Porn that you wish existed

[Codey b]

Originally Posted by dAt sHaY-d KiD

guys cummin into a girl then eatin her out


dvda i cant belive i never seen this 1 b4

Seen it on shemale tube but 2 shemales one guy one girl.

I like spit swapping and gag swapping no vommit only droool.(already exists)

[High School Janitor]

men in full football uniforms fucking each other with referees watching.

[is all mememememe with me]

one for marsh and lanny - fetus porn. basically fetus's being raped by big fat hairy men with glasses, beards and bags of sweets. a doctor could extract the fetus by c-section and then replant it afterward.

[Drox]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

two anal virgin lesbians wrestle each other while wearing strap on dildos, but for serious wrestling, and the loser gets anally raped with a strap on.

Um, that already exists.

[Ghost Buster]

Originally Posted by Drox

Um, that already exists.

link?

[Drox]

http://xhamster.com/movies/1149706/l...er_fked_2.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/32886/les...he_losers.html


UltimateSurrender is apparently one of the more popular websites that specializes in wrestling/loser gets fucked videos.

[Myxomatosis]

I want to see caillou getting raped by his cat

[is all mememememe with me]

lol @ ghost buster, what a twat

[ACE_187]

Originally Posted by dAt sHaY-d KiD

amater bi 3sums

guys cummin into a girl then eatin her out

m/f double dildo porn

dvda i cant belive i never seen this 1 b4

http://www.xvideos.com/video1060312/..._2_creampiler_

you're welcome.

[southernsun]

Originally Posted by zanick

Jane Goodall and her chimps

This made me lol shes 78, the chimps would demolish her

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by zanick

Jane Goodall and her chimps

hahahahahahahahahahahahaaha

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

not at your bitch ass

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

didnt that chimp rip somebodys face off?

[Retard Synrdome]

Alien porn.

It's fucking 2012. Why don't we have fucking civilian space ships yet?

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Originally Posted by Retard Synrdome

Alien porn.

It's fucking 2012. Why don't we have fucking civilian space ships yet?

Yeah, we need more Star Trek/Star Wars type porn where the aliens are fucking human females, etc.

[Infrared]

"Skeet Fighter"...lmfao.

More dirty panty-centric porn involving only women! No guys sniffing and jacking off or girl-jacking-guy-with-panties crap. I'm talking really juicy girls and closeups of their wet panties. Other hot girls getting turned on with them. Lesbian sex with panties on. Etc.

Yeah, I know it's out there, but they never focus on the aspects that I want them to.

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by sexually vulnerable CPR dummy

Child porn where the children are dressed up as characters from Harry Potter.

Dude I can almost guarantee you that shit exists on the deep web.

[Oct]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

I wanna see politician/world leader porn.

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when JFK and Maralyn Monroe were at it, i bet he 69'd her ass for sure.

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

two anal virgin lesbians wrestle each other while wearing strap on dildos, but for serious wrestling, and the loser gets anally raped with a strap on.

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

oh and neanderthal porn, and pokemon porn while we're at it. particularly lesbians dressed up as neanderthals and pokemon characters(like separately, not pokemon and neanderthals together obviously, lol).

Pokemon porn...furreal?? lol.

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

one for marsh and lanny - fetus porn. basically fetus's being raped by big fat hairy men with glasses, beards and bags of sweets. a doctor could extract the fetus by c-section and then replant it afterward.

I knew it would be a matter of time before someone suggested this.

Maybe a sado massacist reversal of the holocaust whereby the Nazis get brutally anal raped and bukkaked before being gassed and shat on from the shower room ceilings. I'm talking really sexy leather clad nazis btw. I'm talking LOTS of pain, suffering and humiliation, hell this could prove a hit in Israel.

[Lanny]

Originally Posted by Piles of Crack

Dude I can almost guarantee you that shit exists on the deep web.

"almost guarantee"?

[Hydroponichronic]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

I wanna see politician/world leader porn.

reminded me of that image about the importance of the oxford comma:

[Zanick]

Me, making love to my doppelgänger. So long as this is legitimate, as in the real me, having sex with my exact double, I do not care whatsoever how the footage is obtained.

[Iskalla]

Some old school totse themed porn, highlighters and shit yo.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by Lanny

"almost guarantee"?

irony, that's a pic of the guy that's gonna bust you're faggot pedo ass, mofo.

