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Old 05-09-2012, 11:04 PM
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Default Good solutions to getting money fast without robbing a grave?

Does anyone have any solutions
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:06 PM
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Dig up a grave, fuck the corpse, and rebury it.
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:12 PM
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Default Re: Good solutions to getting money fast without robbing a grave?

Go into a Catholic church on a Sunday, 5-10 minutes early, wear clothes that don't stand out but won't give you away in case someone you know is there. Sit in the very back. When the collection basket comes around, take it, fish in your pockets as if looking for money, and then run. Should get you at least a couple hundred dollars.
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Old 05-10-2012, 12:23 AM
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Yeah, they punish those individuals harshly in the legal system...
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Old 05-10-2012, 12:52 AM
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Default Re: Good solutions to getting money fast without robbing a grave?

I like the idea of robbing graves. Find a funeral for a woman in your area and go stake it out. Sometimes they'll be buried wearing there favorite jewelry which means it's probably very valuable. Return to the grave a month later and dig up that rotting bag of meat for buried treasure!
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Why not steal the flowers from graves and sell them at a stand on a corner. I see Mexicans selling flowers all the time. They must sell.
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Old 05-10-2012, 01:48 AM
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Go to the blood bank.
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Default Re: Good solutions to getting money fast without robbing a grave?

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go to an abandoned building and strip the copper, copper goes for quite a bit by the pound
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:01 AM
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Valuable thoughts and advices. I read your topic with great interest.

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Old 05-10-2012, 08:06 AM
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Old 05-11-2012, 07:28 AM
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are you fucking serious jeremy
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Old 05-11-2012, 07:33 AM
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the fuck am i reading
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Rob the living, they're usually better off.
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There are guaranteed to be monsters in the woods. There was only one survivor. This is her story.
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Old 05-12-2012, 02:41 PM
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steal small valuble things and return! easy!
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Default Re: Good solutions to getting money fast without robbing a grave?

under 20 dolla return trick at grocery store
blood/sperm bank
buy things at pawn sam's club/whole-sale grocer, go to local basketball court/public hangout spot, sell goods for inflated prices, profit.
busking/panhandling
street performing
rent power-washer, power wash driveways (able to make a few hundred in a day if you are willing to work hard)


im out of ideas
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the fuck am i reading
You've posted that quite a bit lately. Lrn 2 reed b3tch.

OP, if you have any money to invest then you can buy drugs and then resell them. Easy and relatively quick
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Old 05-15-2012, 08:36 PM
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Default Re: Good solutions to getting money fast without robbing a grave?

Buy something and sell it for %20 more than you paid for it. You'll be a millionaire in no time. Hard part is knowing what things are worth.

And you can't dig up a corpse even if you wanted to because nowadays they surround the casket in concrete when it's buried.
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Buy something and sell it for %20 more than you paid for it. You'll be a millionaire in no time. Hard part is knowing what things are worth.

And you can't dig up a corpse even if you wanted to because nowadays they surround the casket in concrete when it's buried.
lol, this^.
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