Gruesome Work Safety Video

[ZappaFan]

I think someone already posted this awhile back, but still man...

Gruesome Work Safety Video (and it's real) - YouTube

Gruesome Work Safety Video (and it's real) - YouTube
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[ShutMeUp]

I'm never working again, what if I die

[The Pat-Man]

why was that guy blowtorching a flammable barrel?

[Ihaveafatcock]

I always thought about what would happen if someone got compacted by the bailer.
no one would ever jump in it like in the video though

[007GoldenShower]

I went to some orientation day once and we were made to watch a 15 minute slideshow of car fatality pictures.

They showed that classic one with the teenage girl who crashed her daddies porche. All I thought of was 'hahah this was all over 4chan'.

[mr.blunt]

thank fuck my right ear works

[Lucid]

I'm pretty sure I actually had to sit through this exact video once. I love these training simulation videos. I did my first aid training a while back, and it was all i could do to hold int he laughter during the dramatic simulation fo a baby suffocating in a plastic bag. Sorry people, that shit was funny.

[Playground Legend]

One minute you're working.

The next you're being compacted while playing in a garbage compressor, falling from the fucking stairway to heaven and landing on a samurai sword, hammering a nail into your eye socket, creating a personal sauna, feeding your arm to a lathe, using light fixtures as monkey bars, igniting oversized bottle rockets and headshotting your boss, hotwiring a fuse box, stunting in a forklift, attempting suicide by use of concrete blocks and a remote controlled crane, and blowtorching a flammable barrel - obliterating the factory, once and for all.

[FON]

Anybody else get reminded of the music in Predator at the start?

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by F l y b y ✈

One minute you're working.

The next you're being compacted while playing in a garbage compressor, falling from the fucking stairway to heaven and landing on a samurai sword, hammering a nail into your eye socket, creating a personal sauna, feeding your arm to a lathe, using light fixtures as monkey bars, igniting oversized bottle rockets and headshotting your boss, hotwiring a fuse box, stunting in a forklift, attempting suicide by use of concrete blocks and a remote controlled crane, and blowtorching a flammable barrel - obliterating the factory, once and for all.

hahaha i owe you exactly 1 (one) thanks.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

This is no joke, this shit happens all the time.
I've seen a guy lop off four of his fingers in half a second with a wormdrive skil saw. You have got to be on your toes at all times especially in a loud environment with heavy machinery that could cut through your body like it's nothing.

[Yurpen]

Ya lets stand on a pallet lifted by a fork truck to get some extra height. That is definitely regulation standard procedure.

[The Pat-Man]

fuck i hate osha

[Lucid]

Originally Posted by Yurpen

Ya lets stand on a pallet lifted by a fork truck to get some extra height. That is definitely regulation standard procedure.

Who gives a FUCK about standard procedure in the workplace? Get real. People do exactly what you just suggested CONSTANTLY. That doesn't even come close to the top 100 retarded things I've seen go down at work.

[Playground Legend]

Everyone gets a fair chance at surviving in the pit. Respect your equal opportunity employer or shit might get unequal fairly quickly. May the odds be ever in your favor.

[Pancake]

http://www.vancouversun.com/news/the...006/story.html

[psychomanthis]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

For the lulz.

There was a guy here in the netherlands that thought thawing a canister of flamable stuff with a blowtorch would be a good idea. This is what happend next.




True story.

[Mantikore]

I watched an animated one a few years ago, and it was no less lulzy

[Malice]

Best work accident of all time:

fireworks factory explosion - YouTube

fireworks factory explosion - YouTube
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Firework Factory Explosion *High Quality* - YouTube

Firework Factory Explosion *High Quality* - YouTube
Video: click to display

[ZappaFan]

Originally Posted by psychomanthis

There was a guy here in the netherlands that thought thawing a canister of flamable stuff with a blowtorch would be a good idea. This is what happend next.




True story.

See? This is why we can't have nice things.

[waldaberz]

Originally Posted by Lucid

Who gives a FUCK about standard procedure in the workplace? Get real. People do exactly what you just suggested CONSTANTLY. That doesn't even come close to the top 100 retarded things I've seen go down at work.

No shit, man. People do some retarded shit trying to make it quick.