Hiding drugs inside of sex toys.

[Actor]

If you're transporting some drugs I think a good hiding place would be inside some sex toys. When they ask to search just reluctantly say yeah and when they find the sex toys they won't want to touch it and they'll think thats what youre acting nervous about.

Maybe like jack off before you leave and put some semen on it, and maybe put some pornography in there as well.

[dead]

They will literally go up into your ass themselves if they suspect you have something, you think they won't touch a vibrator?

[aquabania]

Originally Posted by dead

They will literally go up into your ass themselves if they suspect you have something, you think they won't touch a vibrator?

That is true. But if they're on the fence about it, they'd rather not dig through a shit-stained rubber dong.

On the other hand cops are generally repressed faggots so they might be into it.

[Retard Synrdome]

You could like... Hide the drugs inside a buttplug, and then...

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[crimsonsmoke]

Hide drugs in sex toys, hide sex toys in anus, hide anus in adult diaper.

[crackhead]

Or you could stop being a pussy and shoot a cop.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Only think it would work if you made them really nasty - as in recently used and uncleaned.

[SBTlauien]

Have a child keister them. That way, they'll have to molest the child to find drugs.

[Laser Snout Carpet]

Originally Posted by SBTlauien

Have a child keister them. That way, they'll have to molest the child to find drugs.

This is the only way i can think of that would work, they have gloves on most of the time, they don't give 2 shits about touching sex toys.

Just get some little boy or girl and you could easily hide a fair bit.