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Old 05-12-2012, 04:03 AM
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So hypothetically, every day for school lunch I go to Dollar Tree. Let's just say that I use the lunch money I get from my dad for weed and alcohol. I hypothetically go to Dollar Tree everyday for an entire school year and steal my lunch. With one week of school left, I see cops exiting Dollar Tree and my friend's friend's mom heard that they are going to arrest some kids for stealing there. My question is, do Dollar Tree's cameras actually record? And if so, do the have good enough quality? I never looked at the cameras or anything I never got caught stealing, but someone said something about cameras catching the kids. I'm not to worried about getting caught, except that just 3 weeks ago I almost got a felony for fighting in public. If I just avoid Dollar Tree, should I be fine? Once Summer starts, I'll be confined to my house anyways. So I just need to survive Monday-Thursday and I'll be good.
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So hypothetically, every day for school lunch I go to Dollar Tree. Let's just say that I use the lunch money I get from my dad for weed and alcohol. I hypothetically go to Dollar Tree everyday for an entire school year and steal my lunch. With one week of school left, I see cops exiting Dollar Tree and my friend's friend's mom heard that they are going to arrest some kids for stealing there. My question is, do Dollar Tree's cameras actually record? And if so, do the have good enough quality? I never looked at the cameras or anything I never got caught stealing, but someone said something about cameras catching the kids. I'm not to worried about getting caught, except that just 3 weeks ago I almost got a felony for fighting in public. If I just avoid Dollar Tree, should I be fine? Once Summer starts, I'll be confined to my house anyways. So I just need to survive Monday-Thursday and I'll be good.
stop smoking weed and drinking alcohol and get an education and a future and nourish yourself with healthy food with the money you have not poison. You deserve to go to prison and get your rectum gaped by a big, hot, black, smelly, thick, juicy, delicious, steaming, throbbing, engorged, cumfilled ROD. Let them stretch your butthole out as you moan and squeal while getting gangbanged, mmmmmm you love semen in your mouth *drools on your behalf*
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Old 05-12-2012, 05:33 PM
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Who would steal from a dollar store
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Who would steal from a dollar store
This.seriously. What the fuck
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My friend has stolen from there a lot. They actually have decent brand name products, just smaller packages(which makes it easier for my friend to conceal). They also have a minimum amount of employees working, and possibly no sales associates.

OP, the cops were probably buying some snacks. Your friends mom probably said that to scare you. She probably knows about your shoplifting habits because your friend told his mom.
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Murder/Suicide, it's your only option kid. I bet the Columbine kids were in your very position and did what they did.
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stop smoking weed and drinking alcohol and get an education and a future and nourish yourself with healthy food with the money you have not poison. You deserve to go to prison and get your rectum gaped by a big, hot, black, smelly, thick, juicy, delicious, steaming, throbbing, engorged, cumfilled ROD. Let them stretch your butthole out as you moan and squeal while getting gangbanged, mmmmmm you love semen in your mouth *drools on your behalf*
leave your morals at the door.
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Old 05-13-2012, 05:38 PM
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Old 05-13-2012, 06:06 PM
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You guys are straying from the question about Dollar Tree's cameras. I don't give a fuck about "Who the fuck steals from Dollar Tree" I (theoretically) do. Free lunch>cheap lunch. and just so you know, I don't just stick it in my pocket. I find blind spots and stick it in my pants. Also, I've been (theoretically) stealing for years. One time I even had a dream where me and a buddy went to Kmart and came out with 8 Xbox games a piece.
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Old 05-13-2012, 06:23 PM
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Go to a different store and get what you need ?
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Shoot your friends mom and then rape her in front of the Kid ?
Profit again ??????
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Old 05-13-2012, 07:19 PM
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SBTlauien has the right of it, you'll be fine, everyone else has managed to be completely useless as always however.
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dollar trees in my area have no cameras.


