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Old 05-09-2012, 10:58 PM
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Default Catnip is like weed for cats

Harmless, induces a range of effects, and some don't respond to it/like it at all?
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my cat doesn't seem to respond to catnip... two bucks wasted...
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Old 05-10-2012, 12:07 AM
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My cat can roll a pretty good nip blut.

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Default Re: Catnip is like weed for cats

Which begs the question, how do cats like weed?
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Which begs the question, how do cats like weed?
my friend once took a huge bong load, put a kitten's entire head in his mouth and exhaled slowly.

the poor fella couldn't walk coordinately and kept hiccuping.

the second time he did it was in his front yard and the kitten wandered off and eventually got lost... never to be seen again.

i thought it was fucked up, but whatever.
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Default Re: Catnip is like weed for cats

ive tried catnip with my cat, it doesnt seem to like it for some reason, it'll just stay all calm
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Old 05-10-2012, 08:07 AM
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I love this review I really love it

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Old 05-10-2012, 11:37 AM
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My cat only mildly responds to catnip, however the scent of valerian makes him go crazy.
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"Consuming much of the plant is followed by drooling, sleepiness, anxiety, leaping about and purring. Some will growl, meow, scratch, or bite the hand holding it. Some cats will eat dried catnip, often eating too much can cause cats to be overly aggressive, typically making them hiss".

Lol cat nip rage.
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Default Re: Catnip is like weed for cats

my cat used to go nuts for some nip, he wasnt a fan of me blowing potsmoke in his face, tho
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its good for humans to smoke as well... it can give some people a buzz (not much but still) and its good for some health issues too :-)
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Haven't you ever seen that Cat Orgy episode of South Park? Explains everything.
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My cat loves the stuff. He freaks out with it. He'll eat it then start rolling in it. After about three minutes he starts running all over the house doing barrel rolls. Fifteen minutes later he crashes and goes comatose for a few hours.
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my friend once took a huge bong load, put a kitten's entire head in his mouth and exhaled slowly.

the poor fella couldn't walk coordinately and kept hiccuping.

the second time he did it was in his front yard and the kitten wandered off and eventually got lost... never to be seen again.

i thought it was fucked up, but whatever.
What kind of cat lets you put its head in your mouth?
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Haven't you ever seen that Cat Orgy episode of South Park? Explains everything.
Hahaha that's a good episode.

Cat's mostly like catnip anyway... mostly.
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What kind of cat lets you put its head in your mouth?
He must have one big mouth to fit a cat's head in
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He must have one big mouth to fit a cat's head in
This. Especially if it fits in and there's still enough room to exhale around it.
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What kind of cat lets you put its head in your mouth?
He said it's a kitten, which would make sense. They are rather submissive at a young age.

anyway don't get your pets high from weed smoke, it's not cool. Sometimes it can get pretty fucked up like they would claw their leg hair out or something.

don't think they are enjoying it or whatever.
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He said it's a kitten, which would make sense. They are rather submissive at a young age.

anyway don't get your pets high from weed smoke, it's not cool. Sometimes it can get pretty fucked up like they would claw their leg hair out or something.

don't think they are enjoying it or whatever.
I'm pretty sure it makes them a little retarded... Same with dogs actually. Plus it's against their will.
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My cats sniff catnip then walk away and act normal. What's the best ROA for cats?
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Default Re: Catnip is like weed for cats

A couple months ago I was real high one day and decided it would be a good experiment to smoke some fresh catnip out of my pipe and blow the smoke at my cat, I didn't blow it in his face or anything just in his general vicinity. Didn't seem to do anything.
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My friends cat, named Kush of course lol, loves weed. He will steal and eat buds from you when you're not looking and complains if you're smoking and don't blow smoke in his face.
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My friends cat, named Kush of course lol, loves weed. He will steal and eat buds from you when you're not looking and complains if you're smoking and don't blow smoke in his face.
A buddy of mine had a cat like that, it would only come in his room when we were smoking, never any other time, and would just curl up on his bed and chill there until we were done, then leave like a minute later.
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A buddy of mine had a cat like that, it would only come in his room when we were smoking, never any other time, and would just curl up on his bed and chill there until we were done, then leave like a minute later.
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What kind of cat lets you put its head in your mouth?
it was 3 months old... it's head was smaller then an apple.

i think the poor little bastard got eaten by a coyote.
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