Doing really petty stealing.

[Actor]

If i'm buying like a pricey chilled coffee drink from speedway ill stand around and take sips for a short while and keep filling up the cup so I get like 6-8 ounces free. Also one time I stole 2 rubber gloves out of a box of them at the store.

[Illegal Immigrant]

I pretend to be a student so i can get on the bus for a dollar.


Normally its 2 dollars.

[sepht]

Originally Posted by Actor

If i'm buying like a pricey chilled coffee drink from speedway ill stand around and take sips for a short while and keep filling up the cup so I get like 6-8 ounces free. Also one time I stole 2 rubber gloves out of a box of them at the store.

swim picks up a drink and drinks it right in the store like he bought it and the employees dont even bat an eye

[Miley Highrus]

Here is a pro tip. You know how gas stations have those .79 cent slurpies? Take whatever you want and throw it in the slurpee that fill it up.

[Illegal Immigrant]

Originally Posted by Unwires

Here is a pro tip. You know how gas stations have those .79 cent slurpies? Take whatever you want and throw it in the slurpee that fill it up.

thats not petty enough

[Mirana]

Going to a dealers house with a friend, but shooting/stabbing everyone then taking all their drugs and money + a free ride at a passed out whore somewhere in the house.

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by sepht

swim picks up a drink and drinks it right in the store like he bought it and the employees dont even bat an eye

Ya because people like me do that and then pay for the drink anyways. lol at feeling badass for stealing a drink. Steal an armored car like a real man and then buy your drink. Pussy.

[Ghost Buster]

lol changing the bin numbers on bulk candy so it gets weighed as something cheap.

[The Pat-Man]

swim once spilled a slurpee on the floor of a corner pantry and walked out. im surprised swim hasnt been caught yet.

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[Illegal Immigrant]

after a night of heavy drinking with my associates i often awake to find a pocket full of lighters.

[NTP]

man nigga this one time swim's cousin was all like,, buy me wine wit dis 10 dolla bill and swim can keep the 3 or 4 dollas in change. swim walked into food lion and was like fuk dis and pocketed the WHOLE bottle of wine and walked out brah, he made it sound so intense like these employees and manager walked RIGHT by him yo.

and the moral of the story was that swim made the whole 10 dollas instead of the change.

[Illegal Immigrant]

i take all the pennies from the take a penny leave a penny tray at the gas station

[NTP]

Sometime's when i'm in charge of crushing up the pill, i'll dab my finger in that shit and lick some extra for myself and its like they never even knew!

EDIT: OMG guise we totally admittin to sum crimes and they are 2 police modding this forum.

[Illegal Immigrant]

when im in my buddies car and he gets out for whatever i raid his ashtray for all the blunt roaches

[Illegal Immigrant]

i go through my dads tax files and stuff and take receipts for stuff i can rack and return

[NTP]

When your broke as fuck and have to siphon like .3 gallons of gas outta the lawn mower so you can make it to the gas station 1 mile away, just to put the 1.50 in gas hoping you can get to your dealer for a front 6 miles away and back home.

[Tokerface]

Pshh, none of this is petty. I once stole a blind mans dog. Killed it and ate it that night. To top it all off, after I took his dog he got hit by a car trying to find his way home.

[Illegal Immigrant]

Originally Posted by NTP

When your broke as fuck and have to siphon like .3 gallons of gas outta the lawn mower so you can make it to the gas station 1 mile away, just to put the 1.50 in gas hoping you can get to your dealer for a front 6 miles away and back home.

that's not stealing

[Actor]

Originally Posted by NTP

When your broke as fuck and have to siphon like .3 gallons of gas outta the lawn mower so you can make it to the gas station 1 mile away, just to put the 1.50 in gas hoping you can get to your dealer for a front 6 miles away and back home.

In the past ive been known to drive to the party store like 1 mile away on empty with JUST enough money for the booze, telling myself "if I run out ill just ask some people for gas money".

[Illegal Immigrant]

Originally Posted by Actor

In the past ive been known to drive to the party store like 1 mile away on empty with JUST enough money for the booze, telling myself "if I run out ill just ask some people for gas money".

when im low on cash my only concern is more booze.



Any thing else can be gotten for free from other people.

[NTP]

Originally Posted by Illegal Immigrant

that's not stealing

It's mah daddy's gas.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Sometimes I steal things because I can. I used to steal DXM even if I was fully stocked at home just because I could and it'd save me another trip to the store.

I also used to steal ladies clothes. :3

It's a rush stealing shit. If you want an even bigger rush just walk out of the store openly carrying what you plan on stealing. Confidence is the name of the game.

Originally Posted by Illegal Immigrant

I pretend to be a student so i can get on the bus for a dollar.


Normally its 2 dollars.

Very occasionally I use transfers that have been expired for days/weeks/months to board for free. Still haven't been called on it, but if I did it more often I probably would be sooner or later. Again, confidence that you can get away with it goes a long way. I also pay student rates because I look young as fuck, but seriously - the unemployed need student rates just as much as folks going to school.

[HellBent]

This one time some bum who ran outta gas bcuz he spent it on booze asked me for gas money. I asked him how much he had, he said 1.05, he showed me and i snatched it and ran. Stupid alcoholic