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Old 05-07-2012, 12:09 AM
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Default you know you're tweaking when

your writing five posts and playing COD all at the same time, and you're still the highest scorer in the rounds.

keep em' comin'
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:15 AM
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Check the blinds.
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:32 AM
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:33 AM
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:35 AM
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bitch give me some uppers
if you can come by NYC (WE'RE NOT DOING UPPERS, OKAY MODS? WE ARE NOT CONSPIRING TO CRIME ON THE INTERNET) and can deal with the fact that my (friend) can only get OTC shit other than very small amounts of pot or coke, and can can cope with the fact that i'm 15, I'd be glad to. DO IT FAGGOT, pretty please
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:53 AM
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youre masterbating for five hours
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:54 AM
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Old 05-07-2012, 02:18 AM
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Old 05-07-2012, 03:35 AM
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youre masterbating for five hours
Only five?

Small time.
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Old 05-07-2012, 03:43 AM
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your writing five posts and playing COD all at the same time, and you're still the highest scorer in the rounds.

keep em' comin'
>not eating out of a bowl of cheetos using your legs to grab them and put them in your mouth to avoid cheeto stains on your controller

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Old 05-07-2012, 04:00 AM
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When your kidneys hurt and you think you gotta take a fat piss, but don't.

When you spend 3-4 hours busing around just to see people.

my night...
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Old 05-07-2012, 04:09 AM
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Default Re: you know you're tweaking when

i have a mac
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Old 05-07-2012, 05:35 AM
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When you are smoking meth
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Old 05-07-2012, 05:39 AM
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Old 05-07-2012, 05:45 AM
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You become a skinhead
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Old 05-07-2012, 05:57 AM
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you know youre tweaking when you have 6 pages of notes after 7hrs of nonstop reading.
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Old 05-07-2012, 06:00 AM
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Only five?

Small time.
My record's 10 hours on Vyvanse.
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Old 05-07-2012, 06:09 AM
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My record's 10 hours on Vyvanse.
black people smoke crystal meth?
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Old 05-07-2012, 06:18 AM
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Default Re: you know you're tweaking when

I usually don't realize I'm tweaking till after I wake up a few days later.

I do shit like:

Shoot up .5g's all night on tinychat.
Stare at weird shit on the ceiling
climb trees
do absolutely nothing at all
try to connect cb radios to my computer
try to connect computer to myself
short out the electricity for the entire block
talk to ghosts
throw knives at the wall
spend 8 hours convincing myself to eat.
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:08 PM
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climb trees
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try to connect cb radios to my computer
try to connect computer to myself
short out the electricity for the entire block
talk to ghosts
i lol'd

You know you're a tweakin' when you start cleaning the ceiling.
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Old 05-07-2012, 02:50 PM
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when you go to write a post but run out of space [and thus require two posts]
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Old 05-07-2012, 02:53 PM
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When you walk outside after being up all night and almost get blinded by the grey, overcast sunrise.
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Old 05-07-2012, 03:32 PM
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:10 PM
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Default Re: you know you're tweaking when

when you're sittin in teh homies trailer lookin out teh window because you know mommys out there watchin you even though your about 100 miles away.
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:25 PM
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I'm stealing some of this shit for BHL.

You know you're tweaking when you chew your fingernails down to the second knuckles.
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:55 PM
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When you keep wasting your good weed by smoking it and only feeling it for a few seconds because you've been up smoking it for forever trying to come down
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Old 05-07-2012, 09:00 PM
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when you fap all the skin on your dick off
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Old 05-07-2012, 11:57 PM
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When you walk outside after being up all night and almost get blinded by the grey, overcast sunrise.
Fuck, how i know that feel bro!
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Old 05-08-2012, 05:46 AM
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when you write a 5000-10,000+ word on zoklet that three people will read and still feel stoked.
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:28 AM
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when you get really shitty tattoos
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Old 05-08-2012, 10:02 AM
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Default Re: you know you're tweaking when

When you write a post about something as fucking mundane as "the third MiB movie will suck", and it ends up being 10x longer than your sober posts about stuff you know/actually care about.

Why did you write such a long post? Why?!

Because you started writing it.

I don't really understand how amphetamines allow me to stretch my most inane ideas and opinions out into stupidly long walls of texts. I think at some point I just give in to the desire to write for the sake writing, and I do so... rather than write to communicate like I should. I can't help it though. On amphetamines I just... like... start to enjoy language 1000x more than I normally do. My focus switches from being clear, concise and relevant while sober to... having fun and making an ass of myself by adopting tones that I normally wouldn't use in my writing.
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Old 05-09-2012, 03:00 AM
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You know you're tweaking when you hear the shadow people softly speaking about you in the other room while you lay in bed.
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Old 05-09-2012, 03:56 AM
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you're bleeding and you could care less.
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when you start acting like a little pussy bitch that can't sit still and doesn't know what to do with himself.
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