Archived: 2011-2012 English Premier League

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Yeah you are right. Wigan is a tough side to beat at this point in the season. I say Rooney over takes Van Persie for the scoring title.

[reject]

No shit I'm right.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

I'm sorry for ever doubting you.

[reject]

Drogba's a fuckin faggot.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Andy Carroll finally some form.

[southernsun]

Originally Posted by a224

Andy Carroll finally some form.

Hes a fucking donkey, biggest waste of 35 million pounds ever.

[Instigator]

Heskey MK 2

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by _southernsun

Hes a fucking donkey, biggest waste of 35 million pounds ever.

Fuck off. He's been clutch as hell the past few weeks. Certainly not worth the 35m but its not the biggest waste. Just watch next year you fucking cunt, he'll get AT LEAST 15 goals. He's still young and has to mature. I'm not even being your typical deluded scouser you'd find on the internet. This is just how it will play out. Honestly if you can't tell that he is improving with ever match he plays then you dont know shit about football and probably sports in general.

[southernsun]

Originally Posted by a224

Fuck off. He's been clutch as hell the past few weeks. Certainly not worth the 35m but its not the biggest waste. Just watch next year you fucking cunt, he'll get AT LEAST 15 goals. He's still young and has to mature. I'm not even being your typical deluded scouser you'd find on the internet. This is just how it will play out. Honestly if you can't tell that he is improving with ever match he plays then you dont know shit about football and probably sports in general.

Stop kidding yourself, suarez is on 14 for the season so far, even bellamy has scored more than donkey boy and he's always on the bench Your manager has made some awefull signings this season.

reina, gerrard and suarez must be thinking what the fuck am I playing with here.

[reject]

2 years later and he's finally finding the tiniest bit of form?

Nigga please. We've already decided I know more than you.

He's not even Heskey mk 2, Heskey had a little bit of skill about him.

[Lillypad]

Carroll scores in 2 games in a row and suddenly he's back on form and worth 35mil.... I think you're being a typical deluded scouser
And the title race is wide open again awesome and wolves are gone but fuck em

[southernsun]

The league position doesn't lie. Liverfool are where they are because of the second rate signings this season, I can't wait for Chelsea to turn you over in the fa cup final and have a good laugh at donkey carroll when he gets made to look a 2 bit cunt mid table championship striker by Terry & co in defence.

haha

[reject]

Yea Liverpool are guna get decimated worse than Dresden when they play Chelsea in the final.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by _southernsun

The league position doesn't lie. Liverfool are where they are because of the second rate signings this season, I can't wait for Chelsea to turn you over in the fa cup final and have a good laugh at donkey carroll when he gets made to look a 2 bit cunt mid table championship striker by Terry & co in defence.

haha

fuck off cunt liverpool is going to defeat Chelsea

[southernsun]

Originally Posted by a224

fuck off cunt liverpool is going to defeat Chelsea

Go onto google and type in 'Liverpool FC are ' without the quotes and see the search suggestions that pop up for you, google doesn't lie, cunt.

[reject]

Lolol shite, rubbish, racist, scum.

[southernsun]

even better, type in 'andy carroll is ' and see what suggestions come up haha

a donkey, gay, useless, joke

[Haiti's Space Agency]

you fuckers are making me angry

[reject]

You get some lulzy ones for King Kenny too (Google Kenny Dalglish, obvs).

[Haiti's Space Agency]

BYE BYE BaRCELONA!

[Instigator]

Hodgeson 4 the england job!
thoughts?

[southernsun]

Originally Posted by Instigator

Hodgeson 4 the england job!
thoughts?

We won't get past the group stages!

[Instigator]

GOOOOARRRN MAN CITEH!

Fuckin hurts me to say that but anything to shut up ferga;l,roongay and ferdicunt up.

hopefully citeh can beat newcastle and get the title

[reject]

Originally Posted by Instigator

Hodgeson 4 the england job!
thoughts?

I love the fact he's going to represent us to the world's media.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Motherfucking Cisse.

Papa Cisse Stunner Vs Chelsea 2-0 02/05/2012 - YouTube

Papa Cisse Stunner Vs Chelsea 2-0 02/05/2012 - YouTube
Video: click to display

[Haiti's Space Agency]

[Instigator]

fucking hit and hope that one

crouchies was more skill-full/tecnical than cisse's

FACT

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by Instigator

crouchies was more skill-full/tecnical than cisse's

FACT

lol, no.

Luis' 40 yard chip was better than that lucky shit.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

john terry is getting fucking embarrassed at the moment. even carroll managed to meg the cunt.

now he just let fucking henderson run right by him to score lmao. was england depending on him to start in the euros?

edit 3: oh look now its 3-0 at the half hour mark rofl.

[reject]

The real question is, how the fuck do you smuggle a live chicken into a football ground.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Hey, Ingerlandfags, is there any real reason why you do not want Andy Carroll to play every game in the Euro's?

Crouch is pathetic in the air, and his footwork is not that good. Carroll trumps him in every area, aerial power, long shots, holding up the ball, strength, footwork, unselfishness, and yeah I would go finishing too. Carroll is also becoming clutch in the biggest of games, he nearly won the FA Cup final by himself, Liverpool would have won had he started the game. There is literally no reason to consider Crouch for the Euros as Carroll IS Crouch - with added strength, talent, heart and power.


Defoe - not international class and never was/will be.

Wellbeck - see: Defoe

Sturridge - has spent the year sulking on the wing for Chelshit, cant lead the line anyway - would need to play in a 4-4-2, which is a no-go in international football, or on the wing in a 4-4-3, and England have better wingers than him anyway.

Zamora, Holt, Owen, Heskey - laughing_sluts.jpg

Carroll is coming into form at exactly the right time. It would be downright lunacy not to mane him up front for every game, and build the team around him. Sure, it woudl be a gamble, but its an educated gamble. What's the other option? Play Wellbeck up front and pray for a miracle? Or play Carroll, who can truly intimidate defenders, with two wingers and two midfielders running to support him.Carroll does not require 100 crosses per game (although if it is crossed he's gonna get on the end of it) - he likes to get involved on the deck, playing passes and one twos.

[reject]

Cos Carroll has had 2 good games in the past year and a half, Crouchy is consistent and has proven international experience.

We try not to let Liverpool fan boys choose the team.

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by reject

The real question is, how the fuck do you smuggle a live chicken into a football ground.

whats more impressive, a chicken in a soccer match or a live catfish at a hockey game?

[Haiti's Space Agency]

[Haiti's Space Agency]

holy fucking shit this final day

[Lillypad]

Oh my lordddddddddddddd madness this is why we love football shit like that can't happen in other sports, it's just crazy

[reject]

Arsenal finished 3rd so all is good in the world.

I see Liverpool had another stunning campaign.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

They lost to Swansea

[reject]

Says it all really.

[southernsun]

Quite funny really all the liverpool fans on my facebook are giving it large about man utd losing the title, lol fucking idiots, finishing 2nd and losing out on goal difference isn't bad at all, what is bad is spending over 100 million on shite players and finishing 8th.