I'm going to eat a glass.

[Tokerface]

True story. I saw some dude on "my strange addiction" do it a while ago so I should be fine.

The glass isn't too thick so I should be able to bite through it. Shouldn't be too detrimental to my health I'd say. I'm not going to eat the bottom (too thick), the glass looks like this;



Will keep you fuckers updated.

[Tokerface]

I just broke half of it up as quietly as possible. Fuck biting directly into it, I'd probably end up having to get stitches.

[sepht]

pics of your intestine or it didnt happen

[jheit8]

bloodydiaperman is sooooo 2004

[FrY]

You should grind it up and smoke it in a joint.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

You're also going to shit glass. Keep that in mind.

[&Zenith]

0/10

[Tokerface]

Fuck.

Well, I'm still alive. Embarrassed and full of regret, but clinically alive. I only got through half of the glass (it was a big glass). I was cutting small bits which I'd broken, chewing them really, really lightly and then washing it down with water. After 3 minutes I started to taste blood and coughing a lot.

Surprisingly my mouth didn't get cut at all. Unfortunately I can't say the same about my throat. Whilst swallowing it, even though it was pretty fine it was still hurting a lot. Imagine eating small chunks of sandpaper, that's probably the best way to describe it. Some swallows were alright, whilst others had me in searing pain. The left side of my throat is far more fucked than the right for some reason.

I felt like laughing after it... until about 30 minutes later, when I felt like I was being stabbed in the stomach with a katana. I rang poisons hotline and the first woman was a total cunt, who hung up on me after assuming I was prank calling them. My second attempt was successful however, and the nice guy said I definitely shouldn't throw it up due to the fact that it will slice open my stomach and throat, causing even more damage. Fuck.

I realized I was in too deep and was then hit by waves of guilt, fear and so much fucking regret. I didn't want to risk further complications and decided it would be a smart move to go to the hospital, even if it's just for peace of mind. Now, I've spoken to my parents about some awkward and embarrassing things, but NOTHING will ever even hold a candle to this conversation. After putting it off for half an hour;

Me: *in a really worried tone* Uhh hey dad
Dad: *feigning calmness* yes...?
Me: I've done something really stupid.
Dad: *Now annoyed* Oh god.
Me: I need you to take me to the hospital..
Dad: Why?

For 5 minutes he refused until I actually told him what I had done, but I wouldn't budge. After another 5 minutes, I guess he figured he wouldn't let me die on his watch and subsequently took me to the hospital.

Long story short, they x-rayed me, gave me morphine, cut my stomach open and took everything out. Apparently my stomach was bleeding a hell of a lot. They said it was a good thing I came in when I did, because I could have faced even worse problems if it had gone through my intestines.

I'm back home now (the whole ordeal was over pretty quickly, see how epic Australia's health care system is) and I feel like an idiot. Fuck it though, I've eaten glass and survived.

[Proots]

I would advise against that.

[komokazi]

This thread is worthless without pics/vids.

Straight troll.

[Illegal Immigrant]

If its true then your a fucking idiot retarded attention whore.



If not then your actually pretty good at lying and making up random shit and making it believable. Perhaps seek a career in writing.

[komokazi]

It's not true, straight up lyin' ass nigga.

[felonious_monk]

that was the best thing I've read all day

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by Vizier

What's with people here doing stupid shit to injure themselves?

Like letting a black widow bite you? You seem uniquely qualified to answer the question you just asked.

I'm guessing it has to do with boredom.

[komokazi]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Proots, M.D.

Like letting a black widow bite you? You seem uniquely qualified to answer the question you just asked.

I'm guessing it has to do with boredom.

He's a spic.

Spics lie.

[jheit8]

Originally Posted by Vizier

What's with people here doing stupid shit to injure themselves?

Props on surviving that shit though; I've seen when dogs are killed by making them eat glass and it's not a pretty sight.

They all want to emulate bloodydiaperman.

[Unwyred]

At the very least we need a picture of your hospital bracelet they gave you for this, or a sheet detailing the surgery. I'm calling troll until then, as the events took place over the period of less than 4 hours.

[Lollygagger]

Bullshit