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Okay, so the problem with me and chi was that we were so incompatible. He's currently banned from society for attempted manslaughter, whereas I'm currently banned from a relationship forum on some shitty website.

So I decided to step things up a notch. I now wear black leather, and even... smoke cigarettes.

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Old 05-08-2012, 02:46 AM
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Old 05-08-2012, 02:52 AM
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:16 AM
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has he actually been accused of attempted manslaughter? far out bro.
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:19 AM
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has he actually been accused of attempted manslaughter? far out bro.
Haha yeah. Didn't you just think he was an internet badass or something? I told you not to fuck with him. Or maybe that was someone else, I don't know.
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you are the worst poster on this site. and yes, this is coming from me, STD.
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:22 AM
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Then stop clicking my threads, fag? I don't click yours for the same reason.

"BUT IT WAS IN HOT TOPICS LOL"

Then click back, you banal fuckcunt.
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:22 AM
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Haha yeah. Didn't you just think he was an internet badass or something? I told you not to fuck with him. Or maybe that was someone else, I don't know.
Is there a thread detailing this story?

I don't really think comitting a crime like that makes you a bad ass btw. It just makes you sort of retarded.
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:23 AM
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you are the worst poster on this site. and yes, this is coming from me, STD.
Are you two fighting because you both covet the title of Zoklets Coolest Australian?
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:23 AM
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Is there a thread detailing this story?
I know him in real life. Only a few others know about it, so I'm not going to indulge in the details to the entire forum so they can just say shit like:

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I don't really think comitting a crime like that makes you a bad ass btw. It just makes you sort of retarded.
In fact, that'll be the last time I bring it up.
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I don't really think comitting a crime like that makes you a bad ass btw. It just makes you sort of retarded.
so... fucked any sheep lately?
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:24 AM
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so... fucked any sheep lately?
The only people I ever hear talk about fucking sheep are Australians.
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:27 AM
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I know him in real life. Only a few others know about it, I'm not going to indulge in the details so they can just say shit like:



In fact, that'll be the last time I bring it up.
What's wrong with saying shit like that? It's true. I've only been convicted of very petty assaults and I still feel retarded about it. I can't fathom how idiotic I'd feel if I was done for attempted manslaughter. I suppose there are mitigating circumstances where it could be bad ass, but I sincerely doubt it. I bet his motive with something petty.
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:28 AM
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I hope he at least gave you a reach around.
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"BUT IT WAS IN HOT TOPICS LOL"

Then click back, you banal fuckcunt.
I read this in the guy that is your avatar's voice.
That was superb.
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:29 AM
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:35 AM
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attempted manslaughter is murder you idiot. manslaughter is when you kill without prior intent to do so. like in an accident or thru stupidity and disregard for basic safety.

murder is where you intend to kill the victim, even if the intent was only for a split second before you actually attacked. so if you attempted to kill someone then you had intent to do so.
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:37 AM
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What's wrong with saying shit like that? It's true. I've only been convicted of very petty assaults and I still feel retarded about it. I can't fathom how idiotic I'd feel if I was done for attempted manslaughter. I suppose there are mitigating circumstances where it could be bad ass, but I sincerely doubt it. I bet his motive with something petty.
Dude, you're coming up with worse and worse reasons to emasculate wtac.

"Oooh, chi's sending threats to people on a forum. What a badass. "
"Oooh, chi's been sent to prison for attempted manslaughter. What a badass. "
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:54 AM
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the most annoying posters, megakush, duke of zion / slag, std, and blunderstar
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:55 AM
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How am I annoying? Tell me specifically and I'll stop it.
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He's currently banned from society for attempted manslaughter, whereas I'm currently banned from a relationship forum on some shitty website.
Christ, you were banned from LLR?!
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What city are you in, Blunderful?
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attempted manslaughter might be the faggiest charge i've ever heard of, including men charged with sodomizing men.
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hahawhat manslaughter, did it make the news?
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attempted manslaughter might be the faggiest charge i've ever heard of, including men charged with sodomizing men.
actually yeah, manslaughter is essentially murder without intent. how do you attempt to do anything unintentionally?
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There are different types of manslaughter, that's all I'll say.
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attempted manslaughter might be the faggiest charge i've ever heard of, including men charged with sodomizing men.
Excuse me, but posting negatively in What's Good is against the rules. Mods have to follow the rules because they have to set a good example for hahaha I don't even know if this is satire anymore.
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wait, so as much as you obsess about WTAC, i assumed you guys were like best friends. This whole time you were giving him the vbulletin equivalent of blowjobs, he didn't even like you?

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