Porn that you wish existed

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

yes the very second your future self inserts its penis into your past self's butthole, everything that exists and has ever existed will now cease to exist. bad move on ur part bro.

[v0x]

Believable porn with attractive people where they build tension, develop the characters, and make the scenes realistic. This seriously does not exist.

Or they could just sex to movies I guess.

[is all mememememe with me]

you know the best porn ever would be actual real celebrities doing full on hardcore porn. i couldn't tell you how many times i've seen hot celebs doing sex scenes and wanted to see pussy and real fucking etc.

[Godzilla]

Egyptian porn....with mummies.

[iTweaker]

i want more animal porn

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Originally Posted by v0x

Believable porn with attractive people where they build tension, develop the characters, and make the scenes realistic. This seriously does not exist.

Or they could just sex to movies I guess.

I totally agree. There are 70s pornos with plots, but they were even cheesy and unconvincing back then.

I'd also like to see some animated porn with a big budget. I'm talking Pixar/Dreamworks quality CGI animation. Most of the animated porn out there is lower quality than $1 bargain bin animated movies.

[WAN]

mutant funk drink wants, and i quote Duck man, "pregnant asian woman amputees shaving each other monthly", and possibly while regurgitating half-digested food

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Originally Posted by WAN

mutant funk drink wants, and i quote Duck man, "pregnant asian woman amputees shaving each other monthly", and possibly while regurgitating half-digested food

Hahaha, no way. After the woman part, the rest is downhill. I'm not even crazy about the pregnant aspect, aside from the lactating.

[JeffreyH]

The problem with all porn is shitty acting.

There are tons of awesome scripts on literotica, but they would never work because nobody in the porn industry can act.

But you know, things like: two major rival companies, A and B. The boss of B is a hot girl but she's a total bitch. The boss of A uses manipulation and other methods to gradually turn the rival boss into a cock-obsessed submissive bimbo, with her knowing full well what is happening, but not being able to resist it; eventually she ends up becoming A's secretary and the company slut.

[&Zenith]

This is why you all will be renowned as losers by the world over from this life into the next.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

The problem with all porn is shitty acting.

There are tons of awesome scripts on literotica, but they would never work because nobody in the porn industry can act.

But you know, things like: two major rival companies, A and B. The boss of B is a hot girl but she's a total bitch. The boss of A uses manipulation and other methods to gradually turn the rival boss into a cock-obsessed submissive bimbo, with her knowing full well what is happening, but not being able to resist it; eventually she ends up becoming A's secretary and the company slut.

that's mainly cuz if you can act then you go to proper acting. as well as the fact that most of the hottest girls that are wanted in porn are total dumasses. they are so stupid most of them don't even want to do porn yet get suckered into it with promises like it will boost their hollywood career and shit.

this is why i say fair play to people like anderson and hilton that give back to the fans once in a while.cuz lets face it, whenever we see a hot star on tv what we really want to see is them fucking. preferably on our own dicks but a little sex tape is a happy medium.

[Oct]

Originally Posted by Godzilla

Egyptian porn....with mummies.

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[Zanick]

i'm still gonna do it

[Lucid]

Beast porn with hot chicks, lol

[Lanny]

Originally Posted by Mirana

http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/vi...rodactyl_porn/

This link still wins so hard.

[I Kill Null Airtime]

Butter churning porn. Like an Amish chick churning butter and acting like she's giving a handjob. It'd be so lulzy. I've looked a little but haven't been able to find anything like that.

[Michael Scott]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

they are so stupid most of them don't even want to do porn yet get suckered into it with promises like it will boost their hollywood career and shit.

It worked for Sasha Grey.

[Slayre]

Is there porn with the girl squeezing cum out of her vaginas? I love seeing it ooze out while she has this pleasure look on her faec

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by Slayre

Is there porn with the girl squeezing cum out of her vaginas? I love seeing it ooze out while she has this pleasure look on her faec

just google creampie and there will be stuff like that amongst it.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by Michael Scott

It worked for Sasha Grey.

yeah but shell never make a list tho. shed be lucky if she landed a leading role in some troma movie, be about the best shell ever get tho. the rest will be bit parts.

[ReigN]

Originally Posted by v0x

Believable porn with attractive people where they build tension, develop the characters, and make the scenes realistic. This seriously does not exist.

Or they could just sex to movies I guess.

If this porn existed I wouldn't leave my basement