you know you're tweaking when

[sploogook]

your writing five posts and playing COD all at the same time, and you're still the highest scorer in the rounds.

keep em' comin'

[mizled]

Check the blinds.

[Mordisk]

bitch give me some uppers

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by mizled

Check the blinds.

Dont forget to dust

[sploogook]

Originally Posted by Mordisk

bitch give me some uppers

if you can come by NYC (WE'RE NOT DOING UPPERS, OKAY MODS? WE ARE NOT CONSPIRING TO CRIME ON THE INTERNET) and can deal with the fact that my (friend) can only get OTC shit other than very small amounts of pot or coke, and can can cope with the fact that i'm 15, I'd be glad to. DO IT FAGGOT, pretty please

[Computer]

youre masterbating for five hours

[sploogook]

Originally Posted by Computer

youre masterbating for five hours

this

[Playground Legend]

Originally Posted by Computer

youre masterbating for five hours

42 times and your dead. Be careful, son.

[Sanzenbacher]

Originally Posted by Computer

youre masterbating for five hours

Only five?

Small time.

[Sanzenbacher]

Originally Posted by sploogook

your writing five posts and playing COD all at the same time, and you're still the highest scorer in the rounds.

keep em' comin'

>not eating out of a bowl of cheetos using your legs to grab them and put them in your mouth to avoid cheeto stains on your controller

sploo:

[Mirana]

When your kidneys hurt and you think you gotta take a fat piss, but don't.

When you spend 3-4 hours busing around just to see people.

my night...

[STD]

i have a mac

[takedrugs_killpeople]

When you are smoking meth

[MAYOR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjpDEnCej6A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjpDEnCej6A
Video: click to display

[slicknickns]

You become a skinhead

[TORTILLA]

you know youre tweaking when you have 6 pages of notes after 7hrs of nonstop reading.

[Tachosomoza]

Originally Posted by Sanzenbacher

Only five?

Small time.

My record's 10 hours on Vyvanse.

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

My record's 10 hours on Vyvanse.

black people smoke crystal meth?

[Konglomo]

I usually don't realize I'm tweaking till after I wake up a few days later.

I do shit like:

Shoot up .5g's all night on tinychat.
Stare at weird shit on the ceiling
climb trees
do absolutely nothing at all
try to connect cb radios to my computer
try to connect computer to myself
short out the electricity for the entire block
talk to ghosts
throw knives at the wall
spend 8 hours convincing myself to eat.

[turboneger]

Originally Posted by Konglomo

climb trees
...
try to connect cb radios to my computer
try to connect computer to myself
short out the electricity for the entire block
talk to ghosts

i lol'd

You know you're a tweakin' when you start cleaning the ceiling.

[vilbe]

when you go to write a post but run out of space [and thus require two posts]

[Dionysus]

When you walk outside after being up all night and almost get blinded by the grey, overcast sunrise.

[FrY]

like moths to a light.

[Mordisk]

when you're sittin in teh homies trailer lookin out teh window because you know mommys out there watchin you even though your about 100 miles away.

[poast-bortem!]

I'm stealing some of this shit for BHL.

You know you're tweaking when you chew your fingernails down to the second knuckles.

[Chameleon Gangster]

When you keep wasting your good weed by smoking it and only feeling it for a few seconds because you've been up smoking it for forever trying to come down

[Midnight Sun]

when you fap all the skin on your dick off

[psychomanthis]

Originally Posted by Dionysus

When you walk outside after being up all night and almost get blinded by the grey, overcast sunrise.

Fuck, how i know that feel bro!

[iMagiNation]

when you write a 5000-10,000+ word on zoklet that three people will read and still feel stoked.

[slicknickns]

when you get really shitty tattoos

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

When you write a post about something as fucking mundane as "the third MiB movie will suck", and it ends up being 10x longer than your sober posts about stuff you know/actually care about.

Why did you write such a long post? Why?!

Because you started writing it.

I don't really understand how amphetamines allow me to stretch my most inane ideas and opinions out into stupidly long walls of texts. I think at some point I just give in to the desire to write for the sake writing, and I do so... rather than write to communicate like I should. I can't help it though. On amphetamines I just... like... start to enjoy language 1000x more than I normally do. My focus switches from being clear, concise and relevant while sober to... having fun and making an ass of myself by adopting tones that I normally wouldn't use in my writing.

[psychomanthis]

You know you're tweaking when you hear the shadow people softly speaking about you in the other room while you lay in bed.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

you're bleeding and you could care less.

[STEROS]

when you start acting like a little pussy bitch that can't sit still and doesn't know what to do with himself.