something like gold detector to use when robbing a place

[nosatisfaction]

well my friend is planning to rob his cousin and grandmother etc. But what he want is that his relatives can't get that place was robbed. Since he doesn't want to bring the house down, he need something like gold detector to walk around in place with and detect the gold which is his first goal.

Is there any device as described above?

edit: sorry for my english, it is not my mother language.

[moron]

Originally Posted by nosatisfaction

planning to rob my grandmother

[TheyCallMeNothing]

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[Issue313]

No such thing as a gold detector, but if you invent one, come to me with it first.

[jrez]

Originally Posted by nosatisfaction

well my friend is planning to rob his cousin and grandmother etc. But what he want is that his relatives can't get that place was robbed. Since he doesn't want to bring the house down, he need something like gold detector to walk around in place with and detect the gold which is his first goal.

Is there any device as described above?

edit: sorry for my english, it is not my mother language.

[crazzyass]

Closest thing is a metal detector.



Also, OP, you're fucking retarded. And a shit.

[rustyshackleford420]

There is such a device, but the feds don't want you to know about it.

[skygear]

You need to google the show called "It Takes a Thief" Watch a few episodes and go from there. Clean a whole house out in 10 min or less!

[rustyshackleford420]

Someone who isn't me should just steal prescription drugs from grammy

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

>invent gold detector
>use it to steal granny's necklaces

What am I reading? You could travel the world finding and claiming every major source of Gold in existence and have a De Beers-esque monopoly on Gold. Team up with De Boors and every wedding ring in existence will have to go through you/them.

[The Fuck Shit]

Mother language.

[rustyshackleford420]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Proots, M.D.

You could travel the world finding and claiming every major source of Gold in existence and have a De Beers-esque monopoly on Gold. Team up with De Boors and every wedding ring in existence will have to go through you/them.

Damn, see now we're talking. Its ideas like those that make people rich. Not necessarily this one since gold detectors don't exist , but I like the way your thinking.

[LawAbidingCitizen]

[nosatisfaction]

I just can't see why i am so humilated on this site. Can't anybody assume that there could be some small kind of gold detector which has less range and isn't as talented as ones that detect through ground.

I think you american people are so fucking big head with stupid hate inside yourselves. You..you pathetic guys who think his ass would get bigger just by overhelming someone on internet whom you will never meet. Just pathetic and thanks to skygear for the answer.

I can't believe you have never heard about gold detectors hahaha please learn before trying to kid.

[TheyCallMeNothing]

Originally Posted by nosatisfaction

I just can't see why i am so humilated on this site. Can't anybody assume that there could be some small kind of gold detector which has less range and isn't as talented as ones that detect through ground.

I think you american people are so fucking big head with stupid hate inside yourselves. You..you pathetic guys who think his ass would get bigger just by overhelming someone on internet whom you will never meet. Just pathetic and thanks to skygear for the answer.

I can't believe you have never heard about gold detectors hahaha please learn before trying to kid.

It's called a metal detector. Metal detectors detect gold.

How stupid can you be you can't spot gold that you need a metal detector to see it.


I seriously don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by nosatisfaction

I just can't see why i am so humilated on this site. Can't anybody assume that there could be some small kind of gold detector which has less range and isn't as talented as ones that detect through ground.

I think you american people are so fucking big head with stupid hate inside yourselves. You..you pathetic guys who think his ass would get bigger just by overhelming someone on internet whom you will never meet. Just pathetic and thanks to skygear for the answer.

I can't believe you have never heard about gold detectors hahaha please learn before trying to kid.

Haha you just made my day man. I agree when im post here American tell me I'm stupid. I'm like ok but what are you american... . They think because the act like big man on the internet their ass will get much bigger. Fools.

[TheyCallMeNothing]

Originally Posted by Unwires

They think because the act like big man on the internet their ass will get much bigger. Fools.

>Ass will get bigger

Do you mean ego? I'm so confused. Who wants a big ass? Who's claiming to be American? What about Canadians or the English?

This thread should probably just get closed...

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by TheyCallMeNothing

>Ass will get bigger

Do you mean ego? I'm so confused. Who wants a big ass? Who's claiming to be American? What about Canadians or the English?

This thread should probably just get closed...

Oh fuck america. Look at you try to make ass big by insult me on thread. Ger big american you are no fooling anyone. You country is joke of the world.

[TheyCallMeNothing]

Originally Posted by Unwires

Oh fuck america. Look at you try to make ass big by insult me on thread. Ger big american you are no fooling anyone. You country is joke of the world.

What the fuck are you talking about? You need http://translate.google.com/

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by TheyCallMeNothing

What the fuck are you talking about? You need http://translate.google.com/

Dear user TheyCallMeNothing I am now using the website you suggested to communicate with you. You see, residents of the United States often act rudely on the internet to foreigners and it makes us upset. We know we can not speak good English but at least we put forth the effort.

Furthermore, the United States general population is overweight and moronic in nature. Their economic globalization is unfortunate to the rest of the world and many innocents die at their hands. I hope your ego will shrink as a result of this post and you will develop a more complete world view.

[moron]

Originally Posted by Unwires

you see, residents of the United States often act rudely on the internet to foreigners and it makes us upset

Originally Posted by Unwires

Furthermore, the United States general population is overweight and moronic in nature. Their economic globalization is unfortunate to the rest of the world and many innocents die at their hands. I hope your ego will shrink as a result of this post and you will develop a more complete world view.

