Mind: What awful things can I do to make me feel good about myself?

[Tokerface]

Bad Santa - I beat the shit outta some kids today - YouTube

Bad Santa - I beat the shit outta some kids today - YouTube
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I've really been beaten down in life, so I'm thinking of different things I could do which will make others unhappy and will make me feel good about myself.

Here are some ideas I came up with whilst brainstorming;
- Cutting the swings at a park so little kids can't use them.
- Shop lifting from mom and pop stores.
- Bullying children.
- Throwing eggs at people who are on their way to work.
- Keying/badging cars.

Any other ideas or input?

[The real slim spud]

how about you just curl over and die you rabbius son of a bitch

[Tokerface]

Originally Posted by The real slim spud

how about you just curl over and die you rabbius son of a bitch

Well that's not going to help me at all will it? I'll beat the fuck out of you, get the hell out of my thread. Nigger.

[The real slim spud]

bitch I would rape your face. I'll stamp all over this thread as long as I want AND THERE'S NOTHIN' YOU CAN DO BOUDIT!!!

[Sanzenbacher]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

Any other ideas or input?

Drive really slow in the fast lane, when someone switches lanes to try to pass you, speed up enough just so they can never pass you
Piss on the toilet seat (bonus points if you sneak into the female stalls and do it)
Take a sharpie in bathrooms with you at all times, never leave a bathroom unmarked
Cut in front of people in lines
Not saying excuse me, please, thank you
Not holding the door open for anyone
Whenever it's a midnight showing at a movie or it's a full showing, take batteries or quarters and chuck them really hard at people

[Tokerface]

Originally Posted by Sanzenbacher

Drive really slow in the fast lane, when someone switches lanes to try to pass you, speed up enough just so they can never pass you
Piss on the toilet seat (bonus points if you sneak into the female stalls and do it)
Take a sharpie in bathrooms with you at all times, never leave a bathroom unmarked
Cut in front of people in lines
Not saying excuse me, please, thank you
Not holding the door open for anyone
Whenever it's a midnight showing at a movie or it's a full showing, take batteries or quarters and chuck them really hard at people

Great post.

Anyone else?

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

get on a dating website, get some ugly girl really interested in you then arrange to meet up.

from there, you have two options:

a.) Don't show up at all
b.) Carry it as far as it needs to go to have sex with her, then immediately leave without a word and never answer another text/call.

[Ethan]

Put 25 cents in the candy sample box at publix and take 4 pieces of candy instead of 3.

[Tokerface]

Here's some more;
- pissing off an overpass.
- Commenting on girls facebook photos telling them they've gotten fat.
- Graffiti people's fences.
- Putting glue in locks.
- Smearing disgusting stuff on rails.
- Ordering shitloads of food and different services to some randoms house.

[Miley Highrus]

Get spray paint and paint dicks on random things. Roads peoples cars houses you can get really creative with this.

Go to the movie theater with free popcorn or pop refills and just keep dumping it in the garbage and coming back.

Smash windows on random parked cars.

Shit anywhere you can think that would be funny.

Piss anywhere you think would be funny.

Wipe your ass with small bills and leave them shit side down on the street.

[Tokerface]

I stole someone's sandwich from the fridge today while I was at work.

[Vox Ducis]

To drive the guy crazy, steal only one thing that's inside the sandwich, like the cheese, the sliced tomatoes...

Do it every day until the target thinks he's got Alzheimer's.

[Irukanji]

Light a massive fire in bushland on a really windy day.
Kidnap a young child and hang it from an overpass(around the neck or make up something so it doesn't die, your call)
Drive a truck into a group of school children.

OP said awful, not anarchistic. Thread is full of fail and aids.

[Resistance]

Because of the chavs where we live, our local park has got 7/8ft railing around it, except for the entrance and exit. Chain and padlock one of the entrances, then wait for elderly person or mum and small child/baby walk in, and lock the gate they walked through.

If that's not enough, proceed to throw piss/shite water balloons over the fences at them.

It feels great afterwards.

Where I used to live when I was a kid, at the top of a hill was a direlect church, that overlooked some of the main residential streets in our town. You used to be able to sneak up into the tower and just piss about, my mate had an old pellet gun that fired those little steel bbs, and we used to shoot at people and their pets. Normally they were far away enough so as it didn't cause any proper damage, just a fuckload of pain; it was hilarious when their dogs started whining and flinching and barking, and their owner hadn't got a fucking clue what was going on hahaha.

[FrY]

[q] Not saying excuse me, please, thank you[/q]

Yeah that will show them.

[IWD]

lmfao take the guys sandwich and take the contents out aside from the condiments and just put a sock in between the bread.

when he takes it out to eat it in front of his co-workers he will look like a fucking moron.

i remember going to a friends house in grade 9 and doing this with his dads lunch. and laughing for like 20 minutes with my other friend. good time.

[fuckbiscuit]

Originally Posted by IWD

lmfao take the guys sandwich and take the contents out aside from the condiments and just put a sock in between the bread.

when he takes it out to eat it in front of his co-workers he will look like a fucking moron.

i remember going to a friends house in grade 9 and doing this with his dads lunch. and laughing for like 20 minutes with my other friend. good time.

