Wanting to commit suicide, but biology taking over.

[Myxomatosis]

As I explained in the other thread, I want nothing of this world anymore. I've come to a subconscious feeling/conclusion that I'm better off dead because maybe there's something better when I do (Which is probably nothing since dead leads to nowhere).

How do I do it? How do I override biology and finally take the first step into nothingness? How do I willfully suffocate my brain to death?

If I just hang from a rope and slowly pass out and never wake up.

[Ph0x]

I believe everyone has the right to die on their terms, and when and if I do "do it" I'll probably use a .44. I'll probably be in my 60s or 70s so don't get your hopes up.

Massive barbiturate overdose would probably the one of the better ways to go.

Helium or even Nitrous suffocation.

I hear cyanide is brief but painful.

Jumping from an extreme height would probably make for an awesome last experience if you love heights like me.

Do keep in mind your loved ones have to clean up your mess because you are too dead to do it.

[Myxomatosis]

Originally Posted by phox

I believe everyone has the right to die on their terms, and when and if I do "do it" I'll probably use a .44. I'll probably be in my 60s or 70s so don't get your hopes up.

Massive barbiturate overdose would probably the one of the better ways to go.

Helium or even Nitrous suffocation.

I hear cyanide is brief but painful.

Jumping from an extreme height would probably make for an awesome last experience if you love heights like me.

Do keep in mind your loved ones have to clean up your mess because you are too dead to do it.

Who cares about my "loved" ones. I couldn't care about them even if I fucking tried.

I only care about myself. I feel like a psychopath but I can empathize. I feel like a psychopath but I'm not after anything.

No drive. No nothing.

Either I'm dysfunctional and I need to off myself or whatever the fuck. I think I'm just dysfunctional.

[Slayre]

hang on, i have a recipe...

Potassium Cyanide

1 gram K-cyanide

mix w/5-8oz H20

drink

Lay down and daydream.

[Myxomatosis]

Ok, smartass, where do we get Potassium Cyanide?

[FrY]

I think it is finally ok to die when someone can just set a pillow over your face and you suffocate because you lack the will to take it off.

[Slayre]

you're not going to kill yourself.

[Ph0x]

2 CH4 + 2 NH3 + 3 O2 → 2 HCN + 6 H2O

2 moles of methane reacted with 2 moles of ammonia in the presence of diatomic oxygen (and a Platinum catalyst) yields 2 moles of hydrogen cyanide and 6 moles of water.

[SoulButter]

Just blow some Molly or something, life is beautiful.

[NamelessNom4d]

Yeah don't off yourself man. Life is a lot of bullshit but it's also very beautiful. And yes, it is an illusion, but coming to a full understanding of that illusion is what I believe the point is of being here. Just remember all the dumb shit that is getting you down and making you want to quit quite literally DOES NOT MATTER. That doesn't mean kill yourself though, it means find stuff that does actually matter and focus your life on that. Some people actually die trying to do what matters to them, and that is a death that is actually worth something.

I recommend some MDMA as well.

[Daily]

Since obviously you're too retarded to know how to obtain any lethal chemicals like KCN, I highly recommend suicide (overdose) by IV heroin. 1g should be more than enough if you're relatively small and skinny and have never done heroin before. Make sure to paypal me all of the available funds in your possession. PM me for more info. Good luck in the next life.

[shopping cart for brains]

ITT: i want to kill myself but am still a virgin.

[moron]

Originally Posted by shopping cart for brains

ITT: i want to kill myself but am still a virgin.

have a child first

[Proots]

I would recommend something fast and quick. Something that doesn't give you a chance to back out or second guess. Do you have access to guns or drugs?

[Tokerface]

When it comes to suicide method, carbon monoxide poisoning > everything.

Put a hose type thing into your window (after attaching the other end to the exhaust pipe), put on your favorite songs and leave the car running.

Unless someone finds you it can't fail, it's pain free, it's clean (there won't be liters of blood to clean up), it's fairly fast (10 minutes-ish) and you don't have to go out of your way to do it.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

I used to have that problem when I was in my late teens. PROTIP: Life doesn't necessarily get better, but the urge to kill yourself goes away once you stop overflowing with angst and hormones.

Originally Posted by Tokerface

it's clean (there won't be liters of blood to clean up)

Be sure to take a leak and don't eat for a day or two beforehand so you don't shit and piss everywhere.

[Myxomatosis]

I just decided to get really drunk and figure my life out from there.

I want to lose my virginity to a girl that I "love" and fight for this kid's happiness [3rd person lol]

I can't be selfish. I can't be a pathetic piece of shit. I'm going to do something about this. I'm gonna prove that I wanted to do something for myself and for anyone I've ever loved.

Fuck it - I have nothing to lose and everything to gain. I'm gonna jump right into the river's cold ass stream and fight for whatever the fuck

[Playground Legend]

Originally Posted by Myxomatosis

I just decided to get really drunk and figure my life out from there.

I want to lose my virginity to a girl that I "love" and fight for this kid's happiness [3rd person lol]

I can't be selfish. I can't be a pathetic piece of shit. I'm going to do something about this. I'm gonna prove that I wanted to do something for myself and for anyone I've ever loved.

Fuck it - I have nothing to lose and everything to gain. I'm gonna jump right into the river's cold ass stream and fight for whatever the fuck

Originally Posted by shopping cart for brains

ITT: i want to kill myself but am still a virgin.

