Best cheap vodka

[SoulButter]

So I delved into the world of the functioning alcoholic today, and I gotta say. It's pretty damn nice. Absolut has always been my weapon of choice, but I'm not into downing expensive vodka 24/7. Im looking for cheap handles that compare to Absolut that would be conducive to all day drinking. Where's STD? : ppp

Help a brother out, what's your favorite cheap vodka?

[mafiabro]

My choice is usually Dubra but apparently its a New England brand.

[Miley Highrus]

Grey Goose. Shit is so smooth. Also at $24 a fifth you can't beat the price.

[roasted]

I dont drink anything shittier than Smirnoff--Grey Goose or Absolut are my vodka of choice though. Skyy isnt too bad either

[NamelessNom4d]

Tastes and smells a bit like rubbing alcohol but it's all good just chase it with natty and you'll be blackout drunk in no time

[888]

Prince Igor ?

[meateor]

Not ultra-ultra-cheap, but it's never NOT gotten the job done for me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svedka


Also, roughly $20 per 1.75.

[SoulButter]

Originally Posted by Slice_760

Tastes and smells a bit like rubbing alcohol but it's all good just chase it with natty and you'll be blackout drunk in no time

Ha not what I'm looking for bruh. I've had my share of hand sanitizer flavored vodka. Done with that shit. Any tried UV or Ku:L?

[The Pat-Man]

sobieski, game set match.

[SoulButter]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

sobieski, game set match.

$11 a bottle, I like the sound of that. How's the taste?

[The Pat-Man]

i like it better than expensive shit, its as vodka was intended. not exactly smooth but not overly harsh. you can tell youre drinking it.

[Vlad, King of all Vodkas]

Originally Posted by Slice_760

Tastes and smells a bit like rubbing alcohol but it's all good just chase it with natty and you'll be blackout drunk in no time

Hence my name.

[Paragon]

Absolut is cheap. Russian Standard is better. Iceberg is good. Grey Goose is awful.

[The Pat-Man]

russian standard is pretty good for the price, but sobieski is the best price/goodness ratio.

[slicknickns]

Skyy

[STD]

Originally Posted by AudioCentriX

So I delved into the world of the functioning alcoholic today, and I gotta say. It's pretty damn nice. Absolut has always been my weapon of choice, but I'm not into downing expensive vodka 24/7. Im looking for cheap handles that compare to Absolut that would be conducive to all day drinking. Where's STD? : ppp

Help a brother out, what's your favorite cheap vodka?

lolz. the answer you're looking for is Mishka. Or at least, it's the cheapest I've been able to find over here Australia-way. the Dan Murphy's six pack boxes of 700mL work out pretty well especially.

[roasted]

Stoli ftw (if we're talking about best vodkas now)

[Rainycity]

since when is absolute vodka the choice for ballers.

[STD]

Although our liquor prices are total bullshit over here, a 700mL 37.5% bottle at its' cheapest goes for around $25

Fuck my life.

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by STD

Although our liquor prices are total bullshit over here, a 700mL 37.5% bottle at its' cheapest goes for around $25

Fuck my life.

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha come to america

[Fox News]

Kirkland

[SoulButter]

Originally Posted by STD

Although our liquor prices are total bullshit over here, a 700mL 37.5% bottle at its' cheapest goes for around $25

Fuck my life.

And here I was bitching about our prices. HA!

I might give Sobieski a test run in the coming days. Also going to reintroduce myself to Smirnoff and see how that treats me.

[aquabania]

Stolychna or however the fuck its spelled

[Mordisk]

fuck vodka take xanax
then have the shakes after you run out

but honestly beer and benzos are similar but different

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Unwires

Grey Goose. Shit is so smooth. Also at $24 a fifth you can't beat the price.

ahaha thats 70 plus a bottle here, and people still drink it
I had one girl try and tell me it was high class shit, so i ashed my ciggie on that hoe

[The Pat-Man]

70 dollars for a bottle? idgaf if god pissed in that shit fuck that.

[STD]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

70 dollars for a bottle? idgaf if god pissed in that shit fuck that.

also this, im from fucking AUSTRALIA and $70 of vodka should barely get me spelling wrongly FOL

[The Duke]

Use a Brita water filter pitcher a few times to make cheap vodka taste good. Or activated charcoal through a coffee filter. Your liver will thank you.

[STEROS]

this stuff goes for $5 and some change for a 5th @ my local loser-mart.

[Sir Cornwell]

Store brand vodka is often good. A big chain can bulk buy and sell better shit for cheap.

[Actor]

Ive gotten used to the taste of popov.

[turboneger]

It doesn't even have a name.
You just walk up to the counter with four single dollar bills, or for added effect lots of loose change and ask for a "pint"

[STD]

Originally Posted by turboneger

It doesn't even have a name.
You just walk up to the counter with four single dollar bills, or for added effect lots of loose change and ask for a "pint"

Yeah I'd probably puke into a paper bag for you, my vomit is probably 50% alcohol anyways

[turboneger]

Just the fact that you vomit from alcohol tells me you're a pussy who can't handle his likker.
I haven't thrown up since 2009 except for one time when i was really dopesick

[BITCH TITZ]

Originally Posted by STEROS

this stuff goes for $5 and some change for a 5th @ my local loser-mart.

This or my local grocery store brand. Same price. What do you mean best cheap vodka? Its gonna taste like shit but who gives a fuck its to get drunk, not taste good. Just get a fuckin chaser if you're a pussy. Or even worse mix it with something. I think only kids do that though

Why would anyone spend more than $10 on vodka? What a fuckin waste of money

[Sir Cornwell]

Larger the bottle the better the deal.

A 40 or 1/2 gallon is a winner for a drunken loser.

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

Larger the bottle the better the deal.

A 40 or 1/2 gallon is a winner for a drunken loser.

a handle is pretty much half a gallon right? handles like 1.75 liters and a gallon is like 3 and a half liters give or take.

[BITCH TITZ]

I've always called 1.75l bottles half gallon

[The Pat-Man]

i had no idea how much was in a handle til i was like twenty i just knew what it looked like. same for a fifth and all that, but i guess a fifth is pretty self explanatory.

[Sir Cornwell]

They're 1.75l and some handles are even equipped w/handles.