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Old 05-10-2012, 01:26 AM
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Default Faking Jewish ancestry to gain a free trip to Israel.

My friend did it last summer. He's Russian, with no Jewish ancestors and he was able to get a free trip to Israel as a part of their youth program.

I'm thinking I could get a free ticket to Israel, and have a cheap ticket from Israel to a country in Europe like Greece.

Anyone else tried or thought about this?
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Old 05-10-2012, 01:32 AM
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Nice.... I could see this working out. Who foots the bill?
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Old 05-10-2012, 01:33 AM
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My friend did it last summer. He's Russian, with no Jewish ancestors and he was able to get a free trip to Israel as a part of their youth program.

I'm thinking I could get a free ticket to Israel, and have a cheap ticket from Israel to a country in Europe like Greece.

Anyone else tried or thought about this?
I havent heard of this before, but it may be true. Israel offered Jews living in Iran $10,000 to come live in Israel. The Iranian Jews were like "Fuck you Israel"
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:01 AM
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Default Re: Faking Jewish ancestry to gain a free trip to Israel.

Interesting, tell me more about this program, oh wait there's quite a few, one is birthright, they don't even seem to check, interesting

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Old 05-10-2012, 08:02 AM
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I havent heard of this before, but it may be true. Israel offered Jews living in Iran $10,000 to come live in Israel. The Iranian Jews were like "Fuck you Israel"
interesting, especially the fuck you part
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:10 AM
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what i could totally pretend i was a jew although i have no desire to go to israel. "oh noes stalin persecuted my ancestors" etc etc. How does it work?
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:12 AM
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what i could totally pretend i was a jew although i have no desire to go to israel. "oh noes stalin persecuted my ancestors" etc etc. How does it work?
any ukranian could successfully pull this off
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:14 AM
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what i could totally pretend i was a jew although i have no desire to go to israel. "oh noes stalin persecuted my ancestors" etc etc. How does it work?
I dunno with free airfares, accommodation and food for 10 days that aint bad, plus if you then want to go to Europe its cheap as chips.
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:40 AM
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This might be the only good thread in the history of bad ideas.
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:41 AM
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This is super relevant to my interests. Jew bastards took my foreskin, a paid vacation is the least they could do in return.
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:42 AM
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Default Re: Faking Jewish ancestry to gain a free trip to Israel.

my pure aryan heritage wont even allow me to say the word "Jew" or "Jewish" shit even "Hebrew" or "Israel" without adding "train" or "death" somewhere near the word in the sentence
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:45 AM
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my pure aryan heritage wont even allow me to say the word "Jew" or "Jewish" shit even "Hebrew" or "Israel" without adding "train" or "death" somewhere near the word in the sentence
So, are you Persian or Indian? asks Rolf curiously.
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:49 AM
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So, are you Persian or Indian? asks Rolf curiously.
i am of pure aryan ancestry and have an aryan bond with all aryan people, indian, persian or germanic/nordic peoples
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:59 AM
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i am of pure aryan ancestry and have an aryan bond with all aryan people, indian, persian or germanic/nordic peoples
... Lithuanian? asks Rolf curiously.
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Default Re: Faking Jewish ancestry to gain a free trip to Israel.

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Nice.... I could see this working out. Who foots the bill?
Assuming you live in the states, it's you who foots the bill. The money those zionists use to pay for your shit with is the $5 billion free tax welfare money USA gives them each year.
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Old 05-10-2012, 10:43 AM
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Default Re: Faking Jewish ancestry to gain a free trip to Israel.

There's a youth program in France organized by an association called "Taglit". They offer a 10-day trip to Israel (airfare, transportation, hotel and some meals) to Jewish people between 18 and 26. The hard part is to trick them into believing you're Jewish.

I don't know if this program/association exists in North America.
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Old 05-10-2012, 11:27 AM
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Sounds more like Jewish elitist faggotry, i'm becoming more anti semite by the day. I tried applying as a foreign conscript to the Israeli army once but the stuck up cunts only accept their own. I felt like that rejected mutant in 300 so now i'm going to convert and join Hezbollah.



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Old 05-10-2012, 12:46 PM
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^ Try and join the Mossad. They have an online application form.
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Old 05-10-2012, 12:47 PM
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Israel offered Jews living in Iran $10,000 to come live in Israel.
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Old 05-10-2012, 12:50 PM
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Lol stupid goyim

If you can do it, do it. I've got a Sephardi surname, so it'd be relatively easy for me...since I wouldn't have to fake it. I'm not a youth anymore though.

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Typical.
Why not just emigrate and then demand to be paid on return?
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1. Lie about Jewish-ness
2. Israel will give you the free trip
3. Disappear from Israel
4. Go to Iran
5. While in Iran, inform Israel about your Jewish-ness
6. Get Israel to give you $10,000
7. Go to Israel to collect money
8. Get the fuck out of Israel
9. Go get drugs.
10. Go back home
11. Repeat
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I just want to find the bastard who stole my foreskin
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... Lithuanian? asks Rolf curiously.
No, Mexican
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Anyone know the websites to register? or how to go about that process? Hm. a free trip to europe sounds good
I think it's time that you gave up.
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Zionism = Gay
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This. I have noting against Judaism as a religion, but Zionism is why everybody hates jews.
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This. I have noting against Judaism as a religion, but Zionism is why everybody hates jews.
I just feel for the Orthodox Jews, the REAL Jews. They hate Zionism more than anyone else.
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