You think the moronic overweight general population is responsible for economic globalization and military occupations? Really?

[Miley Highrus]

[TheyCallMeNothing]

Originally Posted by Unwires

Dear user TheyCallMeNothing I am now using the website you suggested to communicate with you. You see, residents of the United States often act rudely on the internet to foreigners and it makes us upset. We know we can not speak good English but at least we put forth the effort.

Furthermore, the United States general population is overweight and moronic in nature. Their economic globalization is unfortunate to the rest of the world and many innocents die at their hands. I hope your ego will shrink as a result of this post and you will develop a more complete world view.

Because most citizens of the US are ignorant, and uneducated in manors.

But that can't speak for everybody. The questions posed was stupid and was not deserving of smart responses. If it was asked in a non grandmother robbing, gold detecting kinda way it would be treated with respect.

As for the rest I feel no need to speak on behalf of the US nation. But I can speak for myself. I am not overweight and moronic, I am not killing innocents, my ego isn't that large because of where i'm from.


Now enough humoring this argument, i'm done here.

[moron]

Originally Posted by nosatisfaction

I just can't see why i am so humilated on this site. Can't anybody assume that there could be some small kind of gold detector which has less range and isn't as talented as ones that detect through ground.

You're right! We should just assume that things exist.

Originally Posted by nosatisfaction

I think you american people are so fucking big head with stupid hate inside yourselves. You..you pathetic guys who think his ass would get bigger just by overhelming someone on internet whom you will never meet.

ONE of the fourteen replies had 'america' as their location. Interesting how you picked a scapegoat to blame the replies on instead of opening your eyes to the fact that tons of different nations are represented among the posters on this site, not too mention the fact that everyone is an asshole on anonymous forums.

Originally Posted by nosatisfaction

Just pathetic

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Originally Posted by nosatisfaction

planning to rob my grandmother

[moron]

Originally Posted by Unwires

[nosatisfaction]

it is weird that you find stealing from relative is immoral while you guys shoplift everyday.

The reason I thought most of members is from US is because various American Supermarkets is mentioned on shoplifting threads.

And yeah I should have said 'tongue' instead of 'language'. I would exactly laugh pretty much at a mistake like this If I have seen one in my mother tongue

It would be hilarious if I was picked up as guilty for fucking the thread up by mods.

[moron]

Originally Posted by nosatisfaction

it is weird that you find stealing from relative is immoral while you guys shoplift everyday.

I think many people here find shoplifting acceptable because they do it at large chain stores and corporations absorb the impact as opposed to a single person taking the hit. Corporations won't flounder because someone jacks a stereo; robbing a single person concentrates the loss, and real suffering is probable.

I could see justifying robbing a single person if other factors are at play, like if your grandma abused you or robbed you first. Has she had a negative impact on your life, or does she treat you well?

Personally I don't shoplift everyday though, just casually grab a few things here and there. I was a klepto as a teen, kind of got over it. But if those rechargeable batteries cost $22 and the rf tag peels right off welll......

[nosatisfaction]

Originally Posted by moron

I think many people here find shoplifting acceptable because they do it at large chain stores and corporations absorb the impact as opposed to a single person taking the hit. Corporations won't flounder because someone jacks a stereo; robbing a single person concentrates the loss, and real suffering is probable.

I could see justifying robbing a single person if other factors are at play, like if your grandma abused you or robbed you first. Has she had a negative impact on your life, or does she treat you well?

Personally I don't shoplift everyday though, just casually grab a few things here and there. I was a klepto as a teen, kind of got over it. But if those rechargeable batteries cost $22 and the rf tag peels right off welll......

She is like 70 years-old which means to me she is dead. She is quite wealthy. And fuck the loss of hers man, just never mind because she won't fucking get any phsycal damage, she would recover about 2 months ago and she doesn't even need those things which have been just staying in drawer for 5 years. Trust me, I have seen so much worse troubles as a little boy and i am still alive.

Did you know Jimmy Conway killed his friends just in order to cut off connections between him and the robbery*?

*Lufthansa Robbery

[jrez]

Originally Posted by nosatisfaction

She is like 70 years-old which means to me she is dead. She is quite wealthy. And fuck the loss of hers man, just never mind because she won't fucking get any phsycal damage, she would recover about 2 months ago and she doesn't even need those things which have been just staying in drawer for 5 years. Trust me, I have seen so much worse troubles as a little boy and i am still alive.

Did you know Jimmy Conway killed his friends just in order to cut off connections between him and the robbery*?

*Lufthansa Robbery

1. Why would you need a "gold detector" / metal detector if you know which drawer she's keeping her stuff in and even how long its apparently been sitting there for?
2. Dont kill granny!

[nosatisfaction]

Originally Posted by jrez

1. Why would you need a "gold detector" / metal detector if you know which drawer she's keeping her stuff in and even how long its apparently been sitting there for?
2. Dont kill granny!

I said 'drawer' casually.

[Duke Zion]

I hope your "friend" gets arrested

[TheyCallMeNothing]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

I hope your "friend" gets arrested

And ass-raped.

[nosatisfaction]

watch the fucking video stupid dickheads! once again, I won!

http://www.sahibinden.com/ilan/alisv...9713063/detay/

[88+6]

Originally Posted by nosatisfaction

I think you american people are so fucking big head with stupid hate inside yourselves.

Treasure, this is.