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Old 05-09-2012, 02:14 AM
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So I want to know where to find a easy chick and just the right things to say. Nobody invites me to anything, so parties won't work. Clubs just suck. It's summer break for all the colleges around. I can get numbers at least, but they always stop responding after the first text or give me random numbers. Help me get laid Zoklet!
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Old 05-09-2012, 02:17 AM
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Honestly?

www.okcupid.com

Have fun getting HPV like I did.
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Old 05-09-2012, 02:20 AM
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Depends what you look like brah. I usually go to clubs/EDM shows and just talk to people. Be friendly and have drugs, and you should be set.
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Old 05-09-2012, 06:52 PM
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Bend from the knees.
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Old 05-09-2012, 07:51 PM
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1.) Get room in cheapest sleaziest looking hotel around
2.) Get six pack of beer & cheap smokes
3.) Stand outside smoking & drinking every 10 minutes or so, commercials on tv breaks or work nice
4.) The pimps/whores/dealers and such will find you, or strike up conversations with other people you see loafing around

If this doesn't work you're not in a big/sleazy enough city.
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Old 05-09-2012, 07:55 PM
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Yet another thread where aliens try to trick zoklet users into explaining human interaction for their takeover attempts.

I refuse to believe that anyone is this sad and pathetic.

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Honestly?

www.okcupid.com

Have fun getting HPV like I did.
Who the fuck doesn't have HPV, seriously.
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:00 PM
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Yet another thread where aliens try to trick zoklet users into explaining human interaction for their takeover attempts.

I refuse to believe that anyone is this sad and pathetic.
Take a look around man.
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:08 PM
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Just buy a fleshlight. Preferably this one:

http://www.fleshlight.com/alien/

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Old 05-09-2012, 11:17 PM
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There isn't a really an exact formula. You can take a lot of angles and everyone finds their own. One example is you can be the bad ass or the nice guy. That is one of many many dimensions though. It is very complicated and very simple at the same time.

You seem to not be fearful which is most people problem so your off to a good start. The only thing you can really do is keep trying and try to analyze yourself what you are doing wrong.

If I were to say one thing is carry yourself confidently. Try to imitate the persona of you know you are the fucking shit. You are by far the best mate in the room and area. But you would never show it. Girls like that.
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Old 05-10-2012, 01:03 AM
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I keep a confident body language and make eye contact. I dress with outstanding style and use body spray. I go for the badass image, as I found out the hard way, nice guys aren't even in the race. What kills my game is the small talk. Occasionally I get a girl laughing at everything I say but not touching me. I fall apart after the environment-based chatter and observational jokes. Wat say?
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Old 05-10-2012, 01:12 AM
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I keep a confident body language and make eye contact. I dress with outstanding style and use body spray. I go for the badass image, as I found out the hard way, nice guys aren't even in the race. What kills my game is the small talk. Occasionally I get a girl laughing at everything I say but not touching me. I fall apart after the environment-based chatter and observational jokes. Wat say?
I would suggest using drugs such as alcohol or bezos to loosen your personality. Your just overthinking it. Try to go witht he flow more.
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Old 05-10-2012, 01:18 AM
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I keep a confident body language and make eye contact. I dress with outstanding style and use body spray. I go for the badass image, as I found out the hard way, nice guys aren't even in the race. What kills my game is the small talk. Occasionally I get a girl laughing at everything I say but not touching me. I fall apart after the environment-based chatter and observational jokes. Wat say?
This is me. We might be the same person. And yeah, alcohol brah.
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Old 05-11-2012, 02:46 PM
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The internet dood.

In my experience the bitches on POF are more likely down to meet/fuck then OKC.
All you need is a car and money, or the appearance that you have money.
Find one that lives close to you, take her out to eat then suggest going back to your place for a movie( this is the universal code for I want to fuck you on my mom's couch)These girls are so flattered that you took them to the Olive Garden that they feel obligated to fuck you (A girl told me this once afterwards)
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Old 05-11-2012, 03:42 PM
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be yourself.
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Old 05-14-2012, 10:57 PM
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be yourself.
Not the best suggestion OP.
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Old 05-14-2012, 10:59 PM
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girls are so flattered that you took them to the Olive Garden that they feel obligated to fuck you (A girl told me this once afterwards)
when she told you, did you make this face?

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Old 05-14-2012, 11:23 PM
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All women are sluts.

You just gotta know how to release their inner slut
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Old 05-15-2012, 11:41 PM
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Honestly?

www.okcupid.com

Have fun getting HPV like I did.
loool.

did u not use protection?
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Old 05-15-2012, 11:53 PM
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All women are sluts.

You just gotta know how to release their inner slut
Lol virgin.
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Old 05-18-2012, 08:10 PM
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How about diners in the early hours? Girls leave clubs and go out to eat. Already pretty drunk.
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Old 05-18-2012, 10:17 PM
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How about diners in the early hours? Girls leave clubs and go out to eat. Already pretty drunk.
This is the kind of thinking I'm looking for.

How do some guys bang a chick every time they go out? I'm often hearing about how easy it was to get some girl in bed. There must be something they're doing in common besides being super hot. Or is it just alcohol?
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Old 05-18-2012, 10:23 PM
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Wish I had found this out earlier.



This is the kind of thinking I'm looking for.

How do some guys bang a chick every time they go out? I'm often hearing about how easy it was to get some girl in bed. There must be something they're doing in common besides being super hot. Or is it just alcohol?
Alcohol. Definately. I was in a relationship for 4 years straight, then we broke up. I went drinking EVERY SINGLE NIGHT with my buddy, and EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I brought a different girl home.. for like 3 months. I just fed them fuckloads of drinks and voila.. home with me. It also helps if you don't live with your mommy.
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Try joining different groups and things in you area that girls would be interested in. Charities, dancing, gardening and other assorted faggotry.
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Clubs just suck.
I'm sorry that's like saying that you want to swim but you don't want to get wet

Clubs/pubs/etc are pretty much a goldmine for vagina, it just takes a bit of time to get into the swing of things (hint: drugs and alcohol help A LOT.)
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How do some guys bang a chick every time they go out? I'm often hearing about how easy it was to get some girl in bed. There must be something they're doing in common besides being super hot. Or is it just alcohol?
Yeah they're doing something called "lying" to impress their boys
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