Ugly Gun Contest

[The real slim spud]

Originally Posted by HMC

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At a friends house, its the only one I have on me tonight.

HP Pavillion's are for the win

[RadicalApex]

How about the Obrez pistol, not really a pistol in a sense but a hella-damn-ugly mosin chop job. They were used during the Russian Revolution, so the firepower of the mosin would be easily concealed. To bad it's illegal to make one, I'd love to get one of those $100 bitches from the shop and hack it up.

[Infrared]

God damn, imagine the kick and the muzzle blast from that lil sumbitch?! It's basically just a rifle chamber with a grip. Lol.

And yeah, the Sten and Liberator pistol, made by the Brits and the Yanks respectively, were both supplied to French resistance fighters (hoh-hoh-HOH!) during the war, and both were designed to be simple, cheap to make and also capable of being made clandestinely in workshops not normally tooled up to make firearms, for example repair shops, fixture/lighting factories, etc. The more you know!

[reggie_love]

^The next war they'll be giving insurgents Luty SMG's.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by delysid

Vintorez is probably the sexiest rifle ever made.

[roasted]

Volquartsen V-10X Comp



I like a lot of their .22 stuff (its some of the best on the market), but apparently this pistol was designed by Ray Charles...

[sepht]

I never liked the look of the scar. It has an awful looking side folding stock and it's covered in teeth like some gnarled reptile.

[roasted]

Originally Posted by sepht

I never liked the look of the scar. It has an awful looking side folding stock and it's covered in teeth like some gnarled reptile.

seriously? I think they look incredibly badass. I've been wanting to get one...the price is a little high

[sepht]

Originally Posted by roasted

seriously? I think they look incredibly badass. I've been wanting to get one...the price is a little high

id take the g3k a3 over the scar any day

[Spence_tron]

The SCAR is pretty cool, especially the 7.62x51 one. But the folding stock does look a little dumb, is it just me or does it look like robot's foot?

[mafiabro]

Something about these just make them look weird to me.

[5.56 SS109]

Originally Posted by Spence_tron

The SCAR is pretty cool, especially the 7.62x51 one. But the folding stock does look a little dumb, is it just me or does it look like robot's foot?

SCAR looks like a fish.

[Spence_tron]

Originally Posted by 5.56 SS109

SCAR looks like a fish.

Naw, THIS looks like a fish:

[tomjonesa22]

Stop hating on fn

[mizled]

Originally Posted by Spence_tron

Naw, THIS looks like a fish:

When George Jetson taught his boy Elroy how to shoot, he used one of these.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by Infrared

The famous WWII-era Sten submachine gun. Looks cheap. Is cheap. Was designed to be cheap, even. But it was effective, easy to use and has a colorful history.

Is that seriously functional? You could build something like that out of sheet metal in your fucking garage.

[roasted]

Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS

Is that seriously functional? You could build something like that out of sheet metal in your fucking garage.

well back then they had different standards for reliability, safety, and accuracy....so I guess it was functional (to some degree)

Oh yeah, it is something you can make in your garage (minus the barrel)--its all stamped sheet metal, kinda like an ak but much simpler

[jheit8]

Originally Posted by DR.PAPADROPADOCALOPALIS

Is that seriously functional? You could build something like that out of sheet metal in your fucking garage.

Well that was the fucking point. Why do you think polish resistance members made them?

[RadicalApex]

Originally Posted by roasted

well back then they had different standards for reliability, safety, and accuracy....so I guess it was functional (to some degree)

Oh yeah, it is something you can make in your garage (minus the barrel)--its all stamped sheet metal, kinda like an ak but much simpler

Yeah man just like an M3 grease gun haha, it looks like a plumber made it. Although I've heard the grease gun could outperform the thompson as far as accuracy goes. I wouldn't know though I don't own either.

[roasted]

Originally Posted by RadicalApex

Yeah man just like an M3 grease gun haha, it looks like a plumber made it. Although I've heard the grease gun could outperform the thompson as far as accuracy goes. I wouldn't know though I don't own either.

That reminds me...the Grease Gun needs to be on this list

[adhesive tape]

[reggie_love]

Originally Posted by roasted

Volquartsen V-10X Comp



I like a lot of their .22 stuff (its some of the best on the market), but apparently this pistol was designed by Ray Charles...

Looks like it's made of LEGO

[Spence_tron]

^ I thought it was lego too until I enlarged the pic, it looks terrible.






...And the HK USP is nothing less than a masterpiece!

[Carbonbased]

Originally Posted by Infrared

The famous WWII-era Sten submachine gun. Looks cheap. Is cheap. Was designed to be cheap, even. But it was effective, easy to use and has a colorful history.

QFMFT^ I recall watching a documentary on the gun where the were produced by a former toy manufacture for something like 5-8 pounds at the time. Nothing says "don't invade me" like a country where every one is armed.

Bizon pp-19

Not sure why but I hate that helical magazine, maybe because people seem to think that the mag is a grenade launcher.

[HMC]

When did they start putting grenade launchers on AK47s?

Side note- SCARs are fucking sexy.

[AMFYOYO]

[reggie_love]

Originally Posted by Jugg

Meta-revolver? That's awesome!

[Infrared]

Part of me really, really wants to hate this and call it ugly for reasons both practical and aesthetic, but....Somehow, I just can't. I actually think it's awesome, lol, but most seem to find it ugly.

[roasted]

Here are few homemade guns that probably deserve to be on this list:



^I'm pretty sure this used to be a staple gun

[sepht]

Originally Posted by roasted

Here are few homemade guns that probably deserve to be on this list:



^I'm pretty sure this used to be a staple gun

oh god those look like they're going to blow back in my face a la elmer fudd DX

[1983]

Originally Posted by Infrared

Part of me really, really wants to hate this and call it ugly for reasons both practical and aesthetic, but....Somehow, I just can't. I actually think it's awesome, lol, but most seem to find it ugly.

Somebody knew about the double tap a long long time ago.

Al

[Hydroponichronic]

Originally Posted by sepht

id take the g3k a3 over the scar any day

As long as we're posting ugly guns, I vote for any HK with that type of receiver and stock. The UMP looks badass, then they release the MP5 and g3 which are are all lumpy.

[sepht]

balderdash i say

the mp5 is the most sexiest gun in the world

[1983]

Originally Posted by sepht

balderdash i say

the mp5 is the most sexiest gun in the world

I dunno.... There's plenty of choices out there.



Al

[The Swede]

It's a stovepipe. But a powerful motherfucking stovepipe.

[jheit8]

Originally Posted by The Swede

It's a stovepipe. But a powerful motherfucking stovepipe.

well if we're going to talk about rockets/missiles

The RPG-7 ain't pretty.

[The Swede]

Originally Posted by jheit8

well if we're going to talk about rockets/missiles

The RPG-7 ain't pretty.

Grenades in my case

[mafiabro]

Originally Posted by jheit8

The RPG-7 ain't pretty.

I actually enjoy the look of the RPG-7.

[roasted]

I wish this was a joke or photoshop....unfortunately, its not.





(look closely at the trigger(s) in the second pic...its pretty pathetic they cant unify them)

[constantinople]