This past Saturday, Invited a girl out for a few drinks at a local bar. It was pretty cool, nothing extraordinary, but the conversation was passing and we had a pretty good time.
It was also not bad on my wallet, because I'm good friends with the bartender and he gave us a few free drinks.
We get ready to go and when we're in my car and we start making out. We get back to my house and we're still making out and she suddenly goes, "just so you know, we're not having sex."
I'm a little confused at this point, but I act like it's cool, we keep making out.
Around this time it gets sort of annoying because she just wants to keep making out and stuff. She eventually attempts to give me a blowjob; it's quite horrible. She had no form or anything, at some point I get her to stop because she's so bad at it. She wants to keep making out, but I'm sorta just done with her at this point. She asks to stay over. I grudgingly oblige her.
I took her home in the morning and I hope she doesn't call me back.
I feel like I just got used for alcohol and a place to sleep at night. Dumb shit like this happen to any of you? I could have stayed home, played Diablo 3 and whacked off and had a far better time.
What a fucking waste of a Saturday night.
__________________
He does coloring books with finger paint... USING HIS FACE!
Dude, the girl gave you a blow job, albeit a shitty one and you still come here to bitch, and you feel you were used?
__________________
"slicknickns I appreciate the content but dude, lay off the meth and give your dick a rest." http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=3696966&postcount=2165
"Greatest thread ever! Never fapped so much." - Oct
The following users say "It is so good to hear it!":
__________________
"slicknickns I appreciate the content but dude, lay off the meth and give your dick a rest." http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=3696966&postcount=2165
"Greatest thread ever! Never fapped so much." - Oct
I'm a little confused at this point, but I act like it's cool, we keep making out.
Why would you keep making out at this point?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sleep Is A Curse
She eventually attempts to give me a blowjob; it's quite horrible. She had no form or anything, at some point I get her to stop because she's so bad at it.
At least she tried...
Quote:
Originally Posted by lillix
We don't all fuck on the first date. Sometimes you have to settle for second. You got a blowjob; what in god's name are you complaining about?
"We" suggests that you are female.
Obligatory message:
Quote:
Originally Posted by HampTheToker
I can't believe there's actually a picture out there that goes with that South Park quote....
Not til I have 50 posts. I want to make sure I have some thanks at the ready to give away for the inevitable fuckwhirl of compliments I'll get for posting them.
But rest assured...
The following users say "It is so good to hear it!":
Not til I have 50 posts. I want to make sure I have some thanks at the ready to give away for the inevitable fuckwhirl of compliments I'll get for posting them.
But rest assured...
Well played, sir... I mean.. siress... sirstress... ma'am?
Understand that there are many people here who would kill to tell a story such as the one you just told. You've gone further then most here, don't bitch about it and say you've been used when it's pretty clear that you didn't. She gave you a blow job for Christ's sake!
__________________
..AND WE USED FEMUR BONES TO SMASH IN THE SKULLS OF THE MEEK.
It happened to me in a similar situation. I got even though. Her car got towed, I had blueballs and she wanted to spend the night.
I told her NO and I would call her a taxi. She protested and I made her give me a hand job on the way to the tow yard. She was pissed! Weeks later we were still "hanging out" and had been using each other for sex of some time.
Eventually I cut her off and am now married to the next girl in line, so to speak
It was more like we went rock climbing un the evening, showered, met up again 1hr later for drinks. Ended up at my place and I cooked a late dinner. Put a movie on, and got close. Started making out and she was the instigator! We were @3rd base and she hits me with the - I don't do this, we can't have sex , I'm tired can I crash here?
Hell NO. Looks outside and realized she was towed. Again prompted me to stay, then enforced even if she spent the night we wouldn't have sex. I told her I'd call a taxi but no way in hell she was spending the night after she just rubbed up on me for 3+hrs for nothing.
Eventually I had to explain what blue balls were and that I needed a release. And a little time to rest them. Yes, basically I said you get me off and I'll drive you to the tow yard.
