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Old 05-10-2012, 06:44 PM
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Default One good thing about being ugly and unlikable

Save money on condoms. I've had the same pack since I was 14.

Though, you spend an awful lot on hookers.
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Old 05-10-2012, 06:54 PM
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Err... okay. Good luck with that.
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Another good thing is that you get to have loads of se... oh wait, no.
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Old 05-10-2012, 07:11 PM
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I gladly spend the money.

Even if I have to use some of the extras as socks.
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how bout you stop being a self pitying faggot and either off yourself or do something worthwhile.
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:28 PM
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What're condoms?
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Condoms are ultralight collapsible waterproof socks.
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LoL, ive actually done that before. Made a thread about it too.
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:53 PM
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Most hookers provide condoms.
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:54 PM
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Pitiful, OP.
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:59 PM
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Pitiful, OP.
Like you're any better.
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I knew this thread was going to be by SHH as soon as I saw the title.
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Old 05-10-2012, 09:01 PM
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Don't start with me, SLIM, you broken ankled self hating quadroon cunt.
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lol i love not paying for sex.
makes me feel like im actually worth something
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Old 05-10-2012, 09:19 PM
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how bout you stop being a self pitying faggot and either off yourself or do something worthwhile.
As far as I'm concerned, fucking impoverished Eastern European hookers is a worthwhile activity.
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lol i love not paying for sex.
makes me feel like im actually worth something
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Don't start with me, SLIM, you broken ankled self hating quadroon cunt.
HAhahahahaahahahahahahahaaha.


Also, since when did Zoklet put people down for fucking hookers? What, are you a bunch of fucking faggots now?
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Old 05-11-2012, 02:34 AM
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Fucking hookers must be a fail on so many levels. First off you're paying for sex. That pathetic sadness would be more tolerable, if it were like, some normal chick you were paying to fuck. You know, a chick who didn't have 4 different cocks in her mouth before breakfast. But no. You're paying to fuck some mega slut that has probably tasted 50 different cocks in the last week. And cocks that are used to being sucked by hookers. Its just a gigantic web of disgusting.

Secondly you need to use condoms with a hooker. Condom sex is fail sex. Unless your american or jewish, in which case condom sex probably isn't that much worse since your dick has already lost most of its nerves. But I digress.

Also you can get stds from a hooker even if you use a condom. I don't need to find out from first hand experience that genital warts would not be fun times.

Also I'd imagine most hookers charge a decent penny. At least the semi attractive ones would. That money would be better spend on other things. Like 2 ounces of weed. Or takeout food everyday for 2 weeks.

Seriously sex is overrated to begin with, and I wouldn't fuck a hooker for free. Gross.
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Old 05-11-2012, 02:39 AM
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As far as I'm concerned, fucking impoverished Eastern European hookers is a worthwhile activity.
you got me there
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Old 05-11-2012, 02:48 AM
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If the picture you posted is really you - and, the shit you say about yourself is even halfway true, then you fucking hookers is a lie.

Either you're telling lies about the hookers or you're telling lies about how pathetic and socially ill-equipped you are. Or, maybe even both!
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Old 05-11-2012, 07:37 AM
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I wouldn't fuck a hooker for free. Gross.
Nigger please. It's weird, I've noticed a recent trend around here that everyone's suddenly started acting like they're pussy magnets. Stop acting like you have high standards and fuck 5 girls a day. Remember that guy about a year ago who made that thread asking how to make his own fleshlight out of mince meat and a pringles can?
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