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Old 05-14-2012, 12:59 AM
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Default I want to punch my SO in the face.

Frustration is but a problem waiting to be solved. When the problem CANNOT be solved, due to their choices or idiocy, I get angry.
I'd like to blow off some steam before I annihilate their face bones.
What are some ways to get anger out without hurting anybod?
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:11 AM
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Or you could grow the fuck up and terminate the relationship if this person is so frustrating.

Nah, fuck it, be a spouse beater. That's what all the cool kids do.
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:32 AM
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When you get in a relationship with someone that you care about, who goes through severe grief issues that are beyond your control, I'd like you to come on here and tell me how you are handling it. In the meantime, stick with sarcasm you are of no use. I'm asking for ways to get it out away from her because I normally do not have anger issues, although I understand what they stem from.
Peg me as a wife beater though, that's fine, bring your wife over here and I'll teach her a thing or two.
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:32 AM
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Is choking a felony in your state yet? If not, give the bitch a good choking. Take her to the brink of death and back again. Several times. You'll never run in to any problems ever again. It'll be smooth sailing from that point on.
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When you get in a relationship with someone that you care about, who goes through severe grief issues that are beyond your control, I'd like you to come on here and tell me how you are handling it. In the meantime, stick with sarcasm you are of no use. I'm asking for ways to get it out away from her because I normally do not have anger issues, although I understand what they stem from.
Peg me as a wife beater though, that's fine, bring your wife over here and I'll teach her a thing or two.
No, I'm an adult, I can control my emotions. I don't have to resort to crying like a bitch on zoklet.
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No, I'm a bitch, I control my emotions.
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:46 AM
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No, I'm an adult, I can control my emotions. I don't have to resort to crying like a bitch on zoklet.
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No, I'm an adult, I can control my emotions. I don't have to resort to crying like a bitch on zoklet.
Congratulations, so let's pick this apart a little bit genius.
Your issue with OP was that I mentioned violence against women, although my main question was how to vent away from her. Presumably because you think those who beat women are scum. I happen to agree. Which leads back to my question on avoiding such issue.

Your new reply is stating that you can control your emotions, which is really a cute way to say that I cannot control mine.

So then, you avoided answering the very question that I posed which would deter your fear of women getting beaten, and then you allude that I am out of control and that you are not.
You are an idiot, hopefully you can see why. You are in fact in less control of your emotions and then boisterously proclaiming to be in control while directly nullifying your own proclamation.
In short, I would love to beat your ass, may I come see you?
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:48 AM
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This is the place you're seeking advice from. Bravo.
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More than 4 of us would like to beat your ass, RiddleMaster. Give us your residential address or get the fuck off of this website, bitch!
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Congratulations, so let's pick this apart a little bit genius.
Your issue with OP was that I mentioned violence against women, although my main question was how to vent away from her. Presumably because you think those who beat women are scum. I happen to agree. Which leads back to my question on avoiding such isue.

Your new reply is stating that you can control your emotions, which is really a cute way to say that I cannot control mine.

So then, you avoided answering the very question that I posed which would deter your fear of women getting beaten, and then you allude that I am out of control and that you are not.
You are an idiot, hopefully you can see why. You are in fact in less control of your emotions and then boisterously proclaiming to be in control while directly nullifying your own proclamation.
In short, I would love to beat your ass, may I come see you?
Lol at this whole thing.

1805 State St, East Saint Louis, IL 62205

Right in front of the liquor store. Come "vent" at me amigo.
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:52 AM
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This is the place you're seeking advice from. Bravo.
Now you make judgement on the same site you have chosen to join and post on. Bravo. The fact is, I'd take this pool of weirdos over confident retards such as yourself anyday.
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Lol at this whole thing.

1805 State St, East Saint Louis, IL 62205

Right in front of the liquor store. Come "vent" at me amigo.
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:53 AM
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I'm so scared right now.