i walk in the and eat then just walk out no one real gives a fuck.
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:31 AM
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The Dollar Tree in my area has cameras, but not in the food/candy aisle. If they even called the cops, chances are they'll either A.) Wait for us to come back Monday as we have every day of the school year, then call the cops when we're inside. Or B.) Call the school, but with senior pranks and other end of the year shenanigans, they won't have a chance to investigate, but if they do, just deny, deny, deny. My plan is to go eat at McDonalds and go straight back to school. And if I don't get caught by Thursday, then I'm home free. I'll post up every day so you guys know how successful my 180 day heist has gone. If I get away I calculated that me and my buddy have collectively stolen $1,080 of food, candy, and drinks in one school year. Is the such thing as collective grand theft? Lol just kidding on that one.
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Old 05-15-2012, 02:25 AM
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Monday: Nothing happened at all. I went to lunch at McDonald's, then, while trying not to get caught stealing, I walk into the gas station, buy an Almond Joy, and steal a pack a gum. Lol. I actually poked my head into Dollar Tree and waved at the friendly woman who works there, just to see her response. She just smiled and waved back.
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Old 05-15-2012, 02:29 AM
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Only one Doller Tree store in my city has cameras(small domes), the rest have those fake large chrome domes.
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Old 05-15-2012, 02:34 AM
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Don't return to that Dollar Tree for a long while.
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Old 05-15-2012, 02:39 AM
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One time I even had a dream where me and a buddy went to Kmart and came out with 8 Xbox games a piece.


You did not!
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Old 05-15-2012, 03:39 AM
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You did not!
That was when I was twelve though. If it were still that easy to steal from our Kmart, I would do more. Also keep in mind, these were all carried by our pants.
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Old 05-15-2012, 09:44 PM
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Tuesday: not a fucking thing.
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Old 05-16-2012, 08:53 PM
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Wednesday: nobody fucking cares.

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Old 05-16-2012, 11:13 PM
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Wednesday: nobody fucking cares.

haha i know right the faggot thinks we care about him. OP go commit suicide you're using way too much oxygen
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Go to a different store and get what you need ?
???????
Shoot your friends mom and then rape her in front of the Kid ?
Profit again ??????
BA HAHAHAHAHA XD I died laughing from this post LMMFAO!!!!! "shoot your friends mom and then rape her in front of the kid" ROFLMMFAO!!!!
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can a cum-filled rant really be considered his morals?
hahahahaha @ "cum-filled" rant lmfao this forum is hilarious my stomach arghh haha i cant stop laughing
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Old 05-16-2012, 11:27 PM
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God this thread shouldn't be on the net bro it's top secret lol what if espionage agencies find this. You're conducting missions yo! we gots to keep dis on ze down lo niggah! aye essay holmes u loko u jst robbed the must ruthless papy in the area mang dollar tree is loaded nd he gots his crew dey no joke mang. i cnt even belief ju wuld do dis im goin bak to mehico i cnt belief i talkedg to u now dey after me hesus christo!

OP you're so fail u were even the first to facepalm your own life haha please go die in a hole man i swear nobody loves or cares about you. do you really think the world would care if you died? you're ugly man come on free yourself from this cruel world and go behead yourself or go back to mehico and they'll do it for you.
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Old 05-16-2012, 11:32 PM
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OP just stay the fuck outta there for a while, go hungry a couple times if need be. Because if they do decide to save that footage and turn it all into the police you really are spectacularly fucked.
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youll be fine man. they cant prove it was you on camera if your not wearing same clothes and they wont even bother srsly its dollarama cops dont give a fuck unless they are actually there for security reasons.
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Yeah nothing happened. The only reason I was a little worried was that I could get put on probation, since I already got in trouble for fighting.
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Old 05-18-2012, 02:42 PM
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You get lunch money from your dad? I remember being 12 too.
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Protip: Always remember that the police have bigger fish to fry and will just leave you alone.
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If OP has been hitting this Dollar Tree multiple times for multiple foods items, and it's on camera, the store's LP department may call in the FBI to investigate the thefts. The could watch the videotapes for any items he has touched, and then lift the prints from those items. If they are following him due to an investigation of the thefts, they may have collected his finger prints, and can compare.

They may use all confidential informants to gather info/evidence against the OP. OP needs to stfu about the thefts, and stay inside for at least year. By then, the case will have gone cold and the FBI will begin to investigate another Dollar Tree theft.
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my friend steals 500ml milk and two cakes every morning from the same grocery store and for reducing suspicion buys a small juice which he sells at school to get money back.
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ITT schoolyard hustlin.
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