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Default Most disgusting thing you've eaten (while drunk/high) that tasted good at the time.

I've heard of people having worst "drunchies" than munchies. I'm not sure which is worse, but the decision making is obviously clouded.

For me, I was smoking alone, and had very little to eat. I looked in the fridge and saw this huge ass container of Macaroni Salad from Walmart. I took it out, and started to consume it. It tasted kinda bland. So I looked in my cupboards for some sort of seasoning. Instead, I found a box of Fruity Pebbles.

I dumped the entire box into the container of Macaroni Salad and proceeded to enjoy. The combination of sweetness, and saltiness was great at the time. I tried it the next day sober and gagged.
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Old 05-09-2012, 08:19 PM
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I ate at a chili's once.
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I'm sure we had this thread on Totse.

I once bought twenty chicken wings after a poly-drug-fuelled night out. I decided they were a bit dry so I poured milk over them. I ate about half and left the rest in the cardboard box on the floor, which subsequently leaked chicken-milk all over the carpet.
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I lol'd at chicken-milk
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Old 05-09-2012, 08:42 PM
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Clif bars. Delicious when you're high or hiking (or highking?) but taste like warm diaper contents any other time. Same with Armour "potted meat product".

Also one time, I was stoned and had nothing to eat except a jar of that awful dollar-store cheese spread....Ate the entire thing with my finger. Tried it again sober and it tasted like salty wax.
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Old 05-09-2012, 09:04 PM
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Old 05-09-2012, 09:10 PM
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This one time freshman year in college I came back to my dorm drunk and high and was hungry, but I didn't really have any snacks. So I combined what I had into this fucked up casserole kinda thing.

It's hard for me to remember, but I believe it consisted of oatmeal, hot sauce, and crushed m&m's all mixed together and heated up. I remember it tasting pretty good but then I saw the remnants inside the bowl the next day and was instantly disgusted... lol
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Old 05-09-2012, 09:13 PM
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Clif bars. Delicious when you're high or hiking (or highking?) but taste like warm diaper contents any other time.
The fuck are you talking about, Clif bars are delicious at any time.
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Old 05-09-2012, 09:16 PM
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I remember finding a pack of cheese doritos with a use by date from 1997 in like 2006. They were definitely stale but the flavour was still there so fuck it I ate them, didn't seem to do anything bad to me
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Old 05-09-2012, 09:31 PM
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Pickled Pigs Feet right out of the jar.

Wasn't bad, actually.
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Old 05-09-2012, 09:36 PM
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During a particularly baked night I mixed some mayonnaise and tuna and started eating it on crackers. That got boring quickly so I started covering every one in Worcestershire sauce. The girl I was with kept calling me disgusting
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Old 05-09-2012, 10:05 PM
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Hammered out of my brain, I was walking through town. Hungry as fuck. And there it was, my gift from the heavens. Right there in the dumpster of a supermarket. Yep.

Honestly though, it wasn't that bad. It was a BOX of Kinder Bueno's that had like, 20-something bars. Still all packaged and wrapped up, sitting on top of the other garbage. Probably thrown out because they expired by a day or something. We ate them all. It was gooood. We managed to fish out some other boxes of cookies, but those Bueno's were mucho bueno.

I now always keep a close eye at those containers.

Another thing that is absolutely fucking AWESOME when you have the munchies (I get mad hungry from alcohol) is 'kapsalon' (= barbershop). It's like, a layer of fries, döner meat with melted cheese on top, topped with salad and green peppers. Absolutely bomb.



I don't know why I posted that under 'disgusting things'.
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Old 05-09-2012, 10:15 PM
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Bleah. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? I mean, I can understand if you're like completely-obliterated-smashed-drunk, but eating nasty shit just because you're high and have the munchies?

What the fuck? Don't you have any self-control at all?
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Old 05-09-2012, 10:31 PM
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Bleah. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? I mean, I can understand if you're like completely-obliterated-smashed-drunk, but eating nasty shit just because you're high and have the munchies?

What the fuck? Don't you have any self-control at all?
...but sometimes the nasty shit just tastes good when you're high
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Old 05-09-2012, 10:49 PM
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...but sometimes the nasty shit just tastes good when you're high
Maybe I'm just not adventurous. I can understand wanting to eat - but some of this shit? Hoooo, boy!

Then again, it might just be me. I made a thread a while back - for some reason - a pet peeve of mine has always been getting high with friends and then, them being like "BADURR! SNACKS, COOKIES, CHIPS!"

I guess I just don't like to pig out when I'm stoned.

I'm the broken one. Not you guys. I'm just projecting.
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:00 PM
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:50 PM
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ramen noodles fried with butter and eggs
What? That's delicious.
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Old 05-10-2012, 03:52 AM
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fuck that doner looks good, i miss europe.
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Old 05-10-2012, 03:57 AM
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The fuck are you talking about, Clif bars are delicious at any time.
would thank but youre at 666 so ill leave it.

me and my roommate once got a really good afternoon drunk going and being in college we had nothing better to do but go to the grocery store. we decided that wed never bought a coconut before and itd be a great bonding experience to buy one that day. we bought it and took it home, broke it open but spilled the water all over the place, and proceeded to make the best recipe we could think of at the time; rice with a shitload of coconut chunks/shavings in it.

it was fucking terrible in every way from taste to texture and i still sometimes get that gross taste in my mouth when im eating rice these days.

edit: forgot it tasted good the first bite, we thought we had something good and made a shit ton of it. few bites later we realized our mistake and we had a massive pot full of the shit.

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Anyone ever ate a butthole while drunk/high?
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Old 05-10-2012, 04:32 AM
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would thank but youre at 666 so ill leave it.
Now he's at 667
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I don't get munchies
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Wasabi poofs.

It was the only thing left and everyone was high as hell and was eating them even though everyone knew they tasted like absolute shit
it was an unspoken understanding
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i've had friends eat their own vomit chunks
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i've had friends eat their own vomit chunks
People do this a lot on psychs, particularly the expensive and rare or otherwise valuable ones like mescaline. I've never done it personally, I hate vomiting and can't bring myself to do it in the first place, even though it does relieve nausea.
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I'm sure I've eaten the most fucked up combinations while blacked out on Xanax but of course I don't remember any of it, a friend of mine has a picture of me when I was completely fucked up on like 10+ mg and I was eating a whole beefsteak tomato with my hands, one of the big ones, my entire face was covered in seeds and pulp and tomato skin with both of my hands dripping in tomato juice and I was wearing a white t-shirt at the time.

I'm getting some dank nugs later today so I'll be sure to get real high later and make something fucked up in honor of this thread.
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tuna salad made with jelly instead of mayo

a wine glass with brown sugar, honey, and blueberries in the bottom of it, then it filled to the brim with vodka.
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