touch from ex

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

So an ex of mine has agreed to give me therapeutic touch, at the average going prices because I've got serious touch hunger and psychological issues that TM helps with.

We've been good friends for a long time, and save one tragically isolated incident, there's been no casual sex. We've talked about it several times, and she generally says she's just not down for it. Says it wouldn't be fair to bond like that with someone who isn't going to be her kid's father. (I didn't sire the kid - single moms - ) But she is single right now, and I'm desperate. I don't want to do anything unethical, and I want to remain friends; think there's any way I could talk my way into making some massages into some handjobs or more? Or is it just not worth even bothering?

[Mirana]

You're doing it wrong. Don't pay that bitch SHIT.

If you wanna get laid shes gotta know you have money to buy her things if you want sex.

lmao "average going prices"

[slicknickns]

does it involve her sucking your dick?

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Originally Posted by slicknickns

does it involve her sucking your dick?

I wish. She's broke as hell so desperate for $$$.

[Lollygagger]

Yes you are wasting your time.

[RealGangstaAssNigga]

Originally Posted by Alpheus

We've been good friends for a long time

Lol, a good friend of yours is charging you for a massage. My female friends wouldn't hesitate if I just asked politely. You suck.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Originally Posted by RealGangstaAssNigga

Lol, a good friend of yours is charging you for a massage. My female friends wouldn't hesitate if I just asked politely. You suck.

Ya tell me something I don't know brah.

[BITCH TITZ]

ur lucky no matter how many times I even call or text my ex drunk as fuck she doesn't answer I wish I could get a touch from ex but wouldn't pay for it

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

ur lucky no matter how many times I even call or text my ex drunk as fuck she doesn't answer I wish I could get a touch from ex but wouldn't pay for it

Well she has yet to actually give me a massage, supposedly next week though, and I believe her, that she's not just feeling sorry me in that I'm such a terrible anxious loser that I can't even go in for a professional massage. I've tried - and I chicken out every time, I get this visceral repulsion.

Awkward erection part should be lulz though since there's no way in hell I'll be able to stay flaccid as my body still remembers every time mmm yeah. I can't seem to avoid the vain hope she'll feel sorry for me and stroke me off, even though I know it won't happen and it's probably for the best.

What I should do is go downtown and find me a methed out hooker who'll do $10 handjobs.

Fuck man.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Mmmm yeah, I can always dream like an idiot.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Im in downtown right now, the methed out hookers are $30..

[MediumD]

Originally Posted by Alpheus

idiot.

Yep, first thing you got right in this thread.

Originally Posted by Kwinnie Bogan

Im in downtown right now, the methed out hookers are $30..

AUD vs USD is fairly close these days, and $30USD is a bit high for a BJ from a low quality hooker (generally not meth, but heroin here,) but a rather good rate for Full Service. For a handjob, who the FUCK would bother hiring a hooker for a handjob, other than quadriplegics or hand-amputees??

[Leshrac]

If you're in the US, order scopolamine from mexico.

8 to 10 mg in a glass of whatever you'll gladly offer her for kindly visiting you and things get rolling.

She'll be an obedient sex slave for about 24 hours, pass out and wake up (generally) after 24-30 hours with no memory (scopolamine zaps out the portion of the brain allowing someone to remember things).

Advice 1) NO ALCOHOL or it will have completely opposite effects, the chick will go batshit insane on you.

Advice 2) DO NOT EVER GO OVER 12 mg or risk having to deal with a dead body. Lethal dose is usually around 16-20 but females have a lower tolerance level.

Advice 3) Bring her back at her place before the effects wear off and order her to relax and sleep.

If all goes right she'll even phone you when she wakes up to apologize for not coming (your part of the job being to convince her she "dreamed up" the part where she came to your place).

[NTP]

Originally Posted by Leshrac

If you're in the US, order scopolamine from mexico.

8 to 10 mg in a glass of whatever you'll gladly offer her for kindly visiting you and things get rolling.

She'll be an obedient sex slave for about 24 hours, pass out and wake up (generally) after 24-30 hours with no memory (scopolamine zaps out the portion of the brain allowing someone to remember things).

Advice 1) NO ALCOHOL or it will have completely opposite effects, the chick will go batshit insane on you.

Advice 2) DO NOT EVER GO OVER 12 mg or risk having to deal with a dead body. Lethal dose is usually around 16-20 but females have a lower tolerance level.

Advice 3) Bring her back at her place before the effects wear off and order her to relax and sleep.

If all goes right she'll even phone you when she wakes up to apologize for not coming (your part of the job being to convince her she "dreamed up" the part where she came to your place).

Lol yeah it MIGHT work until the part where she wakes up. She will remember being totally coherent while you offer he a drink and next thing she knows she wakes up.

[Leshrac]

Originally Posted by NTP

Lol yeah it MIGHT work until the part where she wakes up. She will remember being totally coherent while you offer he a drink and next thing she knows she wakes up.

The good thing about that drug is that the affected person can not realize they've been drugged.

It fucks around with the perception of reality. Whatever you'll end up seeing/doing while high on that will seem perfectly normal and coherent, even if in reality you have squat control over what goes on.

It's pretty interesting shit and I've experienced with it a few times, ran a sort of "clinical trial" of sorts on friends who were willing to test it and it worked on 6 cases out of 7. One couldn't even remember we emptied his bank account for shits and giggles.

[Miley Highrus]

How quickly one can go from paying for sex to be accused of poisoning/rape.

[unstableasatable]

dont chase replace

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Well nothing happened save an ok massage. For a badly obese woman whose big career plan is 'sell my friendship for money' (ie only one step up from prostitution, which she would have done several times in her life if she wasn't so obese) you'd think she would have solicited me or something. Damn I'm a stupid looser.