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Old 04-30-2012, 08:14 AM
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We don't get Popeyes in the UK, but KFC is superior to any other chicken restaurant, including Nando's.

If you go to the grotty part of any city, there'll be streets where every terraced house has been divided up into flats and had a tiny fried chicken restaurant shoehorned into the ground floor:

They're always called things like Chicken Cottage, Chicken Corner, Southern Fried Chicken, Kennedy Fried Chicken, Go-Go Chicken, Dallas Chicken, Chicken Crisis, Dixie Chicken, Texas Chicken etc.

Essentially all of East London is made from this kind of fried chicken shop.
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Old 04-30-2012, 08:18 AM
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We don't get Popeyes in the UK, but KFC is superior to any other chicken restaurant, including Nando's.
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Old 04-30-2012, 04:10 PM
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Our KFC is made to a different recipe than yours, and besides, I'm incredibly rich.
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Old 05-01-2012, 01:58 PM
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There's one in town,I've never seen a white person in there and i've been walkin past most days for 5years...put's me off...

Is it halal or something?
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:10 PM
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I'd assume so, almost all fast-food places in asian/black communities are.
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I just ate some fried chicken.
The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm.
Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apoligized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the asshole puckering rythmically with terror. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect PENIS into the stallion's defenseless asshole. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

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We don't get Popeyes in the UK, but KFC is superior to any other chicken restaurant, including Nando's.

If you go to the grotty part of any city, there'll be streets where every terraced house has been divided up into flats and had a tiny fried chicken restaurant shoehorned into the ground floor:

They're always called things like Chicken Cottage, Chicken Corner, Southern Fried Chicken, Kennedy Fried Chicken, Go-Go Chicken, Dallas Chicken, Chicken Crisis, Dixie Chicken, Texas Chicken etc.

Essentially all of East London is made from this kind of fried chicken shop.
same here, there's about 200 of the things in our town. the only thing they're good for is if you're really broke and just need a quick munch for like 1.99.
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I dont have Popeyes where I am, but KFC isnt too bad. Ive found their value to be increasing over the years.

Although I do have a Chicken Express near where I am, and theyre a lot better
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Although I do have a Chicken Express near where I am, and theyre a lot better
I think popeyes has slightly better chicken (spicy batter > all), but I still go to Chicken Express for the fried okra.

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I like the Peruvian Rotissary shops too...
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