
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05-11-2012, 03:53 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
I'll have you know I bookmarked this thread in a fit of blackout drunkenness
I regret nothing
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05-11-2012, 06:57 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
That's because this is the best thread on the internet right now, we're the only ones left actually being real.
For anyone new to this monstrosity, witness the madness...
www.buttholeladies.com
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05-11-2012, 07:06 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
I watched a few of those videos. You guys are a rare breed, that's for sure.
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05-11-2012, 07:28 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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I watched a few of those videos. You guys are a rare breed, that's for sure.
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There is about 30 of them in every school. They wear the helmets and drool on themselves.
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05-11-2012, 09:48 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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There is about 30 of them in every school. They wear the helmets and drool on themselves.
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05-11-2012, 09:52 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
you guys kind of remind me of my friends and i... except for the gay shit.
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05-11-2012, 10:05 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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Ain't no party like a shirtless dude party cuz a shirtless dude party don't stop.
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05-12-2012, 05:38 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Guess which one of us works for a living and which one hustles.
I'll give you a hint, it's all my money.
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05-12-2012, 05:41 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
gettin paid gettin paid
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05-12-2012, 06:40 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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Guess which one of us works for a living and which one hustles.
I'll give you a hint, it's all my money.
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tHERES NO SUCK FUCKING THING AS your MONEY.
yOUR MONIES ARE HER MONIES AND HER MONIES ARE ... WELL ,,,,, STILL HER MONIES.
FAGOT.
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05-12-2012, 06:41 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Thats faggottry 101 for ya.
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05-13-2012, 06:52 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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Thats faggottry 101 for ya.
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Now you're thinking with your butthole!
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05-13-2012, 07:22 AM
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Child of The Fence
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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Guess which one of us works for a living and which one hustles.
I'll give you a hint, it's all my money.
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You work and omgplzdontban hustles...he just needs to step his game up and stop blowin it on strippers. Bet that nigga gives you all ones if you need change for a twenty, amirite?
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05-13-2012, 07:32 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
outrageous
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05-13-2012, 09:02 PM
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You work and omgplzdontban hustles...he just needs to step his game up and stop blowin it on strippers. Bet that nigga gives you all ones if you need change for a twenty, amirite?
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WRONG! Think again lil' nigga. I'm the hustler up in this bitch, the bread winner.
OMGPLZDNTBAN just works to pay the rent, such a pussy.
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05-13-2012, 10:17 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Poast are you the skinny or the fat dude? The fat dude is funny looking
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05-13-2012, 10:20 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
You be the judge. Poast your butthole Snoopy. It'll be beyond epic. Make sure to sign it with BHL
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05-13-2012, 10:26 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Well, I hope you're the fat dude. He has... well not class... or style... I don't know the word but he has it. Skinny dude looks a bit like a loser who's about the shoot up a McDonalds because he got bullied by jocks in high school, bring enough ammo to shoot up Columbine and then end up only wounding two senior citizens.
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05-13-2012, 10:33 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Yeah I'm the skinny one and you got me pegged. Born loser, no redeeming qualities, truth is, I'm on the verge of a total butthole meltdown at all times but I just try to ride the wave. Don't worry, partying and nailing girls will get old one day and when OMGPLZDNTBAN dies or leaves me for another man, or rather, anyone who will take him (won't be long he's getting desperate) and I got nothing left to lose, and the hammer is about to drop on those two senior citizens, I'll be sure to tell em Snoopy sent me.
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05-13-2012, 10:43 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Now poast your fucking butthole OLD MAN.
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05-13-2012, 10:46 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
I would but it has terrible sunburn all over it. It's quite a sight for sore eyes.
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