My whole issue with this situation (in my case) was, if your hands are on my penis and my hands and mouth are in and on your body... Wheres the point where you say, "You can't put that in me." We were naked... Then she dropped the bomb.
I had a full 24 hours kid free last Saturday, and my friend that was living on my couch said he was going to invite his hot young girlfriend's friend over to kick it and smoke some bud.
Bitch was 200 pounds and had a Tacho eye.
My couch is now nig free.
__________________
"Yeah, but you say a lot of things...and how does that work? You're a bicycle."
It was more like we went rock climbing un the evening, showered, met up again 1hr later for drinks. Ended up at my place and I cooked a late dinner. Put a movie on, and got close. Started making out and she was the instigator! We were @3rd base and she hits me with the - I don't do this, we can't have sex , I'm tired can I crash here?
Hell NO. Looks outside and realized she was towed. Again prompted me to stay, then enforced even if she spent the night we wouldn't have sex. I told her I'd call a taxi but no way in hell she was spending the night after she just rubbed up on me for 3+hrs for nothing.
Eventually I had to explain what blue balls were and that I needed a release. And a little time to rest them. Yes, basically I said you get me off and I'll drive you to the tow yard.
My whole issue with this situation (in my case) was, if your hands are on my penis and my hands and mouth are in and on your body... Wheres the point where you say, "You can't put that in me." We were naked... Then she dropped the bomb.
She wasn't a virgin either
I think technically, in this situation, if you end up going for it, it's not a rape.
I mean, technically, can a girl consent to you putting your dick half an inch in, but not going all the way? Sounds like the same thing.
This past Saturday, Invited a girl out for a few drinks at a local bar. It was pretty cool, nothing extraordinary, but the conversation was passing and we had a pretty good time.
It was also not bad on my wallet, because I'm good friends with the bartender and he gave us a few free drinks.
We get ready to go and when we're in my car and we start making out. We get back to my house and we're still making out and she suddenly goes, "just so you know, we're not having sex."
I'm a little confused at this point, but I act like it's cool, we keep making out.
Around this time it gets sort of annoying because she just wants to keep making out and stuff. She eventually attempts to give me a blowjob; it's quite horrible. She had no form or anything, at some point I get her to stop because she's so bad at it. She wants to keep making out, but I'm sorta just done with her at this point. She asks to stay over. I grudgingly oblige her.
I took her home in the morning and I hope she doesn't call me back.
I feel like I just got used for alcohol and a place to sleep at night. Dumb shit like this happen to any of you? I could have stayed home, played Diablo 3 and whacked off and had a far better time.
What a fucking waste of a Saturday night.
haha you're the sexless innkeeper
Twas the night before New Year's
And the weather grew mean
Twas three in the morning
And I was stranded in Queens!
The tavern grew empty
The gas lights grew dim
The horse-drawn carriages
Were all but snowed in
Last call was approaching
And my fortunes looked bleak
Then I turned to my left
And stifled a shriek!
She had a peach-fuzz beard
And weighed sixteen stone
She gobbled up hot wings
And swallowed the bones
I muffled a scream
And threw up in my mouth
I asked, "Where do you live?"
And she said, "One block south."
I swallowed my pride
And six shots of Whiskey
And prayed to the gods
That she wasn't too frisky
Back in her cave
She prepared us a snack
Neath her mighty hooves
The floorboards did crack
But when she returned
She found a sound sleeper
And thus she became
The sexless innkeeper
Didn't they have another clever poem at the end of that episode as well?
yeah it was on here the other, as i read the OP the first thing i thought was 'OMG, you're the sexless innkeeper'. i thought it was some comedy shit made up for the show, but it now seems they actually do exist, lol.
__________________
the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
I wanted to because she told me to let her know when I was about to cum. However, I don't exactly like the idea of having my dick in a girls mouth after I just pissed her off. Sounds dangerous.
__________________
He does coloring books with finger paint... USING HIS FACE!
Wtf?
Re: Wtf?
Re: Wtf?
I am, how much do I have to pay you to be that kinda lady?
Re: Wtf?
Re: Wtf?
Re: Wtf?