[Myxomatosis]

Originally Posted by F l y b y ✈

So?

I couldn't give 0.000000000000000001 fuck about your opinion

[Tokerface]

Originally Posted by Myxomatosis

I want to lose my virginity

How old are you?

[Myxomatosis]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

How old are you?

17.

Not a bad age. Pretty influential if I have kids

[Tokerface]

Originally Posted by Myxomatosis

17.

Not a bad age. Pretty influential if I have kids

Lol, 17, keep living dude, plenty of people would kill to be a teen again, you get to fuck bitches and get money well into your 20's.

[Myxomatosis]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

Lol, 17, keep living dude, plenty of people would kill to be a teen again, you get to fuck bitches and get money well into your 20's.

Me being 17 may seem like fun but I have neither of those things in your latter sentence.

[Myxomatosis]

Btw, what I think started that feeling was because I had nothing to eat and I felt bad

The dopamine saved my life, man

[Xlite]

Originally Posted by Myxomatosis

I only care about myself.

Which is why you are still alive. But why care about how you feel now if you're going to kill yourself anyway?

[Shrike]

I used to try holding my breath as long as I could. I like it when your throat starts gulping for air involuntarily. But then you always have to take a breath, stupid automatic systems.

Another fun one to do, is to keep your eyes closed while walking. It's fucking impossible to do, even if you're like in a field and you know there's nothing in front of you, you can't go more than like 20 steps without needing to see what's there.

[Struwwelpeter]

Send me a PM... I want to do some X-Files shit. I want to make a hologram of you pointing a gun and then set it loose on the streets and then I will call the cops on you. When they come and shoot you I will make the hologram run around a back ally and then I'll turn it off. Around the ally will be your dead body (killed via helium) leaning up against the wall with arms crossed and no bullet holes or anything like that. Then I'll vanish like a phantom. It will be the mystery of the millennium.

[$hit.got.real]

I want to kill myself to, and I'm not short of ideas about how to do so, but I need to develop the courage and motivation/impulsiveness to go ahead with it.

[SoulButter]

Now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure I entertained the thought of killing myself awhile ago. I was depressed and my family was shit. On top of that I accidentally killed one of my friends and had to watch him writhe in pain in the street with no family around. The worst part is that I was being a dick to him, trying to scare him and that's what caused the accident. I took to the bottle for a good while and worked (cried) it out. And now here I am today. Lol.

Moral of the story is that you're going to be ok. Quit being a fag.

[ratfrink]

Originally Posted by Shrike

Another fun one to do, is to keep your eyes closed while walking. It's fucking impossible to do, even if you're like in a field and you know there's nothing in front of you, you can't go more than like 20 steps without needing to see what's there.

Uh huh... I'm blind, you insensitive prick.

[Shrike]

Originally Posted by ratfrink

Uh huh... I'm blind, you insensitive prick.

Sucks for you.

[The"Her0-in"me]

Originally Posted by ratfrink

Uh huh... I'm blind, you insensitive prick.

I didn't think that blind people normally made it a habit to become part of an Internet forum that, consists of being able to SEE... Lol

[Synopix]

Originally Posted by AudioCentriX

Now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure I entertained the thought of killing myself awhile ago. I was depressed and my family was shit. On top of that I accidentally killed one of my friends and had to watch him writhe in pain in the street with no family around. The worst part is that I was being a dick to him, trying to scare him and that's what caused the accident. I took to the bottle for a good while and worked (cried) it out. And now here I am today. Lol.

Moral of the story is that you're going to be ok. Quit being a fag.

How did you accidentally kill your friend?

[BITCH TITZ]

so no one is killing themselves here. fuck making a thread about it then

[Mirana]

Yeah why not. Life doesn't get easier, it only gets harder.

What's the point of hitting your 20's and realizing things are just shittier then before, you try to make things better and occasionally have a fun day. But eventually you just wont care again and you're back to nothing.

[psychomanthis]

Instead of killing yourself, why not take up a drug habit it's not like you've got anything to loose. Might as well have a little fun while you're at it.

I hear the heroin is quite good this year.

[Oct]

Meh, cry for help. Grow some balls and face the everyday obstacles that life throws at you like a fucking man. Do you know how pathetic you sound? I just wish i could put my fist through this monitor and punch you in the fucking face!

[SoulButter]

Originally Posted by Synopix

How did you accidentally kill your friend?

I was fucking around trying to scare him and I chased him into the road. Truck came by going like 50. Details details... Had to go through high school with his little brother after that. Talk about people being fucking jaded. Christ... Where's that vodka at...

[Daily]

Originally Posted by Myxomatosis

Btw, what I think started that feeling was because I had nothing to eat and I felt bad

The dopamine saved my life, man

yeah mang dat dopamine

eat food to prevent suicide

you fucking anxious wreck

stop dropping in scientific terms to act like you know shit about the world

i don't give a fuck if i'm typing like pill popper

you emo waste

just kill yourself so the two people in your life can cry over your dead carcass

[Slayre]

Originally Posted by Myxomatosis

I just decided to get really drunk and figure my life out from there.

I want to lose my virginity to a girl that I "love" and fight for this kid's happiness [3rd person lol]

sex is overhyped, don't let your lack of it get you down. worth the wait if you're with a girl you love and who loves you back.