A used condom with shit and blood smeared all over the outside of it would be much lulzier.

[is all mememememe with me]

go to the fancy dress store and get a really good lifelike and convincing costume of death, with the scythe and everything. then put it on and wander around the hospital corridors wearing it. max points for approaching distraught families who are waiting to see if a loved one makes it thru some serious life threatening surgery.


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[Retard Synrdome]

Jizz into your own mouth.

[Malice]

Get something like this:



Something that holds a good amount of water and will pump it out with the push of a button/trigger. Wear it under a jacket and have the expeller going through your fly, then when you release the water start screaming, one long scream that builds up in intensity like, "aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!", and then aim it upwards and turn around as if you're panicking.

[Malice]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

go to the fancy dress store and get a really good lifelike and convincing costume of death, with the scythe and everything. then put it on and wander around the hospital corridors wearing it. max points for approaching distraught families who are waiting to see if a loved one makes it thru some serious life threatening surgery.


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Go visit Arms in this costume and give him a heart attack.

[legendaryninjacutter]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

Bad Santa - I beat the shit outta some kids today - YouTube

I've really been beaten down in life, so I'm thinking of different things I could do which will make others unhappy and will make me feel good about myself.

Here are some ideas I came up with whilst brainstorming;
- Cutting the swings at a park so little kids can't use them.
- Shop lifting from mom and pop stores.
- Bullying children.
- Throwing eggs at people who are on their way to work.
- Keying/badging cars.

Any other ideas or input?

These things will only mage your carnal animal ego feel better...(safer). if you notice giving and helping people is what makes you feel good in life...somthing about good karma...or the earth being one being etc... explain why this happens.

but whatever it is, it is the reason i am taking time out of my PRECIOUS day to help you. .

[Savino]

Piss into bottles for like a couple weeks, once you have like 15 liters of urine, walk down the street, pouring it into the airconditioning vents of all the cars, so when they use the AC they will forever smell piss.

Or take out the window on a nice car with leather seats and shit, then throw a gallon of paint into it.


Actually, just do this.. Imagine how fucked and pissed off the guy would be.

Epic garbage can full of water prank - YouTube

Epic garbage can full of water prank - YouTube
Video: click to display

For better results, replace water with your choice of terrible liquids.. I suggest used motor oil.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by Sanzenbacher

Not holding the door open for anyone

pretend to hold the door for people then slam it in their face at the last moment


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[trippymindfuk]

Shit in one of those boxes they collect books and clothes for kids.

[Malice]

Originally Posted by Savino

Actually, just do this.. Imagine how fucked and pissed off the guy would be.
Epic garbage can full of water prank - YouTube

From the comments:

pretty good one. Once in highschool I shit in a bag and drove to the grocery store. Back when pay phones were everywhere. we dipped the ear part of the phone in the shit. got the # off the phone sat in our truck until a group of kids on skateboards came by. we called the number from a cell phone in the parking lot and when they answered the phone I asked " what do you smell right now" lol he started picking shit out of his ear with his pinky.

Oh god, poop is just gross. Don't do anything with piss an shit, it's just crass.

[Malice]

Break into a fat person's home and do this:

[aquabania]

Originally Posted by Resistance

Where I used to live when I was a kid, at the top of a hill was a direlect church, that overlooked some of the main residential streets in our town. You used to be able to sneak up into the tower and just piss about, my mate had an old pellet gun that fired those little steel bbs, and we used to shoot at people and their pets. Normally they were far away enough so as it didn't cause any proper damage, just a fuckload of pain; it was hilarious when their dogs started whining and flinching and barking, and their owner hadn't got a fucking clue what was going on hahaha.

lol they do that in trainspotting

[is all mememememe with me]

go into restaurants and go to the bathrooms. get a small piece of shit and push a little up into the spout of the tap, or fosset if your over there. don't completely fill it so that it blocks the water from coming out tho, or the whole lump of crap just gets pushed out. just sort of half fill it so the water still comes out and washes a certain amount of shit away as it goes. so basically people will be washing their hands in shit water. some probably wont even notice until they have gone back out and are half way thru eating their hamburger when they notice a strange shitty smell all over their hands.

you can thank me now


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[aquabania]

why do all these answers involve shitting on things

[Malice]

Guys, really, no poop.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by Malice

Guys, really, no poop.

maybe some public acts of bestiality instead then?? ..involving felines maybe?


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[Resistance]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

maybe some public acts of bestiality instead then?? ..involving felines maybe?


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Whilst shitting on them.

[is all mememememe with me]

train the cat to shit in your mouth like robert de niro trains mr jinx to shit in the toilet bowl on meet the parents. that would really gross people out i think. what you recon malice??


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[Ordinator]

I dont want to live on this planet anymore...

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by Ordinator

I dont want to live on this planet anymore...

murder/suicide?? ..just thought i'd put that out there for ya. hrugshoulders:


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