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Old 05-12-2012, 11:07 AM
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If I did I'd sit on it and do jack shit all day.

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Old 05-12-2012, 11:53 AM
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dont do that
bad idea
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nice cars, prefer ferrarri's tho
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Old 05-13-2012, 11:48 AM
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Default Re: I wish I had a porch.

Real niggers don't need porches, they just sit on steps and in in doorways and do jack shit all day.

Seriously, everywhere I've seen niggers, some are sitting on steps doing nothing all day. Its like the genetic past time of the race, Irish drink, niggers nig.
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Real niggers don't need porches, they just sit on steps and in in doorways and do jack shit all day.

Seriously, everywhere I've seen niggers, some are sitting on steps doing nothing all day. Its like the genetic past time of the race, Irish drink, niggers nig.
They arent called porch monkeys for no reason....
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Porch monkeys
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Old 05-13-2012, 05:21 PM
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Old 05-13-2012, 05:37 PM
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porch toaster, what a brilliant idea
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Old 05-13-2012, 06:13 PM
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i got me a real nice screened in job with a fan and a stereo
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Old 05-13-2012, 06:28 PM
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I have a porch, it's pretty cool.
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Old 05-13-2012, 06:32 PM
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do you also have a front garden/yard?
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Old 05-13-2012, 06:39 PM
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Mad Re: I wish I had a porch.

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do you also have a front garden/yard?
front yard yes, I guess a garden if you include the shrubbery right in front of the porch.

come on over and we'll fool around on the couch I have on the porch
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Old 05-13-2012, 06:40 PM
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porch couch?? holyfuckz
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Old 05-13-2012, 06:42 PM
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porch couch?? holyfuckz
yup.

well it's actually a porch futon but still. all that means is we don't have to leave the couch to go to bed.
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we would. I'm not sleeping/fucking on a damn porch like an animal or a hobo
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Old 05-13-2012, 06:50 PM
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we would. I'm not sleeping/fucking on a damn porch like an animal or a hobo
oh, fine.

it's too damn hot out during the day anyway.


so when should I expect you?
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Old 05-13-2012, 07:17 PM
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yea i nig it up some days, sit on the porch sippin gin and or sweet tea watching little kids crash bicycles and wives yell at husbands, its pretty chill.
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