[WAN]

Originally Posted by Mutant Funk Drink

Yeah, we need more Star Trek/Star Wars type porn where the aliens are fucking human females, etc.

lol, this reminds me of this starcraft porn i saw where Kerrigan was held back by, as well as, fucked by, a couple of hydras, shit was hilarious

[Xlite]

Originally Posted by zanick

Me, making love to my doppelgänger. So long as this is legitimate, as in the real me, having sex with my exact double, I do not care whatsoever how the footage is obtained.

Would you pay for this fottage?

Also, more porn where lesbians gets a big fat (real) nigga cock.
I wanna see those bitches turn hetero.

[Lanny]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

irony, that's a pic of the guy that's gonna bust you're faggot pedo ass, mofo.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Originally Posted by Iskalla

Some old school totse themed porn, highlighters and shit yo.

Not really the same thing, but I do have a whole folder full of nakked pics that female totseans posted of themselves back in the day.

[patrickyugo]

Pissing inside your mom

[neosade]

While I was reading that, I imagined a guy on a podium reading this off a peace of paper to a shocked looking audience. Or a bank robber making these demands to police

[StonedQC]

Originally Posted by Mutant Funk Drink

Not really the same thing, but I do have a whole folder full of nakked pics that female totseans posted of themselves back in the day.

[psychomanthis]

HD Lesbian wincest... Oh wait.

[36fuckin5]

Lesbian twin porn where the girls actually fuck one another. Everything I've seen is just twins masturbating beside each other, making out and maybe trading toys.

[Zanick]

Originally Posted by Xlite

Would you pay for this fottage?

Are you asking if I would really ignore a pornographic film featuring myself and myself, which I had no idea even existed up until I was offered the footage? Shit, I'd pay whatever you asked just to find out how and when it happened, as long as you could prove it was real.

[The Pat-Man]

aww shit i always wanted to see mrs addams get fucked.

[is all mememememe with me]

founding fathers lemon party would be kinda lulzy

[Xlite]

Originally Posted by zanick

Are you asking if I would really ignore a pornographic film featuring myself and myself, which I had no idea even existed up until I was offered the footage? Shit, I'd pay whatever you asked just to find out how and when it happened, as long as you could prove it was real.

Interesting.

[Zanick]

Originally Posted by Xlite

Interesting.

I don't know what you're thinking, but it's not going to work. I would demand to meet both actors. Of course, one is already accounted for, but I mean genetic testing and other methods of verification. This twin has to be legit. And I don't know much about tulpas, but I know there's no way can you create a reasonably accurate one of me, not without using my thoughts.

But if you have it... I will pay

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Originally Posted by StonedQC

I'll post it tomorrow. I just got back from seeing Rammstein, and I'm tired as hell.

[Xlite]

Originally Posted by zanick

I don't know what you're thinking, but it's not going to work. I would demand to meet both actors. Of course, one is already accounted for, but I mean genetic testing and other methods of verification. This twin has to be legit. And I don't know much about tulpas, but I know there's no way can you create a reasonably accurate one of me, not without using my thoughts.

But if you have it... I will pay

Okay, here's what ima do.

1. Travel 1 hour into the future and kidnap you.
2. Traval back a few hours so you'd have the chance to get aquanited with yourself before you get down to buisness.
3. I will record the action and then travel to the now and show you.

And then u gonna pay me

- YouTube

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[Zanick]

Originally Posted by Xlite

Okay, here's what ima do.

1. Travel 1 hour into the future and kidnap you.
2. Traval back a few hours so you'd have the chance to get aquanited with yourself before you get down to buisness.
3. I will record the action and then travel to the now and show you.

And then u gonna pay me

- YouTube

oh shit, I never thought of that

I don't know if that would work, I would assume that future me will just buy the tape, having never fucked himself, and then you come and bring him back for me to fuck. What if I won't fuck myself? It all depends on whether I would have sex with myself. But I honestly would be more than happy to, so I guess you've got me

You'll have your money when I get the tape, bitch.

[is all mememememe with me]

won't work dude, if i refer you to timecop, the same matter cannot occupy the same space twice at the same time, its against the laws of physics.

however, i will happily pay good money to see the video of not only one, but two zanick's imploding simultaneously. just for the fucking lulz and that.