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05-07-2012, 06:24 AM
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Blasting out diarrhoea
True story bitches, just blasted out some nice baby-yellow coloured gravy into the throne. Oh yeah. Helping me keep my ripped abs.
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05-07-2012, 06:27 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
You win The Game.
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05-07-2012, 06:29 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
i blast out shit a lot, however very rarely and i might add again, very rarely do i blast out diarrhea
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05-07-2012, 06:29 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
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Please stop making shitty threads STD. No pun intended.
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05-07-2012, 06:31 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
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is he made out of shit?
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05-07-2012, 06:35 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
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This thread is an insult to me and my people.
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You black?
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05-07-2012, 06:35 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
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I fucking wish 
And thanks for reminding me, better be off to the liquor store before they close. 1/2 bottle of vodka just won't cut it tonight. <3
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05-07-2012, 07:40 AM
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Duke
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
YEAH BOI just blasted out some moar nice yellow sludge, sprayed that shit (lol) all over the toilet bowl. Of course broke surface tension with toilet paper so I didn't get ghastly shit-water splashback on my ass and balls. FUCK. LOL. I'm such a faggot.
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05-07-2012, 07:49 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
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Got more booze I see
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Yeah, haven't started drinking though ( ). I guess that kinda indicates my current mental state, anyways I'm gonna start drinking now.
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05-07-2012, 07:53 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
ok there goes my first glass of vodka for the night <3<3
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05-07-2012, 08:04 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
vodka shits can be terrible
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05-07-2012, 08:06 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
This thread is just..
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05-07-2012, 08:14 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
Gatorade, ginger, garlic, greek yogurt
... these things will be your friends until it passes. Best of wishes
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05-07-2012, 05:09 PM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
There was this one time I had a rush of diarrhea while I'm out, so I had to rush back home to do it. I just don;t feel comfortable doing it on foreign bowls.
So I managed to get back home into my shower room before the pressure built up to a dangerous level and overwhelmed my sphincter, I was beginning to ''leak'' .....
so I just dropped my pants and undy round my knees and RELEASE !!!! Needless to say .... everything that was my assdown ..... and the wall behind me was covered in the most beautiful abstract artwork of brown I've seen so far ....
That was the first time I shat standing up, which was a something I've never thought of being possible before and it taught something new about my body,
that is you can shit without as good as you can with sitting down or squatting,
and eversince that incident I've been experimenting with a variety of new and unconventional and more convenient ways to shit.
I've tried shitting standing up but bolts of normal shit whould just slither between your crack and leave oily brown slime behind, not ideal.
After numerous trial and error, I found the best way to shit is the intermediate between being fully seated and standing, that way you can avoid bowl-ass contact and minimize shits smearing your ass cheek.
Now everytime I have to shit in public washrooms I just took one leg out of my pants and put one of my leg on the tank or toilet roll holder, bending over a little bit [like how dogs would when they pee on a fireplug] and just shit.
Most convenient way ever.
That fateful diarrhea on that fateful day, it was really good. It was informative, educational, artistic, inspiring, and eye opening ....
IT WAS A LIKE REVELATION. ON SHITS AND HOW TO DO IT, FAST AND RIGHT.
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05-07-2012, 05:13 PM
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Duke
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
I have shat the bed a couple times after dexing. Mudbutt I call it. Do you guys know about sharting? It's when you go for the fart, but shit comes out.
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05-07-2012, 11:04 PM
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Duke
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
Oh yeah, waking up with a load ready to go is how I fucking liek it.
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05-07-2012, 11:21 PM
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Duke
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
Damn I think I'm about to blast some right now.
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05-08-2012, 12:39 AM
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Duke
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
Fuck it's not even 11AM and yet I'm about to go in for round 5 AND THERE'S NO FUCKING TOILET PAPER
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05-08-2012, 12:50 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
YEAH BOI number 5, nice and runny kinda like pissing out my asshole. Maybe next time I'll take pics for you <3
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05-08-2012, 01:01 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
Awesome thread. Would read again. But next time you post it learn how to spell diarrhea.
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05-08-2012, 01:02 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
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YEAH BOI just blasted out some moar nice yellow sludge, sprayed that shit (lol) all over the toilet bowl. Of course broke surface tension with toilet paper so I didn't get ghastly shit-water splashback on my ass and balls. FUCK. LOL. I'm such a faggot.
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No one wants shit-water spalshback on their ass and balls bro.
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05-08-2012, 02:39 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
Hey OP picks or it didn't happen.
Just dropped that off a few minutes ago... Had the shits all day.
Enjoy. 
Al
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05-08-2012, 03:53 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
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Hey OP picks or it didn't happen.
Just dropped that off a few minutes ago... Had the shits all day.
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and there i was worrying i wouldn't be able to squirt out any moar, looks like this baby is back in business. BRB.
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05-08-2012, 04:01 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
FFFFFUCK my asshole is quite raw at the moment and it burns
anybody wanna rim me?
also, #6 derp derp
didn't take a photo coz i'm too afraid of dropping the camera into my own shit
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05-08-2012, 04:25 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
^Sissy...
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05-08-2012, 04:48 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
I am in disbelief at the existence of this thread.
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05-08-2012, 04:51 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
i blow shits
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05-08-2012, 04:59 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
faaaaark i can hear the stuff gurgliung around inside my belly, this gonna get messy bitches. considered taking a shit out the window for the lulz but decided against it.
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05-08-2012, 11:59 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
FUCK YEAH kiddos, blasted out #7 diarrhoea about half an hour ago before I started drinking again.
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05-08-2012, 03:09 PM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
^Allot of talk with nothing to back it up... STD you lying son.
Al
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05-08-2012, 03:17 PM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
nigga true story BRO, though it is nao 01:16AM on Wednesday so let's call it 7x shots of wet shit on Tuesday, let's see if I can defeeat that pathetic statistic this WednesdaY.
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05-08-2012, 03:21 PM
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nigga true story BRO, though it is nao 01:16AM on Wednesday so let's call it 7x shots of wet shit on Tuesday, let's see if I can defeeat that pathetic statistic this WednesdaY.
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Pics or it didn't happen Bro, You gotta back yo shit up.
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05-08-2012, 03:38 PM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
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Pics or it didn't happen Bro, You gotta back yo shit up.
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yeah yeah slut maaybe, we'll see how drunk i get
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05-08-2012, 03:40 PM
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yeah yeah slut maaybe, we'll see how drunk i get
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05-09-2012, 03:05 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
awwyeah looks like i got more mud ready to sling today biatchez
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05-09-2012, 05:55 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
k it turned out to be fairly solid, but hopefully i'm cookin' up a nice brew right about now
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05-09-2012, 05:04 PM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
I love chilli, but my ass doesnt.
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05-10-2012, 03:19 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
fuck yeah more today, i really do win at intestines
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05-10-2012, 03:23 AM
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
i was blasting out turds today at a regular pace, but no diarrhea
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Re: Blasting out diarrhoea
I can't believe you wasted that shit on a toilet. Liquid shits like the one you described make grade-A jenk.
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