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Old 05-07-2012, 10:13 PM
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how I met your mother - "get your other hand off my ass"
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Episode 8: "Natural History"

Ted: You look gross when you cry. You know that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Oh my God, you have a monocle! Is this real? Is this really happening? Good luck killing James Bond.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: If I wanted to make it personal, I'd call you a bored little trophy wife who likes to play activist when the shops on Fifth Ave are closed.
Zoey: You're going down.
Ted: Down where? To the yacht club? I'd love to, but wait I'm half Jewish, is that going to be a problem?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zoey: Ted, this is my husband.
Ted: So Captain how did you get that name?
The Captain: I gave it to myself. A real man chooses his real name.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: You wanna dance? Let's dance.
Barney: I live for the dance
Robin: Get your other hand, off my ass.
Barney: Sorry, sorry.

• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: I didn't realize you were small potatoes, and to be clear I am referring to your testicles.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0


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That show isn't funny though
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Old 05-08-2012, 01:02 PM
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This isn't even remotely funny.
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Old 05-09-2012, 03:15 PM
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it was when i was watching it.
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Old 05-09-2012, 04:49 PM
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Terrible show. Its almost worse than justified.
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it was when i was watching it.
Perhaps you suffer from a condition called "faggot".
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:11 PM
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I was channel flipping and saw a hot chick in a museum... then this scene happened.

@GB - Whats the issue here, I have never been anything but civil to you. Mature a little. Thank you.
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:11 PM
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^lol fair enough I'm just playing.
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Thank you. FYI that show is deffinately a chick flick.
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:48 PM
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I was channel flipping and saw a hot chick in a museum... then this scene happened.

@GB - Whats the issue here, I have never been anything but civil to you. Mature a little. Thank you.
Ghost's on his period, and about to be on my ignore list.

You like funny TV quotes, I suggest you watch Fox News.
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That show fucking sucks ass. I hate how little faggots are always talking about "how I met your mother" and "the big bang theory."

Those shows are about as entertaining as stubbing your toe in the middle of the night.
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Ghost's on his period, and about to be on my ignore list.

You like funny TV quotes, I suggest you watch Fox News.


Holy shit I made you mad with my comments on nigger pride.
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:55 PM
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Nah, you're just a retard. I wouldn't give you the satisfaction of a serious reply from me.
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Nah, you're just a retard. I wouldn't give you the satisfaction of a serious reply from me.
Go ahead and try to rebuttal my post. You can't. And we both know it.
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Old 05-09-2012, 06:06 PM
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Go ahead and try to rebuttal my post. You can't. And we both know it.
Everything you've said in this thread is a matter of personal taste. You can't rebut opinions. You're not right about anything so far, but there is no "right" here so that's ok. :\
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Everything you've said in this thread is a matter of personal taste. You can't rebut opinions. You're not right about anything so far, but there is no "right" here so that's ok. :\
Well the post I was telling him to rebuttal wasn't ITT so herp DERP hurp to you good sir
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