I bet half of Zoklet owns this bumper sticker.

[ZappaFan]

[ZappaFan]

Or this one...

[Shrike]

Is a bumper sticker better or worse than a tramp stamp? Your're driving or walking around with some stupid slogan or picture stuck on your ass, thinking you're a clever unique flower when you're really worse than trash. At least trash is delicious for bacteria to eat.

[HampTheToker]

Lolololol.

Even my grandma lold.

[Tokerface]

I thought this was going to be some sort of 'men are better than women' sticker. /disappointment

[Zanick]

I don't have a car

[Tachosomoza]

I don't put bumper stickers on my car. I see too many people with 'W' or Kerry-Edwards stickers from 2004 that they couldn't get off.

[whocares]

i haz a bumper sticker that says "if you pull me over you gonna get shot"

and i wonder why i get patrol cars calling backup during a traffic stop everytime

[whocares]

Dubya did more damage in 8 years than Obama or anyone could ever fix in 50 years.

[CountBlah]

[HampTheToker]

Originally Posted by whocares

Dubya did more damage in 8 years than Obama or anyone could ever fix in 50 years.

whocares

[HampTheToker]

Originally Posted by muffins

whocares

[Shrike]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

You sound like the type of person that walks around quoting Fight Club to try to make people feel bad about themselves.

Fight Club has some pretty interesting things to say tbh. Same with 'alternative' comedians, like Doug Stanhope, George Carlin etc in that the status quo and the accepted path through life now is actually fucking shit.

And by the by, I don't recall seeing many, if any at all, bumper stickers on cars here. It's probably one of the most sterotypical things you could do to mark yourself out as a moronic redneck american. We have successfully imported the tramp stamp though, thanks guys.

[STEROS]

nobody ever calls obama a honky or a cracker.

i think that's unfair.

[tomjonesa22]

My dad would beat my ass and take it off he loves his cars more than us

[1983]

I gave away a bumper sticker to a lawyer I used to know... "Bad cop! No Doughnut!"

The only other one I have in use right now says "I miss my X... But my aim's improving."
That one is stuck to the side of my brain bucket so the guys at work get a laugh out of it.

Al

[moron]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

I don't put bumper stickers on my car. I see too many people with 'W' or Kerry-Edwards stickers from 2004 that they couldn't get off.

It's all about chrome letters. I worked at an autobody shop for a little while and grabbed a bunch of them. I don't have any on my car right now but I've mixed and matched to spell random words before, it's hilarious because it looks official at first glance

Originally Posted by Shrike

the accepted path through life now is actually fucking shit

It's true. No way am I falling for that garbage!

Originally Posted by Shrike

And by the by, I don't recall seeing many, if any at all, bumper stickers on cars here. It's probably one of the most sterotypical things you could do to mark yourself out as a moronic redneck american. We have successfully imported the tramp stamp though, thanks guys.

Where is "here"?
You're sadly mistaken if you think bumper stickers are some sort of redneck phenomenon; those stickers are bought by all sorts of self righteous motherfuckers.

[Shrike]

Originally Posted by moron

It's true. No way am I falling for that garbage!

Oh yeah no doubt it's pretty hard to avoid getting stuck in some shitty job.

Where is "here"?
You're sadly mistaken if you think bumper stickers are some sort of redneck phenomenon; those stickers are bought by all sorts of self righteous motherfuckers.

The United Kingdom of Great Britishshire. You sometimes see them on like ricemobiles or the odd big pickup truck but really no other ordinary car owner here feels the need to affix slogans to their bumper.

I did see one of those fish things on the back of a car the other day, which was pretty weird. Christians here are usually much more reserved about such things. I guess because there's a 200-year old church every 10 feet they're not so insecure about their religion? I dunno.

[The Pat-Man]

my friends bumper sticker says unmarked police vehicle, its pretty lolz.

[Tachosomoza]

Originally Posted by STEROS

nobody ever calls obama a honky or a cracker.

i think that's unfair.

Does he look like any honky or cracker you know? Race in this country is a construct based on phenotype. If people walk into a room and see him, they are going to say he's a light skinned black guy, not a dark skinned white guy. Relatively dark skin + generally African features = black, in America.

Simply put, he wouldn't have been allowed to sit at the front of the bus.

[Daily]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

Race in this country is a construct based on phenotype.

I thought it's a social construct.

[Tachosomoza]

Originally Posted by Daily

I thought it's a social construct.

Do you want to join the cyclops crew?

[Daily]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

Do you want to join the cyclops crew?

Who's in it, apart from you?

[Tachosomoza]

You when I poke your eye out with my dick.

[STEROS]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

Does he look like any honky or cracker you know? Race in this country is a construct based on phenotype. If people walk into a room and see him, they are going to say he's a light skinned black guy, not a dark skinned white guy. Relatively dark skin + generally African features = black, in America.

Simply put, he wouldn't have been allowed to sit at the front of the bus.

i know exactly what you're talking about.

people are so fucking stupid.

[Playground Legend]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

I don't.

I have a bumper sticker that says FUBAR.

Touche! Mine says BUFU.

[julianf]

nope. Dont have it

[SHARP]

^^Me neither, I have a bumper sticker that says "If you can read this, you're too close, please keep your distance for everybody's safety, thank you very much. "...

It works really well, people can read it from pretty damn far away...

Either that, or they can read the imprint that says "No, I'm serious, you're too close motherfucker, stop tailgating me or you'll be removed from existence!" written in really tiny letters on the muzzle of the rear facing 20mm auto cannon I have installed in my trunk...