I don't live there, fyi, I'm just chilling out in front of it using wifi.
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I figured as much, that's why I just called the Saint Louis Police Department and alerted them to a suspicious male sitting in a car with a computer. They just might be taking your ass downtown 2nite! I'm listening on their online police scanner for your details. Two cruisers headed your way!!!
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I figured as much, that's why I just called the Saint Louis Police Department and alerted them to a suspicious male sitting in a car with a computer. They just might be taking your ass downtown 2nite! I'm listening on their online police scanner for your details. Two cruisers headed your way!!!
It's not illegal to be sitting here using the wifi?
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Old 05-14-2012, 02:02 AM
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It looks like I pissed everyone off. I guess I owe you guys apologies.

Sorry everybody.

I will seriously wait to see if the cops show up or not.
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You're a punk. Punks are always in violation of one law or another. You've got drugs, a fucked up car, lack of insurance, something. Sooner or later they'll find it. Those East Saint Louis cops are real hardasses, too! You better gun it, or you're F U C K E D!!!
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I'm not sure if choking is a felony, I might just go box a buddy tomorrow. I do however have phonebooks and oranges.
But now I'm not angry, I'm laughing my ass off. Damned these uncontrollable emotions, pure torture lmfao.
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Take the good with the bad. At least you have someone who loves you! It could always be worse.

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just forcibly fuck her up the ass. re-establish dominance
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Old 05-14-2012, 02:52 AM
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the fuck is a SO
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significant other

guess you wouldn't understand nigga
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guess you wouldn't understand nigga
yeah, you're right. I normally write things out like a rational human being instead of abbreviating things like a teenage cunt
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yeah, you're right. I normally write things out like a rational human being instead of abbreviating things like a teenage cunt

someones a little upset he didnt know something. Hey though, he asked, then felt like an idiot for not making the connection on his own. thats okay, this can be covered up if we pretend were smarter for not having known it in the first place, make sure we drop a swear word and make accusations of not having appropriately aged. that automatically makes us win.

dipshit.


wonderful, you've now opened a debate about the rationality of acronyms.
An abbreviation is the shortening of a word btw, an acronym is taking the first letter of a group of words. This if course is based in my 3rd year in elementary so it's hardly an educated guess.
The first two were taking naps and fingerpainting. Where in the fuck did YOU go to school?
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When you get in a relationship with someone that you care about, who goes through severe grief issues that are beyond your control, I'd like you to come on here and tell me how you are handling it. In the meantime, stick with sarcasm you are of no use. I'm asking for ways to get it out away from her because I normally do not have anger issues, although I understand what they stem from.
Peg me as a wife beater though, that's fine, bring your wife over here and I'll teach her a thing or two.
So she takes it all out on you so much that it makes you feel like breaking her face bones and you see nothing wrong with your 'relationship'?
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So she takes it all out on you so much that it makes you feel like breaking her face bones and you see nothing wrong with your 'relationship'?
did i say i saw nothing wrong with it?
were getting along for now. it takes work.
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relationships are definitely not always easy and they do tend to take a lot of work if you want them to work out.
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Congratulations, so let's pick this apart a little bit genius.
Your issue with OP was that I mentioned violence against women, although my main question was how to vent away from her. Presumably because you think those who beat women are scum. I happen to agree. Which leads back to my question on avoiding such issue.

Your new reply is stating that you can control your emotions, which is really a cute way to say that I cannot control mine.

So then, you avoided answering the very question that I posed which would deter your fear of women getting beaten, and then you allude that I am out of control and that you are not.
You are an idiot, hopefully you can see why. You are in fact in less control of your emotions and then boisterously proclaiming to be in control while directly nullifying your own proclamation.
In short, I would love to beat your ass, may I come see you?
whoa, mind-fuck
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i know, i see these weird blatant contradictions in day to day conversation.
it's hell inside my mind but it makes it fucking hard to bullshit or argue with me.
i chalk it up to primal instinct.
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Didn't read the responses, so if it's been said already - do it.

Pick up a combat sport. Take that rage out on some other poor fuckers face.
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Shoot a cop, will solve all your problems.
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