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Old 05-11-2012, 11:22 PM
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gotta get a few hours of OT next week & the week after so I can cover my rent and the rest of my bills...FUCK
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Old 05-12-2012, 12:44 AM
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Just applied to a liquor store......God I pray I get hired.
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Old 05-12-2012, 12:57 AM
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Just applied to a liquor store......God I pray I get hired.
why apply to a liqour store and make minnumum wage when you could use your cunning and good looks (no homo) to become a bartender and pull a few benjamins a night.
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:00 AM
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And now it's 8 o clock PM, 45 grams of Valerian root just entered me, 15 minutes from this second I'll be feeling placebo effects!
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:04 AM
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what kind of placebo effects will be felt???
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:06 AM
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I'll tell you here in a minute.
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:07 AM
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100 capsules?
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:10 AM
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100 capsules?
20 capsules
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:11 AM
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why apply to a liqour store and make minnumum wage when you could use your cunning and good looks (no homo) to become a bartender and pull a few benjamins a night.
^ homo
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:12 AM
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:13 AM
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^ U wish sweetcheeks
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:13 AM
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I'll tell you here in a minute. I just need to get some sleep for tomorrow so I took 100 450 mg capsules of Valerian Root
was your original post.
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:17 AM
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thanks i can haz?
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was your original post.
k? want a cookie??
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:18 AM
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:25 AM
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where's my thanks??? i jiust get called a homo wtf where is the love
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:39 AM
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^ in your butt
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:59 AM
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what what
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Old 05-12-2012, 02:22 AM
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Thanks party?
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Old 05-12-2012, 02:53 AM
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:31 AM
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Thanks party?
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:51 AM
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Ah... nothing like sittin back drinkin a 40 on a friday night tryin to forget all your failures in life. Actually, that's kinda depressing.

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Old 05-12-2012, 03:57 AM
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Ah... nothing like sittin back drinkin a 40 on a friday night tryin to forget all your failures in life. Actually, that's kinda depressing.

Sad to say thats exactly what iam doing, drinking a few 40's after finding out a shit load of stuff said behind my back from my best friend and my girl.....iam a sad camper and a camper ready to change.....sucks. Booze isnt the right choice to turn around smiling but idk......i need sleep and i need peace, so i drink my stupor into a blindness.
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Old 05-12-2012, 04:10 AM
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If that's what they call normal I'd rather be insane
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Id adore ringing necks tonight....
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You and me both, Things are headed in a shit direction, i have that feeling
I got this kid chiming into my girl right, dude iam staying with is saying but nothing along the lines of how iam being a deadbeat and not doing anything or helping with anything just to one up his footing in my girls shoes. Saying all this fucked up shit to her to make her upset to get better rep with her.

I cant start shit with him though or iam on my ass, iam about to fucking snap.
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:12 AM
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guess which nigga won like 40 bucks playin some spades
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:30 AM
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:32 AM
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i love office space
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:42 AM
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Statistics show I tend to herp derps
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:44 AM
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i pleasure my aunt on the reg
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:47 AM
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i heard that dangerously prolonged periods of extreme sodomy causes your shit to just fall out. it's true
Sorry, bro.
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:48 AM
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:57 AM
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yo i heard squirrels got some tight ass b-holes
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Great Leader Kim Il-Sung was the best thing to happen to Korea in the last century.
I agree
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i have absurdly large circular buttsecks chains err day on my boat bro
There's nothing wrong with that, man.
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Ughhh. Anyone else ever stay in all day, don't go anywhere, the fall asleep early and wake up at like 2am when there's nothing going on and no me around? It's a super depressing feeling- I don't know why.
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Alright I did 5 hits of acid tonight and didn't even trip really. I think its time to lay off
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Alright I did 5 hits of acid tonight and didn't even trip really. I think its time to lay off
don't mail me any, please. and don't ask me where I live via PM so I can get some.
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Fucking internet.
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